Very Mary-Kate (2010)
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Episodes
- 1 1. Moving Out2010-01-31 · 1mI get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
- 2 2. Moving Day2010-01-31 · 1mMy bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
- 3 3. Bodyguard2010-01-31 · 2mGot legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
- 4 4. Baby2010-01-31 · 2mI consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
- 5 5. Baby Daddy2010-02-08 · 2mBodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
- 6 6. Depressed2010-03-01 · 2mI’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
- 7 7. Hangover2010-03-01 · 2mI learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
- 8 8. Fight2010-03-01 · 2mI know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
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9. Philip Seymour Hoffman2010-03-13 · 2mI get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
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10. Cat2010-04-04 · 1mI decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
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11. Back to School2010-04-04 · 2mI’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
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12. Extension2010-04-11 · 1mCan I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
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13. Paper2010-04-11 · 1mI ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
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14. Crush2010-04-18 · 1mIt’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
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15. Ashleyguard2010-04-18 · 2mBut Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
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16. Nightmare2010-04-26 · 2mQuiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
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17. Zac Efron2010-04-29 · 2mA date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
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18. Philip Seymour Hoffman 22010-05-03 · 2mIs this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
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19. Gun2010-05-03 · 2mDo you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
Cast
Elaine CarrollMary-Kate / AshleyImages
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