Crossing Swords S01E02 · Hot Tub Death Machine

Overview

Patrick’s excitement to start his new squire job is quickly dampened when he is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merriman’s publicity stunt. While Patrick struggles between pleasing the King and staying true to his anti-death penalty morals, Coral and Ruben campaign for the high profile role of executee…They don’t want to be executed, but it’s an honor to be recognized.

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1. 1 1. Pilot2020-06-12 · 23mYoung Patrick dreams of earning his knighthood and dispensing justice to evildoers. He’s driven by his goodhearted, earnest nature, but also by guilt: his own siblings are some of
2. 2 2. Hot Tub Death Machine2020-06-12 · 23mPatrick’s excitement to start his new squire job is quickly dampened when he is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merriman’s publicity stunt. While Patric
3. 3 3. What’s Kraken?2020-06-12 · 23mWhen Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his parents, he sees an opportunity to impress his hard-to-please father. The gift blows up in his face w
4. 4 4. In the Line of Squire2020-06-12 · 23mAs a string of high-profile assassinations rock the kingdom, the headstrong and petulant Princess Blossom returns home from school to attend a giant music festival. Patrick is stuc
5. 5 5. Let Them Eat Clown2020-06-12 · 23mPatrick is thrilled to escort King Merriman to a charity golf retreat, only to arrive and find out it’s actually the Chill Society, an annual bacchanal where rival kings meet to di
6. 6 6. My Super Sweet Period Party2020-06-12 · 23mAs the only uncut squire, Patrick is horrified to learn that he will need to undergo a circumcision to keep his job. Meanwhile, as Blossom celebrates the arrival of her first perio
7. 7 7. Look Who’s Stalking2020-06-12 · 23mFed up with a string of bad investments that have led the kingdom to bankruptcy, King Merriman throws out a pot of “magic beans,” which quickly grow into a giant beanstalk. Seeing
8. 8 8. The Snow Job2020-06-12 · 23mWhen a deadly plague sweeps through the Kingdom, Patrick accompanies the royal family north to stay safe, isolated in an icy ski lodge. While the family makes it to the lodge, Patr
9. 9 9. The A-Moooo-Zing Race2020-06-12 · 23mThe assassin has orchestrated the kidnapping of Princess Blossom, and a Minotaur holds her captive in its maze. Now the King and Queen must abdicate the throne, or their daughter w
10. 10 10. Unchained Monarchy2020-06-12 · 23mPatrick returns to the castle with the rescued Princess Blossom only to find it under siege. The minotaur maze was only part of the assassin’s devious plan, and Patrick comes face-