Dick Figures S04E05 · First Day of Cool

Overview

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

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Episodes

1. 1 1. Losing Streakers2012-04-05 · 3mA gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
2. 2 2. Pussy Magnet2012-04-19 · 3mTo help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
3. 3 3. Taco Tuesday2012-05-03 · 3mAfter being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
4. 4 4. Ocho Muerte2012-05-17 · 3mBlue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
5. 5 5. First Day of Cool2012-05-31 · 3mWitness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
6. 6 6. The Red Devil2012-06-14 · 3mRed and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
7. 7 7. Freshman 152012-06-28 · 3mRed attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
8. 8 8. Ballad of Lord Tourettes2012-07-05 · 3mA day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
9. 9 9. The Fart Knight Rises2012-07-12 · 3mBatman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
10. 10 10. Robot Frog2012-08-01 · 3mBlue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.