3rd Rock from the Sun S05E08 · Charitable Dick

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At a charity auction for the Rutherford Boys Home, Dick wants everybody to applaud him and so starts a bidding war with Studwick for a painting and ends up paying seventeen hundred dollars for it. Meanwhile, Don complains when Sally's snoring keeps him up all night, so she decides to try to stay awake all night so that he can sleep, but ends up keeping him awake anyway. Back at home, Harry and Tommy have been given the job of devising a new mission statement, and so try to work out what their purpose is on Earth.

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1. 1 1. Episode I: The Baby Menace1999-09-21 · 22mThe Solomons are relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, but horrified when she announces her plans to sell her story to the papers. When a reporter comes sniffing around
2. 2 2. Dick for Tat1999-09-28 · 22mWhen a drunk Mary tells Dick she once had a fling with his archenemy Vincent Strudwick, he is outraged and decides to get even with the pair of them by convincing Strudwick's wife
3. 3 3. The Fifth Solomon1999-11-02 · 22mDick crashes the car into a tree and calls an insurance company to cover it, but the salesman informs him that in order to be covered, he needed to have taken out insurance before
4. 4 4. Dial M for Dick1999-11-09 · 22mMary invites the Solomons on a murder mystery weekend, thinking that it might prove a fun activity. However, she goes down with food poisoning and retreats upstairs to her room. Do
5. 5 5. Dick and Tuck1999-11-16 · 22mWhen Mary and Nina talk about how good looking Harrison Ford is, Dick decides that he himself is hideous and visits a plastic surgeon to discuss having his face surgically altered.
6. 6 6. Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?1999-11-23 · 22mDick is confused when Nina won't let him accompany her to her Black Student Union meeting, believing it to be a Weight Watchers type club; so, in an attempt to understand the conce
7. 7 7. Sex and the Sally1999-11-30 · 22mMary is horrified when she learns that Dick has been pocketing all the tip money she has left at restaurants, but Dick is baffled by the concept of tipping, and attempts to re-inve
8. 8 8. Charitable Dick1999-12-14 · 22mAt a charity auction for the Rutherford Boys Home, Dick wants everybody to applaud him and so starts a bidding war with Studwick for a painting and ends up paying seventeen hundred
9. 9 9. The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary2000-01-11 · 22mMary reveals to Dick that she has been observing his family for a number of years and that she would like to make a documentary about them, in order to show how the 'typical Americ
10. 10 10. Gwen, Larry, Dick & Mary2000-01-25 · 22mMary is tired of spending all of her time with Dick's family and so suggests that the pair befriend another couple - her tennis partner Gwen and her husband Larry. Dick is apprehen
11. 11 11. Dick Puts the ID in Cupid2000-02-08 · 22mValentines Day is approaching and Tommy hopes to get a hotel room and lose his virginity to Alissa, however, he is nervous when he discovers that she is sexually experienced and so
12. 12 12. The Big Giant Head Returns2000-02-22 · 22mVicki Dubcek returns with her baby Eric Travis, telling of how she has cleaned up her act and become a proper mother. Unfortunately, however, the Big Giant Head decides to return t
13. 13 13. Rutherford Beauty2000-02-22 · 22mDick begins to have erotic fantasies about Nina, and makes the mistake of telling Mary about it, leading to an argument between the three of them. Dick is confused, and Don explain
14. 14 14. This Little Dick Went to Market2000-03-14 · 22mAfter hearing of how well his colleagues are doing in the stock market, Dick claims that he has earned enough money to share a holiday with Mary in Cancun. As a result, Dick is for
15. 15 15. Youth Is Wasted on the Dick2000-03-21 · 22mDick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite,
16. 16 16. Dick Strikes Out2000-03-28 · 22mPendelton University has a new chancellor, who causes anger when he cuts funding and takes away tenure, so Dick holds a meeting, in which he convinces the faculty to resign en mass
17. 17 17. Shall We Dick?2000-04-18 · 22mDick and Mary are getting ready for the annual Rutherford Badger Day Dance Contest, but there's a small problem - Mary can't dance. Harry however has teamed up with Nina, but when
18. 18 18. Dick and Harry Fall in a Hole2000-05-02 · 22mDick and Harry fall into a large hole in the woods, which covers over when they attempt to climb out. Dick then panics, whilst Harry remains in a relaxed, zen-like state. A hole ex
19. 19 19. Frankie Goes to Rutherford2000-05-09 · 22mFrank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series, making Dick jealous, and paranoid that he is after her. When confronting Frank, however, he hints that he is gay, b
20. 20 20. Dick Solomon's Day Off2000-05-16 · 22mIt's a nice day and Dick doesn't want to be stuck in the workplace, so he decides to do something that he thinks has never been done before - fake a sick day. Mary soon finds out w
21. 21 21. The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1)2000-05-23 · 22mThe Big Giant Head and his new wife Vicki Dubcek arrive back on Earth, where the Big Giant Head takes Dick to a jazz club and admits that his marriage is troubled, and that he woul
22. 22 22. The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2)2000-05-23 · 22mThe Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals