CollegeHumor Shorts S12E06 · Ruin Your Morning with Twitter!

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Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.

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1. 1 1. This Year’s Hottest College Looks2018-09-11 · 4mHead back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.
2. 2 2. MoviePass CEO: Please Don’t Cancel2018-09-13 · 6mAll businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!
3. 3 3. The News Is Just Tweets Now2018-09-24 · 3mWhy do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?
4. 4 4. The School Library Computer Game Collection2018-10-05 · 3mForget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!
5. 5 5. Every Negotiation Scene Ever2018-10-15 · 5mRekha is in the market… the market of secrets. And she’s looking to sell, for a very reasonable price… that she won’t say out loud.
6. 6 6. Ruin Your Morning with Twitter!2018-10-22 · 2mWaking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.
7. 7 7. I Hate Scary Movies2018-10-31 · 4mWhy would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?
8. 8 8. The Internet Comes Trick-or-Treating2018-10-26 · 4mThis halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s house!
9. 9 9. Kanye’s Social Media Manager2018-11-16 · 3m“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers
10. 10 10. Not Enough Dishes for Friendsgiving2018-11-19 · 3mKatie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Chapstick tube.
11. 11 11. Training for Thanksgiving at Home2018-11-21 · 4mGrant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.
12. 12 12. The Truth about Football2018-11-23 · 5mFootball is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.
13. 13 13. A Dirty Cop’s Worst Nightmare2018-12-10 · 4mDon’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.
14. 14 14. Bicoastal Time Zone Lesson2018-12-12 · 4mWith a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.
15. 15 15. Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves2018-12-18 · 5mSome elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.
16. 16 16. Tumblr CEO: No More Porn2018-12-17 · 6mFinally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!
17. 17 17. Deleted Scenes: Tumblr CEO · 5mSee more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.
18. 18 18. Honest Family Holiday When You’re an Adult2018-12-24 · 4mNothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.
19. 19 19. New Year’s Fingering2018-12-31 · 2mThis is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!
20. 20 20. Your New Year’s Resolutions Never Change2019-01-02 · 5mTHIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.
21. 21 21. Getting Stuck in a Dance Circle2019-01-21 · 4mHey, at least hell’s got an open bar.
22. 22 22. Exercise Counts More If It’s Hard2019-01-28 · 3mFor too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually have a lot going on right now.
23. 23 23. The Super Bowl Isn’t about Football2019-01-31 · 3mWho are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!
24. 24 24. When Spelling It Out Gets Tricky2019-02-06 · 3mRaph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie Hotel.
25. 25 25. Meet Cute with a Ghost2019-02-15 · 5mAll the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!
26. 26 26. Disagreeing Doesn’t Make You Smart2019-03-01 · 4mHe likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.
27. 27 27. Stop Ruining Rick & Morty2019-03-04 · 4mDo you even know what a “schmekel” is??
28. 28 28. I’m Comfortable, Not Soft2019-03-11 · 5mEver since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!
29. 29 29. Honest Trip to the Doctor2019-03-17 · 3mCan you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?
30. 30 30. Sleeping Over for the First Time2019-03-15 · 3mThe sport where spooning matters.