Distractible S06E09 · The Perfectest Crime

Overview

Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.

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Episodes

1. 1 1. Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)2026-05-24 · 1h 2mFortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
2. 2 2. Hard or Soft?2026-05-31 · 1h 10mThe guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
3. 3 3. Burnout2026-06-07 · 1h 8mThe guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
4. 4 4. Doing Too Much2026-06-14 · 1h 15mWelcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
5. 5 5. Markiplier Likes That?2026-06-21 · 1h 2mHow well do Bald and Dad know Short?
6. 6 6. Going Nuclear2026-06-28 · 1h 14mBald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
7. 7 7. Unhappy Birthday2026-07-05 · 1h 2mTo cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
8. 8 8. Hoopst Was First?2026-07-12 · 1h 2mThis game about firsts is making me firsty.
9. 9 9. The Perfectest Crime2026-07-19 · 1h 12mDetectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
10. 10 10. Wade Definitely Has A Topic2026-07-26 · 1h 6mThe guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
11. 11 11. Please Be Nice2026-08-02 · 1h 8mBob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
12. 12 12. I'm Wade. I'm Bald2026-08-09 · 51mHe's bald. He's Wade.
13. 13 13. Choose Your Own Cousin2026-08-17 · 1h 13mAsk not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
14. 14 14. Would I Lie To You?2026-08-23 · 1h 1mBob hosts a game built on lies.
15. 15 15. Smell My Touch2026-08-30 · 1h 2mMark hosts a game that just makes sense.
16. 16 16. Cincinnati Jeopardy2026-09-06 · 45mBob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
17. 17 17. Insider Gaming2026-09-13 · 1h 9mNow that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.
18. 18 18. Cloth Off The Bone2026-09-20 · 56mMark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.
19. 19 19. The Jerker Episode2026-09-27 · 59mThe guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.
20. 20 20. "Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)2026-10-01 · 56mWelcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivit
21. 21 21. Grilled or Fried?2026-10-04 · 1h 13mI like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.
22. 22 22. "These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)2026-10-08 · 1h 0mWelcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Phy
23. 23 23. Bob's One Man Show (Part 2)2026-10-11 · 1h 9mFor one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.
24. 24 24. TBD (The Scary Tapes)2026-10-15
25. 25 25. TBD2026-10-18 · Coming soon
26. 26 26. TBD (The Scary Tapes)2026-10-22 · Coming soon
27. 27 27. TBD2026-10-25 · Coming soon
28. 28 28. TBD (The Scary Tapes)2026-10-29 · Coming soon
29. 29 29. TBD2026-11-01 · Coming soon
30. 30 30. TBD2026-11-08 · Coming soon
31. 31 31. TBD2026-11-15 · Coming soon
32. 32 32. TBD2026-11-22 · Coming soon
33. 33 33. TBD2026-11-29 · Coming soon