Fernwood 2 Night S01E49 · Pet Mating Service

Overview

Connie Bushman on her computer pet mating service; Sherry McCormick performs "" I Like Dreamin'""; The Birchfield, Ohio mayor tells how he spent 90 days in jail.

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1. 1 1. Talk to a Jew1977-07-04 · 30mBarth talks about his unusual day-to-day contract. Howard Palmer, a man in an iron lung, plays the piano. ""Talk to a Jew"" -- Morton Rose answers audience questions. (""When is Ba
2. 2 2. Leisure Suits Cause Cancer1977-07-05 · 30mBarth thanks the viewers for their support that got him renewed for another episode. Rocket to Stardom: Baby Irene sings ""I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded"". Barth talks to her ab
3. 3 3. The Wonderblender1977-07-06 · 30mBarth introduces his dad. The body language of April McTear -- contortionist. Lou Moffatt plugs Blendermatic, the Wonderblender. The owner of the Butterfly Deli, Susan Cloud (""...
4. 4 4. Corporal Punishment I1977-07-07 · 30mHula hoopist Darius Washington. South Vietnamese gardener Mein Ko Thein (?) plugs his book: ""Yankee Doodle Gook"". The Other Side of the News:High School Principal Marshall O. Pet
5. 5 5. Corporal Punishment II1977-07-08 · 30mBarth talks with Debbie Dunbar's mother. Since ""last weeks"" on-air spanking, Debbie has gotten several lucrative modeling jobs. Russ Tuttle, the Fernwood coroner talks about cut
6. 6 6. Fernwood Fascinating Females1977-07-11 · 30mVernon Taylor (AKA ""Uncle Sam, Jr"") reads one of his poems, Candy Lee Hargrove talks about the Fernwood Fascinating Females League.
7. 7 7. Hearing Ear Dogs for the Deaf1977-07-12 · 30mPet control center director Connie Bushman on Hearing Ear Dogs for the Deaf. Also: dancer Lisa Martin; Garth Gimble, Sr. and his dog.
8. 8 8. Congressman Chambers1977-07-13 · 30m
9. 9 9. No-frills Hospitals1977-07-14 · 30mAmbassador-at-large Harold Mislap talks about his efforts to bring tourism to Fernwood, Dr. Richard Osgood presents his no-frills hospital plan.
10. 10 10. Ethnic Myths1977-07-15 · 30mDaredevil Virgil Simms; Emanuel Kasinski on his latest findings on ethnic myths and prejudice.
11. 11 11. Lillian Dunbar1977-07-18 · 30mGrandmother Lillian Dunbar and presidential namesake James Earl Carter.
12. 12 12. Uncle Sam, Jr (I)1977-07-19 · 30mCandy discusses gynacology and the need for female gynacologists. Bart plays the guitar while Happy and Vernon accompany him.
13. 13 13. Tony Rolletti and Susan Cloud1977-07-20 · 30m
14. 14 14. Breeding Athletes1977-07-21 · 30mBarth challenges Jimmy Carter to come on the show and compete with him to prove just who is a star. Lou Moffet offers tips on home music ripoffs and the presents the American Guit
15. 15 15. Animal Sexuality1977-07-22 · 30mProfessional football consultant Emanual Kasinski on the breeding of large men.
16. 16 16. Garth Gimble Memorial Tennis Classic1977-07-25 · 30mThis episode is tentatively scheduled for air on TV LAND July 20th at midnight. Original production number: 127 Barth promotes the planned Garth Gimbel Memorial Tennis Classic. W.D
17. 17 17. Dating Service for Dogs1977-07-26 · 30mConnie Bushman talks about her dating service for dogs. Radio personality Terry Guy plugs his disc jockey correspondence course.
18. 18 18. Lou Moffatt on Land Deals1977-07-27 · 30mLou Moffatt on land deals; Bassist Eddie Thomerson. Sylvia Miller also appears and discusses how a martian violated her with a beam of blue light.
