Dick Figures S03E05 · Planet Asshole

Overview

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

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1. 1 1. Adventures of Batman & The Bloser2011-09-22 · 3mRed and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the w
2. 2 2. Real Dudes Bros Night Man2011-10-06 · 3mOn poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
3. 3 3. Terminate-Her2011-10-20 · 3mWatch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
4. 4 4. Modern Flame War 32011-11-03 · 3mAfter an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
5. 5 5. Planet Asshole2011-11-17 · 3mAfter Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
6. 6 6. Zeusbag2011-12-01 · 3mRed and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
7. 7 7. Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew2011-12-15 · 3mHoly smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
8. 8 8. Brain Switch2011-12-29 · 3mThe only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to t
9. 9 9. Pleasure Cruise2012-01-12 · 3mCruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
10. 10 10. Kung Fu Winners2012-01-26 · 3mWhen ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.