Adventures in Wonderland S01E53 · Vanity Hare

Name: Vanity Hare
Released: 1993-03-22

Air date: 1993-03-22 30m

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When the March Hare inadvertently helps the Queen solve her crossword puzzle, she bestows upon him the Smarty Pants Medal. Soon, the Hare gets too high an opinion of his own intelligence, until he finds out that being a smarty pants sometimes means being too big for your boots.

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Season 1

1 1. Herstory in the Making1992-03-23 · 30mAlice lacks the confidence to write a story for a school assignment, so she enlists the help of her friends in Wonderland. Thinking that she’s gotten them to do her homework for he
2 2. Lip-Sunk1992-03-30 · 30mThe Queen is slated to give a speech at a royalty convention when she suddenly loses her voice. While the Wonderland characters literally scramble to look for her lost voice, Alice
3 3. Red Queen for a Day1992-04-06 · 30mWhen Alice becomes Queen for a day, her royal decisions alienate her Wonderland friends, and she learns that being in charge also carries responsibility.
4 4. Objets d’Heart1992-04-13 · 30mThe Queen decides to take up sculpture as a hobby. Thinking that everyone loves her creations, she gives them away as gifts. In the end, though, the work ends up in a pile of quick
5 5. Arrivederci, Aroma1992-04-20 · 30mThe Queen orders perfume from The Royal Catalog at the same time the Hatter orders spray paint. Unfortunately, there is a mix-up of parcels. Alice and her friends learn a lesson ab
6 6. The Bunny Flop1992-04-27 · 30mThe Queen and the White Rabbit appear on "Lifestyles of the Royal and Famous", but the live interview goes awry when the Rabbit, who was awake all night, has trouble keeping his ey
7 7. Pop Goes the Easel1992-05-04 · 30mOn the day the Queen’s official portrait is to be unveiled, the White Rabbit trips and puts his head through the canvas. All in Wonderland attempt to restore the painting.
8 8. Through the Looking Glasses1992-05-11 · 30mThe Cheshire Cat gives Rabbit a pair of rose-colored glasses and convinces him that they magically make everything beautiful. Eventually, everyone (but the Queen) realizes that the
9 9. That's All, Jokes!1992-05-18 · 30mA practical-joke marathon sweeps through Wonderland, and soon everyone is obsessed with getting even. The potpourri of pranks finally stops when the Queen falls victim to a trick.
10 10. Forget Me Knot1992-05-25 · 30mThe Queen goes to "Professor Memory" to improve her memory, while the Rabbit goes all over Wonderland in search of the book in which he put the Queen’s theater tickets. Rabbit, Ali
11 11. Boo Who?1992-06-01 · 30mThe Queen thinks the palace is haunted when she spies a ghost wandering the halls. It appears the famished phantom is gobbling up the jelly beans meant for the Royal Jelly-Bean Cou
12 12. Double Your Bunny1992-06-08 · 30mThe White Rabbit’s identical cousin comes to Wonderland to look at vacation property. But Rabbit is unable to meet his cousin’s train, forcing this White Rabbit look-alike to wande
13 13. Diary of a Mad Hatter/Keep It Under Your Hat1992-06-15 · 30mThe Mad Hatter finds his great-grandhatter’s diary, which contains clues to a hidden treasure. The ensuing treasure hunt leads Wonderland’s residents on a merry chase, but eventual
14 14. How the West Was Wonderland1992-06-22 · 30mA rodeo is coming to Wonderland, and the Queen resolves to be "Queen of the Rodeo", except she is required a ride a horse, which scares her. Her pride keeps her from admitting her
15 15. The Rules of the Game1992-06-29 · 30mAlice gets a lesson in playing by the rules after several frustrating rounds of Meewalk, a game in which the rules can be changed at any moment. The final straw comes when the Quee
16 16. Something to Sneeze At1992-07-06 · 30mThe Mad Hatter suddenly becomes allergic to his best friend, the March Hare. But the March Hare is determined not to allow the Hatter’s sneeze to put the freeze on their friendship
17 17. Off the Cuffs/Hare-Raising Magic1992-07-13 · 30mThe March Hare’s magic act goes awry when his "Magic Handcuffs" fail to open. First the Queen, then half of Wonderland, get "tied up" -until the Hare finds the missing key.
