CollegeHumor Shorts S09E05 · Dogs Are Practice Babies

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Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

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1. 1 1. Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)2017-01-05 · 3mIf your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
2. 2 2. The Horrors of Hungover Traveling2017-01-10 · 3mPretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
3. 3 3. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)2017-01-12 · 4mThe twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
4. 4 4. I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?2017-01-13 · 3mShirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
5. 5 5. Dogs Are Practice Babies2017-01-17 · 3mDon’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
6. 6 6. Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin2017-01-19 · 5mEveryone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
7. 7 7. How to Wash a Goddamn Dish2017-01-28 · 2mDon’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
8. 8 8. Fake News Investigative Journalists2017-02-07 · 3mThe truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
9. 9 9. Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)2017-02-17 · 3mA party guest most foul.
10. 10 10. Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating2017-02-17 · 3mJust like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
11. 11 11. Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard2017-03-03 · 4mWhen it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
12. 12 12. Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors2017-03-08 · 2mAudition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
13. 13 13. 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes2017-03-09 · 2mDoing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
14. 14 14. Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)2017-03-23 · 4mLegend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
15. 15 15. We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!2017-04-01 · 3mI told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
16. 16 16. Music Festival Boot Camp2017-04-14 · 5mYou can’t handle the merch booth.
17. 17 17. It’s Technically a Meal2017-05-13 · 4mIt’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
18. 18 18. Eating with Your Rich Friends2017-04-20 · 4mI’ll have the “corking fee”.
19. 19 19. Just Let the World Die2017-04-29 · 4mTake that, student loans!
20. 20 20. An Honest Call with Your Bank2017-05-04 · 3mOh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
21. 21 21. Sleepovers When You’re Gay2017-06-20 · 4mDream Phone was SO heteronormative.
22. 22 22. The Straightest Dude Ever2017-06-27 · 4mHe eats lighters.
23. 23 23. The Relationship Simulator Bed2017-05-27 · 4mWhat’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
24. 24 24. Date with a Fast Food Burger2017-05-25 · 3mBoy meets grill.
25. 25 25. I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be2017-06-18 · 4mWhy don’t we both get something, and we can share?
26. 26 26. Porn, but for Crying2017-06-22 · 3mOh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
27. 27 27. These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing2017-08-03 · 3mIs this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
28. 28 28. Hinting That You’re Also into Guys2017-08-12 · 4mOk, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
29. 29 29. Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips2017-08-19 · 2mNew from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
30. 30 30. Sorry My Car Is So Gross2017-08-22 · 3mSure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!