Dilbert S02E07 · The Merger

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The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

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1. 1 1. The Gift1999-11-02 · 22mDilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.
2. 2 2. The Shroud of Wally1999-11-09 · 22mDilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become
3. 3 3. Art1999-11-16 · 22mDilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularit
4. 4 4. The Trial1999-11-23 · 22mDilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over
5. 5 5. The Dupey1999-12-07 · 22mDilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.
6. 6 6. The Security Guard2000-01-18 · 22mAfter a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discove
7. 7 7. The Merger2000-01-25 · 22mThe Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.
8. 8 8. Hunger2000-02-01 · 22mDilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets invol
9. 9 9. The Off-Site Meeting2000-02-08 · 22mDilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.
10. 10 10. The Assistant2000-02-15 · 22mDilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.
11. 11 11. The Return2000-02-22 · 22mDilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.
12. 12 12. The Virtual Employee2000-05-30 · 22mDilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack
13. 13 13. Pregnancy2000-06-06 · 22mRatbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert
14. 14 14. The Delivery2000-06-13 · 22mDilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.
15. 15 15. Company Picnic2000-07-11 · 22mThe annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.
16. 16 16. The Fact2000-07-18 · 22mDogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a
17. 17 17. Ethics2000-07-25 · 22mAfter the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the tes