18 18. Tooth or Consequences1992-07-20 · 30mThe White Rabbit has a toothache that just won’t quit, but his fear of going to the dentist causes him to procrastinate.
19 19. The Wonderland Enquirer1992-07-27 · 30mThe Queen, annoyed with dull stories in the Wonderland daily paper, orders the editors (Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee) to print every juicy rumor they hear, whether the stories can b
20 20. The Hatter Who Came to Dinner1992-08-03 · 30mWhen the Mad Hatter's back is thrown out in the line of duty, the Queen and the White Rabbit feel obliged to put him up until he’s better. The Hatter proceeds to take advantage of
21 21. The Mirth of a Nation1992-08-10 · 30mWhile attending her "Mirthday" party, the Queen bumps her funny bone and loses her sense of humor. When she subsequently decides to ban all laughter from Wonderland, her subjects g
22 22. For Better or Verse1992-08-17 · 30mRabbit gets rhymitis and is banned by the Queen until he gets rid of it. The irritating condition is passed all around Wonderland, until at last it hits the Queen, right when she n
23 23. Technobunny1992-08-24 · 30mWith the White Rabbit on vacation, the Queen gets a temporary robot replacement to do his work. The robot is so efficient that it looks as if the White Rabbit may be out of work pe
24 24. Party-Pooped1992-08-31 · 30mThe Mad Hatter is annoyed with the March Hare’s chronic tardiness to the tea party. The resulting quarrel splits up the friends, and, in a fit of pique, the Hare throws his own par
25 25. Up and Anthem1992-09-07 · 30mWhen the Wonderland national anthem is deemed unsingable, the Queen decrees an anthem-writing contest to choose a new one. The White Rabbit, who authored the original anthem refuse
26 26. Pretzelmania/The Missing Ring Mystery1992-09-14 · 30mIt appears that the Rabbit has dropped the Queen’s diamond ring into the Hatter’s new pretzel machine…thereby baking it into one of the 100 pretzels. But which one? The Rabbit’s fr
27 27. White Elephant Sale1992-09-21 · 30mAt a royal garage sale, the Queen unloads a (real) white elephant. In the hands of its new owners, however, the useless item is recycled into a whirlpool bath, a barbecue, and, fin
28 28. Rip-Roaring Rabbit Tales/Rabbit Without a Cause1992-09-28 · 30mThe White Rabbit, who has become convinced his life lacks excitement, imagines himself in a series of storybook adventures. But, when he narrowly averts disaster with the Queen’s f
29 29. Happy Boo Boo Day1992-10-05 · 30mThe Queen tells the Rabbit she doesn’t want a birthday party this year, because her subjects always manage to goof it up. Despite the Queen’s wishes, Rabbit sets into motion plans
30 30. What Makes Rabbit Run1992-10-12 · 30mTo prove how popular she is, the Queen decides to run for office in a Wonderland-wide election. She orders the reluctant White Rabbit to be her opponent, assuming it will just be f
31 31. Friday the Umpteenth1992-10-19 · 30mWhen Alice tells the Hatter and Hare about the superstition that Friday the 13th is bad luck, she unknowingly sets off a Wonderland panic. Fear of bad luck keeps Wonderland’s resid
32 32. Pizza De Resistance1992-10-26 · 30mDisgusted with the quality of take-out pizza in Wonderland, the Queen dubs the White Rabbit "Royal Pizza Chef". He doesn’t want the job, so he convinces the Queen to hold a contest
33 33. A Litter Help From My Friends1992-11-02 · 30mWhen keeping Wonderland litter-free becomes a bigger job than one bunny can handle, the White Rabbit enlists the help of all of Wonderland’s residents. The blustery weather seems f
34 34. Busy as a Spelling Bee1992-11-09 · 30mThe Queen is appalled at the bad spelling in thank-you notes from her subjects. When Alice explains that her school holds spelling bees every year as a way to help children improve
35 35. Hic-Hic Hooray1992-11-16 · 30mAfter volunteering to transport boxes of the Queen’s fragile new dinnerware, Tweedle Dum develops a severe…and tremulous…case of the hiccups. En route back to the palace, he solici
36 36. He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Hatter1992-11-23 · 30mAfter indulging in too many of his grandmother's cookies, the Mad Hatter is forced to go on a diet and exercise program. He tells the Hare to hide the offending cookies. When his r
37 37. Invasion of the Tweedle Snatchers1992-11-30 · 30mWhen the Cheshire Cat commandeers a remote-controlled toy flying saucer, the Mad Hatter and the March Hare think that Wonderland is being invaded from outer space. The Hatter and H
38 38. Bubble Trouble1992-12-07 · 30mThe Queen cuts costs at the palace by canceling the bottled water delivery and tapping Wonderland’s own underground spring. Armed with a book from the Caterpillar, the White Rabbit
39 39. The Bunny Who Would Be King1992-12-14 · 30mMovie star Rabbit DeNiro is coming to Wonderland to see his brother, the White Rabbit, whom he thinks is the King. The White Rabbit’s friends help him ascend to the throne, and the
40 40. Welcome Back Hatter1992-12-21 · 30mThe Hatter wins what appears to be a huge castle via a mail-order sweepstakes and prepares to move out of Wonderland. The Hare is sad that his best friend is leaving, but decides t
41 41. Noses Off1992-12-28 · 30mWhile trying to help Her Majesty come up with an original costume for an upcoming masquerade ball, the Hatter and Hare accidentally attach a ridiculous rubber nose to the Queen’s f
42 42. This Bunny for Hire1993-01-04 · 30mThe White Rabbit breaks one of the Queen’s vases, which he assumes is valuable crystal. Rather than tell the Queen what happened, he works nonstop, moonlighting to make enough mone
43 43. All That Glitters/Forbidden Fruit1993-01-11 · 30mTweedle Dum ignores Caterpillar’s warnings and eats a dangerous new fruit that can make him stronger, but may also make him very sick. A bellyache results, and Tweedle Dum learns t
44 44. Whose Carrots Are They, Anyway?1993-01-18 · 30mThe Rabbit is proud of his carrot crop, and would like to invite his friends from Wonderland to a simple carrot-tasting party. However, many of the Rabbit’s friends proceed to turn
45 45. Say It Again, Ma’am!1993-01-25 · 30mThe Rabbit misunderstands a royal edict, but is too intimidated by the Queen to ask her to repeat herself. He enlists help from Wonderland’s other residents to deduce what the Quee
46 46. Lady and the Camp1993-02-01 · 30mThe White Rabbit buys flowers for the Queen, only to find out that the blossoms are full of bugs. While the Hatter and the Hare de-bug the palace, the Queen camps out in the woods
47 47. Gowns and Roses1993-02-08 · 30mThe Red Queen hears there is money to be made by putting her name on a clothing label, so she designs her own fashion line. When the model fails to arrive for the fashion show, the
48 48. Dinner Fit for a Queen1993-02-15 · 30mWhen the Tweedles submit a tape to "Wonderland’s Silliest Home Videos", the Red Queen’s dignity is destroyed. She attempts to reclaim it with a staged dinner party for "Royalty’s F
49 49. Toot-Toot-Tootsies, Goodbye1993-02-22 · 30mCheshire Cat hoaxes the existence of the legendary monster "Big Tootsies", fooling everybody but the Red Queen.