19. 19 19. Uncle Sam Jr. II1977-07-28 · 30mVernon Taylor, better known as Uncle Sam, Jr. is back and as passionate as ever.
20. 20 20. Comedy Sales Techniques1977-07-29 · 30mInsurance salesman Elliott J. Tubbs demonstrates his comedy sales techniques. Happy Kyne on shut-ins.
21. 21 21. Tom Waits1977-08-01 · 30mTom Waits. ""Bud"" Prize on using CB radio to bring in tourists.
22. 22 22. Dumbness measuring machine1977-08-02 · 30mA dumbness measuring machine is demonstrated. Actually, more like a dumbness alarm. Say a dumb thing, and the alarm goes off. Like every time that Jerry opens his mouth.
23. 23 23. no info1977-08-03 · 30mHappy Kyne shares the latest gizmo developed by the Olfactory Center of Toledo; the nose aid.
24. 24 24. Singers and salesmen1977-08-04 · 30mMario Dorsett on his success as a singer; Tony Rolletti; Mrs. Walter Donker, whose husband sells cars.
25. 25 25. Criminal Justice1977-08-05 · 30mGilbert Ulysses Nelson discusses the treatment of criminals.
26. 26 26. Still a Dream1977-08-08 · 30mLocal opera singer Donny Lee Savage; Dr. Hugh Slocum on his latest scientific discovery; Amateur photographer Marianne Cox.
27. 27 27. Fernwood Blood Drive1977-08-09 · 30mSinging duo Doug and Diana Mitchell; Fernwood blood drive chairman Larry Guy.
28. 28 28. Ratings Week1977-08-10 · 30mSinger Laurie Gallagher performs, accompanied by her mother on drums. Also: Bud Prize and Sylvia Miller.
29. 29 29. Barbershop Trio1977-08-11 · 30mDoctor Alexander Beach discusses his findings on marijuana. How the Humdinger Barbershop Quartet became a trio.
30. 30 30. Two Ladies Against Pornography1977-08-12 · 30mNettie and Barbara Forman on the elderly.
31. 31 31. Church of the Devine Lemonade1977-08-15 · 30mThe founder of the Church of the Devine Lemonade, Billy Jenkins. George and Sally Krepps discuss the La Fromage method of childbirth.
32. 32 32. Roger Bellman1977-08-16 · 30mMarin Worth reads one of his poems. Also: Susan Cloud and chauffeur Earl Simmons.
33. 33 33. The Fitness Twins1977-08-17 · 30mFernwood mayor Merle Jeeter honors champion Girl scout cookie seller Wendy Price. Also: contortionist Mike Timmins and Mary Lou Bridgewater.
34. 34 34. You Are You1977-08-18 · 30mAlberta Cornwall on how colored clothing affects moods; poet Vernon Taylor.
35. 35 35. The Barber1977-08-19 · 30mHair stylist Sal Magglione and Presidential namesake James Earl Carter.
36. 36 36. X-Rated Shopping Mall1977-08-22 · 30mSportscaster Jane Tiffany and W. D. ""Bud"" Prize.
37. 37 37. Tony Rolletti's autobiography1977-08-23 · 30mTony Rolletti plugs his autobiography. The Mirth-Makers perform ""Rock Around the Clock"".
38. 38 38. Getting the most from your warranty1977-08-24 · 30mVirgil Simms tells how to get the most out of your new-car waranty. Basically, you make sure that it goes into the shop just before that waranty expires.
39. 39 39. Nudists1977-08-25 · 30mLinda Barry, owner of the Fernwood Nudist Colony. Toy maker George Ellsworth.
40. 40 40. Wrestling1977-08-26 · 30mJane Tiffany; Sylvia Miller; Wrestler Rock Mondo and his assisstant.
41. 41 41. Tony and Chance Rolletti1977-08-27 · 30m
42. 42 42. Solving Water Shortages1977-08-28 · 30mRepresentative Chambers on solving water shortages with icebergs. Lucy and Ed Campbell show how they display affection.
