Dorkly Bits S02E54 · Sonic Meets With His Agent

Air date: 2011-07-12

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The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.

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  1. 1 1. White Mages are Jerks2011-01-05The best defense is a crappy offense.
  2. 2 2. Mega Man Needs To Go2011-01-07To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
  3. 3 3. Mortal Kombat Friendship2011-01-14The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
  4. 4 4. Lifeguard Mario2011-01-14No holding down B in the pool area.
  5. 5 5. The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies2011-01-18Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
  6. 6 6. Mortal Kombat Pervert2011-01-19Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
  7. 7 7. Mario Paint Torture2011-01-25Don't even get him started on Creed.
  8. 8 8. Excitebike Shop2011-01-26Overheating is radical.
  9. 9 9. Double Dragon Girlfriend2011-02-018 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
  10. 10 10. Castlevania S&M2011-02-03It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
  11. 11 11. Angry Birds Friendship2011-02-08Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
  12. 12 12. Sonic's Gambling Problem2011-02-11What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
  13. 13 13. Resident Evil Roommate2011-02-14This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
  14. 14 14. Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party2011-02-15He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
  15. 15 15. White Mage Dad is Racist2011-02-22Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
  16. 16 16. The Koopa King's Speech2011-02-24He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
  17. 17 17. Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble2011-03-01
  18. 18 18. Rejected Sega Intros2011-03-01He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
  19. 19 19. Everybody Hates Crono2011-03-08They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
  20. 20 20. King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People2011-03-08
  21. 21 21. Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)2011-03-15If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
  22. 22 22. Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last2011-03-16He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
  23. 23 23. The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon2011-03-21This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
  24. 24 24. Kazooie is Kidnapped2011-03-22Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
  25. 25 25. Final Fantasy Cover Bard2011-03-29We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
  26. 26 26. The Mushroom King2011-04-01"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
  27. 27 27. Robotnik Breaks Down2011-04-05Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
  28. 28 28. Ken Gets Excited2011-04-05He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
  29. 29 29. Doodle Jump Fall2011-04-12The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
  30. 30 30. Link's Death2011-04-18Our heart containers go out to his family.
  31. 31 31. Ice Climbers Cliffhanger2011-04-18He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
  32. 32 32. Mario's Horrifying Discovery2011-04-20What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
  33. 33 33. Rampage Apology2011-04-25Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
  34. 34 34. Mario With A Portal Gun2011-04-26The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
  35. 35 35. Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins2011-05-04They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
  36. 36 36. Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down2011-05-10You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
  37. 37 37. Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party2011-05-12You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
  38. 38 38. Noob Saibot is a Noob2011-05-16He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
  39. 39 39. Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings2011-05-17Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
  40. 40 40. How Blinky Died2011-05-18He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
  41. 41 41. Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe2011-05-24No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
  42. 42 42. Mortal Kombat Sitcom2011-05-24They're going to kill you....
  43. 43 43. Captain America Uses Drugs2011-06-02He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
  44. 44 44. Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike2011-06-08Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
  45. 45 45. The Diablo Townspeople Should Move2011-06-10You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
  46. 46 46. Kung Lao's Hat is Dull2011-06-14The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
  47. 47 47. Mario Meets With His Agent2011-06-15He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
  48. 48 48. Sim City Monster Hates Your City2011-06-20I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
  49. 49 49. Contra Henchman Strategy2011-06-22They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
  50. 50 50. Mario Dumps Pauline2011-06-27"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
  51. 51 51. Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten2011-07-07Teamwork is infectious.
  52. 52 52. If Classic Games Had DLC2011-07-07Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
  53. 53 53. Link to the Past with a Portal Gun2011-07-11When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
  54. 54 54. Sonic Meets With His Agent2011-07-12The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
  55. 55 55. Falco Adjusts His Attitude2011-07-21"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
  56. 56 56. Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith2011-07-22
  57. 57 57. Inbred Yoshi2011-08-02His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
  58. 58 58. Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy2011-08-02Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
  59. 59 59. Samus Meets With Her Agent2011-08-10Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
  60. 60 60. Mega Man With a Portal Gun2011-08-11Dr. Wily wants him gone.
  61. 61 61. Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough2011-08-15Speed runs save lives.
  62. 62 62. Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X2011-08-16It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
  63. 63 63. Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner2011-08-23
  64. 64 64. Chill Penguin is Chill2011-08-24He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
  65. 65 65. Tifa Embarrasses Barret2011-09-02It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
  66. 66 66. Tails Can't Die2011-09-06One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
  67. 67 67. Smash Bros. Fatalities2011-09-09The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
  68. 68 68. Mega Man X Charges Too Much2011-09-12If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
  69. 69 69. Judgmental Mortal Kombat2011-09-13Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
  70. 70 70. A Boy and his Blob Reunion2011-09-23You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
  71. 71 71. Luigi Wears Red2011-09-23Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
  72. 72 72. Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance2011-09-26That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
  73. 73 73. Diddy Kong Country2011-09-28Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
  74. 74 74. NBA Lockout Jam2011-10-04The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
  75. 75 75. Bahamut Wants to Hang Out2011-10-11You will rue the day you summoned him.
  76. 76 76. Mistaken Hero Identities2011-10-11
  77. 77 77. Mario's Mushroom Mix-up2011-10-17Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
  78. 78 78. NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song2011-10-18These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
  79. 79 79. Robotnik Finally Wins2011-10-24This isn't the game over he asked for.
  80. 80 80. Mario is a Furry2011-10-25If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
  81. 81 81. The Frogger Menace2011-11-02"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
  82. 82 82. Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games2011-11-03Initializing raspy voice mode...
  83. 83 83. Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie2011-11-08You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
  84. 84 84. Double Dragon Dad2011-11-08It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
  85. 86 86. Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up2011-11-15Don't cross the (time) streams.
  86. 87 87. Mario Responds to PETA2011-11-23No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
  87. 88 88. Link's Yard Sale2011-11-23Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
  88. 89 89. Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent2011-11-28"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
  89. 90 90. Boos Man Up2011-11-29Night of the living dread.
  90. 91 91. Spy Hunter Pranksters2011-12-05Never trust the guy in the van.
  91. 92 92. How Diablo Destroyed Tristram2011-12-06
  92. 93 93. Pac-Man Plays Skyrim2011-12-12Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
  93. 94 94. QWOP Guy Has Sex2011-12-14It's all in the limbs.
  94. 95 95. The Night Before Mario's Christmas2011-12-19Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
  95. 96 96. It's a Wonderful Extra Life2011-12-19A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.