Barney Miller (1975)
One of the Funniest Police Shows Ever!
Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.
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Episodes
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1. Inquisition1979-09-13When an anonymous letter identifies a member of the 12th Precinct as a homosexual, it buys the boys a visit from Lieutenant Scanlon, who proceeds to make a witch hunt out of his se
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2. The Photographer1979-09-20A tranquil prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ, which is timely for the drug dealer caught with an impressive stash; an elderly mugger poses as a photographer to ensnare lonely wome
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3. Vacation1979-09-27A string of false alarms suggests that a sniper may be after a cop, but the detectives are preoccupied with Barney's posted vacation schedules and the case of a man who won't donat
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4. The Brother1979-10-04A visiting monk opts for a quick dalliance with a lady of the streets; Barney discovers to his horror that Dietrich may not be cut out for mugging detail—especially since it must
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5. The Slave1979-10-18Harris bristles when he learns that the Burmese chauffeur being booked for a traffic accident is actually an indentured servant.
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6. Strip Joint1979-11-01A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; and man is convinced that he is on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
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7. The Bird1979-11-08Harris' book publication hits a snag when Dietrich refuses to sign a release; a suicide hot line operator becomes suicidal; the clerk that sold Wojo a sick bird changes his strict
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8. The Desk1979-11-22A former master criminal becomes a walking zombie following his lobotomy; a man is unable to use the telephone after being mugged because he's Amish. Jeff Corey, who appeared previ
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9. The Judge1979-12-06A judge provides an attorney with the ultimate over-ruling—a gavel on the noggin; the crimes reported by a lonely woman emanate from daytime television soap operas.
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10. The DNA Story1979-12-13The detectives search for a missing viral strain stolen from a lab; a woman is convinced that her husband is actually a clone.
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11. The Dentist1979-12-27One man's hands are a musical instrument to himself and a nuisance to others; a detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with wandering instruments.
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12. People's Court1980-01-03Weary of an uncooperative populace, a census taker goes to drastic measures to make a head count; beleaguered apartment dwellers band together and capture a burglar.
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13. Vanished (1)1980-01-10Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.
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14. Vanished (2)1980-01-17Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.
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15. The Child Stealers1980-01-24A self-proclaimed time traveler tells Harris to fine tune his stock portfolio; Marty's divrorced gentleman friend Mr. Driscoll attempts to reclaim his son by abducting him from the
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16. Guns1980-01-31Wojo fears that a despondent Luger is planning to do himself in; a man seeking to reclaim his television set robs the police vault; a rash of bizarre robberies leads to an eccentri
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17. Uniform Days1980-02-07The cops observe the annual department-mandated ritual of wearing their uniforms - except for Harris who shows up in his usual natty street clothes.
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18. Dietrich's Arrest (1)1980-02-28A lottery winner dispenses of the prize money by tossing it out a window; Sgt. Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can
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19. Dietrich's Arrest (2)1980-03-06Harris gets the unenviable task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; meanwhile, a nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the p
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20. The Architect1980-03-27A disgruntled architect decides to improve on his building—by blowing it up.
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21. The Inventor1980-05-01The squad tries hypnosis to uncover the name of a felon that Wojo has forgotten; an inventor steals the plans for his own creation.
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22. Fog1980-05-08Barney is down in the dumps when he is passed over again for deputy inspector
Cast
Hal LindenBarney Miller
Max GailStan Wojciehowicz
Ron GlassRon Harris
Ron CareyCarl Levitt
Steve LandesbergArthur DietrichImages
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