43. 43 43. Sex Therapy1977-08-29 · 30mVern Taylor; Sex therapy clinic founder Matthew Johnson; Happy sings about tooth decay.
44. 44 44. Real Estate Tips1977-08-30 · 30mComic Buddy Brown; Author Dottie Ann Lee; Eddie Thomerson's real estate tips.
45. 45 45. Skateboard Angel1977-09-02 · 30mLarry Guy takes questions from the audience; The Mirth-Makers play ""Skateboard Angel"".
46. 46 46. Mobile Home Daredevil1977-09-05 · 30mLas Vegas entertainer Debbie Dunbar; Mobile home daredevil Virgil Simms.
47. 47 47. Rev. Chung Hee1977-09-06 · 30m
48. 48 48. Pot Sniffing1977-09-07 · 30mImpressionist Reggie Morrison; Principal Marshall Petty; Susan Cloud.
49. 49 49. Pet Mating Service1977-09-08 · 30mConnie Bushman on her computer pet mating service; Sherry McCormick performs "" I Like Dreamin'""; The Birchfield, Ohio mayor tells how he spent 90 days in jail.
50. 50 50. Harrison Edwards' Moon1977-09-09 · 30mHistorian Harrison Edwards. Also: Tony Rolletti and Jane Tiffany.
51. 51 51. Behind Hollywood1977-09-12 · 30mAuthor Duane Goff plugs his book, ""Behind Hollywood"". The Mirth-makers perform ""Fifteen and Free"".
52. 52 52. Etiquette Guidelines1977-09-13 · 30mBarth starts the show with a slide show of his travels around Hollywood. Guests for this episode are etiquette authority Meg Endicott and her new book, Etiquette Guidelines for the
53. 53 53. Aunt Edity1977-09-14 · 30mThe show starts off on a somber note when Barth announces that the recently hired sportscaster, Jane Tiffany, was injured and is now in a coma, her prognosis uncertain. They procee
54. 54 54. no info1977-09-15 · 30mBarth says a prayer on the show before introducing former daredevil now auto mechanics instructor Virgil Simms. He talks about being an auto-mechanics instructor at the Fernwood Co
55. 55 55. no info1977-09-16 · 30mThe show begins with Barth and Jerry reacting to some comments made by Tom Snyder. With the band's strike over, things return to normal. Tonight's guests include Edward Bailey, a h
56. 56 56. Theological Correspondence Course1977-09-19 · 30mFather George Reese plugs his theological correspondence course, and accordianist Frankie ""Kid"" Carbone.
57. 57 57. Singles Mingles Club1977-09-20 · 30m
58. 58 58. Lattimore Diet Program1977-09-21 · 30mSix-year-old trombonist Kevin McCormick. Mrs. Lillian Lattimore describes her diet program.
59. 59 59. Battery Powered Car1977-09-22 · 30mVirgil Simms introduces his battery powered car. Emanual Kasinski on Gay Liberation.
60. 60 60. Harry Shearer1977-09-23 · 30mHarry Shearer discusses his work in TV news.
61. 61 61. Amusement and Healing Parks1977-09-26 · 30mBob and Joanne Herlick recite Shakespeare. Nelson Phipps of the Amusement and Healing Parks.
62. 62 62. Indian Princess1977-09-27 · 30mOn the show tonight: Indian princess Shosen Rising Star and psychologist Stanley Turnbull.
63. 63 63. Fan Club President1977-09-28 · 30mBarth Gimble fan club president Mercedes Blyweiss presents an award to Barth.
64. 64 64. The Ransom1977-09-29 · 30mHappy Kyne talks about where songwriters get their inspiration. Happy and the Mirth-Makers sing ""Ice Cream Baby"". Barth interviews three heavily-disguised criminals. Barth explai
65. 65 65. Save "Fernwood 2Night" Telethon1977-09-30 · 30mBarth and Jerry stage a telethon to save the show. Final episode of the series. Continues the next summer as ""America 2Night"".