1000 Ways to Die S03E36 · Death Penalties

Overview

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

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1. 1 1. Death on a Stick2010-08-03 · 20mA drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
2. 2 2. Putting a Smiley Face on Death2010-09-14 · 20mRussian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
3. 3 3. Stupid Is as Stupid Dies2010-09-21 · 20mA meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
4. 4 4. Dead Wrongs2010-09-28 · 21mTwo con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
5. 5 5. Fatal Distractions2010-10-05 · 21mA drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-h
6. 6 6. The End Is Weird2010-10-19 · 21mA exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
7. 7 7. Hurry Up and Die2010-10-26 · 21mAn amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
8. 8 8. Death Puts On a Dunce Cap2010-11-02 · 21mA hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
9. 9 9. Young, Dumb and Full of Death2010-11-09 · 21mA clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
10. 10 10. Deep Fried Death2010-12-08 · 21mDeath in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
11. 11 11. Cure for the Common Death Pt. II2010-12-15 · 21mA low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown get
12. 12 12. Sudden Death2010-12-22 · 21mA geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
13. 13 13. Dying to Tell the Story2010-12-29 · 20mA spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against comput
14. 14 14. If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You2011-01-15 · 21mThe origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse
15. 15 15. The One About Dumb People Dying!2011-02-08A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
16. 16 16. Getting a Rise from the Dead2011-02-16A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
17. 17 17. Ready or Not, Here Comes Death2011-02-23A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous t
18. 18 18. Grave Errors2011-03-02A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict
19. 19 19. Killing Them Softly2011-03-09A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed jus
20. 20 20. Better Them Than Us2011-03-16A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
21. 21 21. Dead Before They Know It2011-03-23A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy poi
22. 22 22. Stupid Is as Death Does2011-03-30A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that lon
23. 23 23. Mister Death2011-04-06A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head duri
24. 24 24. Death, The New Black2011-07-18A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pag
25. 25 25. Death Be a Lady Tonight2011-07-25An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an
26. 26 26. Today’s Special: Death2011-08-01A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing pol
27. 27 27. Eat, Pray Die2011-08-08A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a shar
28. 28 28. Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!2011-08-15A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked,
29. 29 29. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever2011-08-22A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded
30. 30 30. Death: One Size Fits All2011-08-29A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
31. 31 31. Deadliest Kitsch2011-10-24Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
32. 32 32. Grave Decisions2011-10-31Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
33. 33 33. Dirt Nap2011-11-07A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kill
34. 34 34. Death Takes a Vacation2011-11-14Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
35. 35 35. Wild Wild Death2011-11-21An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
36. 36 36. Death Penalties2012-01-25Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets
37. 37 37. Die-abestic2012-02-01A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager
38. 38 38. Star Death: The Last Generation2012-02-08Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings
39. 39 39. Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”2012-02-22Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a li
40. 40 40. Sor-Dead Affair2012-02-29A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, a
41. 41 41. Locked and Low Dead2012-02-29Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad