Distractible S04E89 · Does Order Matters?

Overview

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

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Episodes

1. 1 1. This Is Our Roman Empire2024-02-25 · 1h 2mAI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
2. 2 2. It's Okay, We're Engineers2024-02-29 · 46mThis episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
3. 3 3. Games Are Getting Older2024-03-03 · 59mTime makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
4. 4 4. We Are The Main Character2024-03-07 · 1h 10mAre we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
5. 5 5. Tear Down These Balls2024-03-10 · 56mIn a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
6. 6 6. Pants2024-03-15 · 50mMark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
7. 7 7. How To Milk Your Dinosaur2024-03-17 · 47mOpen the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
8. 8 8. Power2024-03-21 · 55mWith great power, comes great Distractibility.
9. 9 9. Old Is Awesome2024-03-24 · 51mIt's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
10. 10 10. No Topic Left Beef2024-03-28 · 54mComing to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
11. 11 11. Wrong Answers Only2024-03-31 · 53mMark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
12. 12 12. Do You Fear Death-uh?2024-04-04 · 1h 5mWade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
13. 13 13. The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever2024-04-07 · 55mWe've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
14. 14 14. Cake Or AI?2024-04-11 · 47mTechnologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
15. 15 15. Cake Or AI Too2024-04-14 · 43mStill technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
16. 16 16. Chugging Hot Tub Water2024-04-19 · 1h 5mGrab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
17. 17 17. Uplifting Children's Stories2024-04-21 · 59mOnce upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
18. 18 18. The Cursed Man2024-04-25 · 1h 1mIs Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
19. 19 19. Bad Or Worse2024-04-28 · 1h 20mWhat could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
20. 20 20. At Least 20 Questions2024-05-02 · 1h 2mBob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
21. 21 21. 20 More Questions (At Least)2024-05-05 · 57mTime to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
22. 22 22. Animal Noises2024-05-09 · 49mOld Mark-plier had a farm. E.
23. 23 23. There Is No Excuse2024-05-12 · 47mThere is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
24. 24 24. It's Over, It's Done2024-05-16 · 53mWade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
25. 25 25. 1000 Hour Energy2024-05-19 · 49mMark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
26. 26 26. World Wade Supremacy2024-05-23 · 37mTHEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
27. 27 27. Naming 100 Women2024-05-26 · 42m100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
28. 28 28. My Body Betrayed Me2024-05-30 · 56mWade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
29. 29 29. Two Truths And A Lie2024-06-02 · 59mMust... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
30. 30 30. Shotgun Roulette2024-06-06 · 52mSo it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
31. 31 31. The Inaugural Boat Episode2024-06-09 · 57mCaptain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
32. 32 32. We Should Buy A Movie Theater!2024-06-13 · 53mBuckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
33. 33 33. The Room Where It Happened2024-06-17 · 55mThe guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
34. 34 34. We Might Have Started The Fire2024-06-21 · 1h 15mWade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
35. 35 35. 20 Easy Questions2024-06-23 · 1h 2mBob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
36. 36 36. It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)2024-06-27 · 1h 9mHappy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
37. 37 37. Best Of Times, Worst Of Times2024-06-30 · 1h 8mThe guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
38. 38 38. Saving You Money2024-07-04 · 55mBecause the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
39. 39 39. The Dumb Of Humanity2024-07-07 · 58mI stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
40. 40 40. Sorry For My Singing2024-07-11 · 1h 3mBob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
41. 41 41. Red 40, Set Hut!2024-07-14 · 58mRed red dye, goes to Mark's head.
42. 42 42. A Special Message For Our Listeners2024-07-19 · 1h 15mWade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
43. 43 43. Glauber Salt2024-07-21 · 51mThis salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
44. 44 44. Theater Of The Mind2024-07-25 · 51mThe inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
45. 45 45. Tongue Twisters2024-07-28 · 55mDistracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
46. 46 46. Worm Love2024-08-01 · 55mWould you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
47. 47 47. The Last Great Debate2024-08-04 · 59mBob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
48. 48 48. Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)2024-08-08 · 55mShhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
49. 49 49. Big Or Small (Part 2)2024-08-11 · 1h 0mThe question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
50. 50 50. Get More Stupider2024-08-15 · 58mStupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
51. 51 51. On Success2024-08-18 · 1h 5mBob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
52. 52 52. The Dumb Of Introverts2024-08-22 · 1h 3mPlease don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
53. 53 53. Mark's Secret Words2024-08-25 · 1h 2mStep aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
54. 54 54. We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)2024-08-29 · 50m(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
55. 55 55. Conspiracy. CHANGE!2024-09-01 · 51mAre conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
56. 56 56. Bob's Secret Words2024-09-06 · 44mStep aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
57. 57 57. Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)2024-09-08 · 43mAfter years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
58. 58 58. Talent2024-09-12 · 51mWade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
59. 59 59. WikiHow About Now?2024-09-15 · 58mTime to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
60. 60 60. Nah, I'd Win2024-09-19 · 53mIt's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
61. 61 61. The Episode You Can Taste2024-09-23 · 1h 5mThis episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
62. 62 62. All Nighters2024-09-26 · 1h 3mWe learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
63. 63 63. The Most Cursed Moments2024-09-29 · 1h 6mWith the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
64. 64 64. What Song Do You See?2024-10-04 · 1h 0mMark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
65. 65 65. Try New Things2024-10-06 · 1h 4mThe dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
66. 66 66. Get More Stupider (Part 2)2024-10-10 · 55m"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
67. 67 67. Parlor Games2024-10-14 · 49mIt's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the h
68. 68 68. QUITTER!2024-10-17 · 1h 0mYou know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
69. 69 69. Two Sentence Horror Stories2024-10-20 · 53mBoo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
70. 70 70. More Villain Awards2024-10-25 · 1h 0mIs the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
71. 71 71. Never Hug Your Teacher2024-10-27 · 1h 3mMark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
72. 72 72. Definitely Real Things2024-10-31 · 51mThe guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
73. 73 73. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)2024-11-03 · 1h 0mPhiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
74. 74 74. Edutainment!2024-11-07 · 1h 1mProfessor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
75. 75 75. Get Mad Libs2024-11-10 · 49mWade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
76. 76 76. Wade Is Sopping2024-11-14 · 44mBob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
77. 77 77. The Election Episode2024-11-17 · 56mDistractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
78. 78 78. Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)2024-11-21 · 1h 1mNever interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
79. 79 79. Florida or No Florida?2024-11-24 · 56mBob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
80. 80 80. Wade For President2024-11-28 · 1h 9mTogether, we can Make America Wade Again!
81. 81 81. Top 10 Things2024-12-01 · 1h 1mMark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
82. 82 82. Bob's Fridge (Part 2)2024-12-05 · 1h 4mThere are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
83. 83 83. The Cost Is Correct2024-12-08 · 53mIf you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
84. 84 84. Mark of Theseus2024-12-13 · 56mHave you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
85. 85 85. What's Wrong With Video Games?2024-12-16 · 1h 1mForget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
86. 86 86. [Insert Topic Here]2024-12-19 · 1h 4m[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
87. 87 87. Merry Christmas, Bob!2024-12-22 · 1h 7mOh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
88. 88 88. New Year, Old Us2024-12-26 · 1h 3mThree! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
89. 89 89. Does Order Matters?2024-12-30 · 1h 0mNew additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
90. 90 90. Time and Stuff2025-01-03 · 52mIt's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
91. 91 91. The Distractible Paradox2025-01-05 · 52mThere is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and
92. 92 92. Where Am I?!2025-01-09 · 55mPilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
93. 93 93. Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks2025-01-19 · 1h 5mAs the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
94. 94 94. There's An Easter Egg At 43:512025-01-23 · 1h 12mBetter keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
95. 95 95. Order Matters Too2025-01-26 · 1h 2mWelcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
96. 96 96. More Broken News2025-01-30 · 52mWade gets himself canceled.
97. 97 97. Big Dog Energy2025-02-03 · 1h 5mNo animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
98. 98 98. Acronyms, But Better2025-02-06 · 58mDudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
99. 99 99. WordPad Broke2025-02-09 · 1h 2mAll of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
100. 100 100. Mark Prepared For This2025-02-13 · 1h 2mCloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
101. 101 101. The Council of Distractible (Part 2)2025-02-16 · 55mThe three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."