50 50. The Red Queen Crown Affair1993-03-01 · 30mWhen the Red Queen’s crown disappears, the Mad Hatter and the March Hare set out as private investigators to find it…which they do, underneath the Mad Hatter’s own hat.
51 51. Copy-Catter Hatter1993-03-08 · 30mThe Mad Hatter’s reputation is at stake after his royal hat designs are copied by the rascally Copy-Catter Hatter. The Mad Hatter foils his plagiarizing cousin by leaving out a des
52 52. Queen of Beasts/The Greatest Story Never Sold1993-03-15 · 30mWhen the Red Queen decides her life lacks excitement, she becomes a wild wobear tamer. The Wonderland inhabitants are impressed, until they discover that the ferocious wild animal
53 53. Vanity Hare1993-03-22 · 30mWhen the March Hare inadvertently helps the Queen solve her crossword puzzle, she bestows upon him the Smarty Pants Medal. Soon, the Hare gets too high an opinion of his own intell
54 54. The Best Ears of Our Lives1993-03-29 · 30mWhen White Rabbit tires of being ignored, he tries to get attention by yelling and then by being silent. However, he discovers that the best way to make people curious about what y
55 55. Fiesta Time1993-04-05 · 30mWhen the Red Queen is invited to King Ricardo’s Fiesta, she balks because she can’t speak Spanish. The other put together a Wonderland Fiesta to teach Spanish to the Red Queen.
56 56. Hair’em Scare’em/The Girl With Green Hair1993-04-12 · 30mAfter the Mad Hatter send a bottle of his new shampoo to the Red Queen, he discovers that the shampoo has turned Alice’s hair green. The March Hare tries to retrieve the shampoo be
57 57. A Change of Heart1993-04-19 · 30mIt’s Valentine’s Day, and Alice is dismayed to discover the Red Queen has ordered her subjects to show their affection. Alice show the Red Queen the true meaning of the holiday.
58 58. On a Roll1993-04-19 · 30mThe Mad Hatter’s cousin Hedda Hatter is coming for a visit. Hedda is differently abled (she gets around in a wheelchair), and, when she writes that the only drawback is "stairs", t
59 59. The Grape Juice of Wrath1993-04-26 · 30mThe White Rabbit spills grape juice on the Queen’s throne and enlists Wonderland’s other residents to help him remove the spot before the Queen returns from a day of picking bluebe
60 60. Homing Pigeons1993-05-03 · 30mAfter losing his house key for the umpteenth time, Hatter invents a house key homing device. Hoping to cash in on his invention, he stages a demonstration. He collects everyone’s h
61 61. From Hare to Eternity1993-05-10 · 30mWhen the Red Queen saves the March Hare from quicksand, the March Hare carries out an annoying vow to protect her from all danger...until the Red Queen tricks the March Hare into "
62 62. Chalice in Wonderland1993-05-17 · 30mHatter and Hare go on an archaeological dig and uncover a beautiful, ancient chalice. Rabbit intercepts the treasure on behalf of the Queen, only to discover a curse written on the
63 63. Hippity Hoppity Hypnotist1993-05-24 · 30mThe March Hare accidentally hypnotizes the Red Queen into acting like a chicken when the word "red" is spoken. The White Rabbit isn’t aware of this, until the Red Queen is about to
64 64. Christmas in Wonderland1993-05-31 · 30mChristmas is nearly ruined when the Red Queen hears about Alice’s "white" Christmas and decides she won’t be happy until she gets her own snowfall-which is impossible, as it never
65 65. The Day of the Iguana1993-06-07 · 30mWhen the Red Queen banishes a fortune teller from the palace, the White Rabbit fears a retaliatory curse has turned Her Majesty into an iguana.
