Dorkly Bits S03E30 · Mega Man Meets The Wire

Air date: 2012-04-18

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Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

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  1. 1 1. Zelda's Boyfriend2012-01-02You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
  2. 2 2. Ash Gets a Digimon2012-01-03Digimon are not the champions.
  3. 3 3. Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet2012-01-09He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
  4. 4 4. Link Finds Ganon's Weakness2012-01-10A true warrior fears no beep.
  5. 5 5. Fi Annoys Link2012-01-17I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
  6. 6 6. Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate2012-01-18He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
  7. 7 7. Ken Wants to be Ryu2012-01-24Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
  8. 8 8. Mario is Too Mainstream2012-01-25You've probably heard of him.
  9. 9 9. Luigi Meets Waluigi2012-01-31You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
  10. 10 10. Excitebike Maniac2012-01-31Sportsmanship is for losers.
  11. 11 11. Bowser's Marital Problems2012-02-07Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
  12. 12 12. Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date2012-02-07Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
  13. 13 13. Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd2012-02-13All is fair in love and puzzles.
  14. 14 14. Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave2012-02-14They've got everything you need forever and ever.
  15. 15 15. Red Wastes a Masterball2012-02-21His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
  16. 16 16. Videogame Dog Park2012-02-22Player 1's best friend.
  17. 17 17. Limbo with a Flashlight2012-02-27Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
  18. 18 18. Angry Sun Hates Mario2012-02-29His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
  19. 19 19. Disney's Game of Thrones2012-03-02In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
  20. 20 20. Mortal Kombat Security Guard2012-03-05If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
  21. 21 21. Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars2012-03-09A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
  22. 22 22. Zelda II Sex Scene2012-03-12A potion would have been far more tasteful.
  23. 23 23. X-Men Disappoint Magneto2012-03-14They could have at least sent X-Factor.
  24. 24 24. TMNT Child Protective Services2012-03-19The government is cool, but rude.
  25. 25 25. Final Fantasy VII Controversy2012-03-21You say tomato, I say tomana.
  26. 26 26. Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z2012-04-03His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
  27. 27 27. BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job2012-04-11Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
  28. 28 28. Mario Goes Berserk2012-04-12Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
  29. 29 29. Toad House Is Rigged2012-04-16Mario doesn't like getting played.
  30. 30 30. Mega Man Meets The Wire2012-04-18Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
  31. 31 31. Hypno's Having Trouble2012-04-23Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
  32. 32 32. Jurassic Yoshi2012-04-25An adventure 16 bits in the making...
  33. 33 33. Mario Skips World 22012-05-02Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
  34. 34 34. Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy2012-05-05Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
  35. 35 35. Videogame Realtor2012-05-07She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
  36. 36 36. Bug Catcher Waits2012-05-09Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
  37. 37 37. Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken2012-05-15You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
  38. 38 38. Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts2012-05-16The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
  39. 39 39. Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother2012-05-26He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
  40. 40 40. Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding2012-05-26Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
  41. 41 41. River City Ransom Girlfriend2012-05-30The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
  42. 42 42. Dhalsim's Losing His Touch2012-06-04He’s stretching the truth.
  43. 43 43. 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle2012-06-05It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
  44. 44 44. Babality Is a Big Responsibility2012-06-11It takes a true champion to raise a child.
  45. 45 45. Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster2012-06-18These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
  46. 46 46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles2012-06-19Small talk is NOT radical.
  47. 47 47. Bowser's Weekend With The Kids2012-06-25Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
  48. 48 48. Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent2012-06-26This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
  49. 49 49. Sonic Gets Engaged2012-07-02He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
  50. 50 50. Boos Meet a Real Ghost2012-07-09He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
  51. 51 51. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins2012-07-16A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
  52. 52 52. Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'2012-07-18A bedtime story for the next three days.
  53. 53 53. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival2012-07-23The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
  54. 54 54. Jax's New Arms2012-07-24He’s armed and dangerous.
  55. 55 55. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket2012-07-30If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
  56. 56 56. Batman Goes to the Movies2012-07-31His movie-going experience must be more severe.
  57. 57 57. Peach's Revenge (Part 1)2012-08-06She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
  58. 58 58. Paralyzed Pokemon Returns2012-08-07You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
  59. 59 59. Resident Evil Political Ad2012-08-13He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
  60. 60 60. Iron Man's Drunk2012-08-14Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
  61. 61 61. Earthbound Photographer's Surprise2012-08-20Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
  62. 62 62. Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use2012-08-27He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
  63. 63 63. Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters2012-09-04He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
  64. 64 64. Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die2012-09-10He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
  65. 65 65. Link's Wish2012-09-11It's not delivery, it's destiny.
  66. 66 66. Paperboy Newsroom2012-09-17A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
  67. 67 67. Superman's Bad Day2012-09-18The man of steel needs to look out.
  68. 68 68. Banjo's Big Mix-Up2012-09-24
  69. 69 69. Link's Fun Uncle Dies2012-09-25It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
  70. 70 70. Smoke's Not Doing Well2012-10-01Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
  71. 71 71. Emergency XCOM Meeting2012-10-08
  72. 72 72. Mario's Ex2012-10-09Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
  73. 73 73. Mortal Misunderstanding2012-10-15It's the beginning of the happy ending.
  74. 74 74. Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages2012-10-16His sins are coming back to haunt him.
  75. 75 75. Robotnik's New Nickname2012-10-22You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
  76. 76 76. Videogame Trick-or-Treating2012-10-29
  77. 77 77. Luke Skywalker's Adoption2012-10-30A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
  78. 78 78. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash2012-11-05Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
  79. 79 79. Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle2012-11-07Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
  80. 80 80. Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy2012-11-12It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
  81. 81 81. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall2012-11-19Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
  82. 82 82. Pokemon Daycare Reunion2012-11-20Magikarp never forgets.
  83. 83 83. Sonic, Lord of the Rats2012-11-27Save the vermin, ruin the world.
  84. 84 84. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness2012-12-03Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
  85. 85 85. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer2012-12-10If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
  86. 86 86. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight2012-12-17Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
  87. 87 87. Dad Piggies2012-12-18No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
  88. 88 88. A Mortal Kombat Khristmas2012-12-24You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
  89. 89 89. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket2012-12-31Prepare for trouble, make it single.