66 66. I Am the Walrus1993-06-14 · 30mNews of a walrus is moving panics Wonderland, because they heard that walruses are rude, smelly, and liars. When they can't get the Queen to tell the Walrus to leave, they decide t
67 67. Weed Shall Overcome1993-06-21 · 30mThe Red Queen’s plans for a new royal tennis court are delayed when the Walrus discovers a rare plant growing on the site. Wonderland’s residents band together to convince the relu
68 68. Deface in the Crowd1993-06-28 · 30mAll of Wonderland’s residents are alarmed when a mysterious vandal begins defacing every available surface with graffiti. Attempts to catch the vandal fail, but, finally, he turns
69 69. TV or Not TV?1993-07-05 · 30mProspects for good attendance at the annual Wonderland spring picnic look bad when the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, Tweedle Dum, and Tweedle Dee all begin watching television. They
70 70. Days of Vine and Roses1993-07-12 · 30mThe Red Queen’s chances for having her palace make the cover of "Better Palaces and Gardens" magazine are jeopardized when some of Wonderland’s residents fail to follow the care in
71 71. The Clan of the Cavebunny1993-07-19 · 30mA simple spelunking expedition turns up the discovery of the year: a bunny frozen in a block of ice. It is really a prehistoric cavebunny? All of Wonderland will soon find out, bec
72 72. Metaphor Monday1993-07-26 · 30mAs all of Wonderland celebrates Metaphor Monday by preparing for the Metaphor Ball, a grand event in which everyone comes dressed as their favorite metaphor, the Tweedles become so
73 73. Game Shows People Play1993-08-02 · 30mAfter the Duchess ridicules the Red Queen’s use of adverbs, the Queen goes on the TV game show "Name That Adverb". She does fine, until she takes a bath in the bonus round.
74 74. The Adventures of Spectacularman1993-08-09 · 30mWhen a falling star gives the Mad Hatter super powers, he takes to the air as Spectacular Man, protector of Wonderland. The Red Queen is jealous of her new media rival, until he tr
75 75. For Hare Eyes Only1993-08-16 · 30mWhen the Mad Hatter gets caught peeking at the March Hare’s mail, Hare sets a trap by asking Hatter to pick up a tempting-to-open, but booby-trapped box. Two packages arrive, and M
76 76. To Tear Is Human1993-08-23 · 30mWhen Alice rips her pants during a game of charades, the others kid laugh at her good-naturedly, then apologize when they realize that she doesn’t see the humor in the situation. T
77 77. Odd Woman Out1993-08-30 · 30mWhen Alice is prohibited from joining a Wonderland guys-only club called the Oddballs, she conspires with the Red Queen to fool the lodge brothers into changing their antiquated ru
78 78. Time Warped1993-09-06 · 30mThe Mad Hatter and the March Hare believe they have invented a real time machine and resolve to use the goofy gadget to "go back in time" to prevent the Red Queen from doing someth
79 79. Give Ants a Chance1993-09-13 · 30mDue to his extreme fear of ants, the Walrus seems destined to go through life avoiding picnics. Wonderland’s other residents attempt to help him overcome his fear, but he finally r
80 80. Card 54, Where Are You?1993-09-20 · 30mThe Red Queen becomes obsessed with collecting "Famous Bunnies of Filmland" trading cards, particularly when card 54 eludes her and ends up in the hands of the Mad Hatter.
81 81. Your Cheatin' Red Heart1993-09-27 · 30mThe Red Queen, tired of losing every Boffo-Bingo tournament to her rival, the Duchess, gets desperate and cheats. Much to her surprise, her conscience kicks in, and she’s unable to
82 82. Wonderland: The Movie1993-10-04 · 30mWonderland’s residents watch a documentary on the subject of friendship, featuring the rather rocky royal relationship between the Red Queen and the Duchess.
83 83. Bunny, Can You Spare a Dime?1993-10-11 · 30mWhen the Red Queen thinks her royal savings have bottomed out, she is forced to auction off some royal possessions, including the fabulous Hop Diamond. Unfortunately, she outbids e
84 84. The Royalty Trap1993-10-18 · 30mOn the day the Red Queen is to be feted by the Royalty Hall of Fame, she accidentally locks herself in the royal tool shed. The Duchess seizes her chance to "help" the Queen by sta
85 85. Just the Fax, Ma’am/Duchess Treat1993-10-25 · 30mWith the annual fund-raiser for the Wonderland library on deck, the Red Queen is intent on upstaging the Duchess in the fashion department and finally getting her picture on the so
86 86. Take the Bunny and Run/Other People’s Bunny1993-11-01 · 30mThe Red Queen learns just how nice it is to have a bunny around the house after recklessly losing White Rabbit in a bet to the Duchess. When she finds Rabbit is just as unhappy abo
87 87. Gratitude Adjustment1993-11-08 · 30mThe Red Queen cancels "Thanks-a-lot Day", a day dedicated to gratitude, because she doesn’t see the point of the holiday. Wonderland’s residents try to help her understand what it
88 88. Pie Noon1993-11-15 · 30mWhen the pie-throwing bully from the March Hare’s high school day arrives at the Wonderland train station at high noon, the Hare panics, because none of his friends will stand with
89 89. Untwist of Fate1993-11-22 · 30mThe denizens of Wonderland are worried that Alice won’t be able to play Juliet in Shakespaw’s "Rabbit and Juliet" because she has come down with a bad case of "tongue twisters" and
90 90. Queen’s Best Friend1993-11-29 · 30mThe Cheshire Cat plays a trick on the Red Queen and leads her to believe that the stray dog she found can talk. The Queen, sure that a talking dog will bring her fame and fortune,
91 91. Purple Potato Eaters1993-12-06 · 30mWhen Wonderland’s residents get a whiff of a batch of purple potato pancakes the Walrus is eating, they want to try them. The complicated recipe, however, makes them reluctant to h
92 92. The Queen Who Came in From the Cold1993-12-13 · 30mThe Red Queen, crabby about all the anonymous letters in the paper complaining about her rash of newly imposed taxes, dons a disguise and goes undercover to root out the letter wri
93 93. The Color of Wobucks1993-12-20 · 30mWhen the White Rabbit gets bamboozled by a con man into spending the Red Queen’s money on a seed for a phony money tree, his friends try to help out by "planting" one of their own.
94 94. Take My Tonsils... Please!1993-12-27 · 30mThe Mad Hatter has a sore throat. Because of his reluctance to seek treatment, the Dormouse takes the liberty in phone calling a doctor. Judge Reinhold plays the doctor who perform
95 95. The Sound and The Furry1994-01-03 · 30mAfter the crabby Red Queen orders an afternoon of silence, the March Hare’s hearing-impaired cousin, April Hare (Marlee Matlin), visits to teach everyone sign language. A misunders
96 96. Hats Off to the King1994-01-10 · 30mAfter hearing the Mad Hatter perform a simple, down-to-earth song, the Tweedles arrange for him to compete on "Wonderland Star Hunt", where Ed McMahon hosts the Best Male Singer Co
97 97. Those Tusks, Those Eyes1994-01-17 · 30mThe Walrus gets roped into performing his old precision creampuff-throwing act, with the Red Queen as his assistant. He has become very nearsighted, however, since he last did his
98 98. Bah, Hamburger1994-01-24 · 30mTweedle Dum learns about good eating habits and the consequences of his obsession with eating junk food, when he is visited by the spirits of Nutrition Past, Present, and Future.
99 99. White Rabbits Can't Jump1994-01-31 · 30mThe White Rabbit gets some help from his hero O.J. Simpson when the residents of Wonderland hold an annual athletics competition and he's afraid he will lose.
100 100. A Wonderland Howl-oween1994-02-07 · 30mAt the traditional nighttime Halloween picnic, the Wonderland residents try to outspook each other with scary stories.