HarmonQuest S00E10 · Getting into The Union House

Overview

Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.

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1. 1 1. Rules2016-11-01 · 3mThe group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make
2. 2 2. The Wrestling Match2016-11-01 · 4mThe Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jef
3. 3 3. The Test Game2016-11-01 · 4mPaul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.
4. 4 4. The Backstories2016-11-01 · 1mDan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of b
5. 5 5. Looking for Tunnels2016-11-01 · 4mThe group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perceptio
6. 6 6. Boneweevil Has Evasion2016-11-01 · 1mBoneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.
7. 7 7. Kevin McCallister2016-11-01 · 2mEntering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin
8. 8 8. Boneweevil Farts on Beur2016-11-01 · 2mBeur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Ha
9. 9 9. Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game2016-11-01 · 2mSpencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he ki
10. 10 10. Getting into The Union House2016-11-01 · 3mFondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a ha
11. 11 11. Orc Penis2016-11-01 · 2mFondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.
12. 12 12. Poop and Pee Smugglers2016-11-01 · 2mAs they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur
13. 13 13. Rib's Backstory and Racism2016-11-01 · 2mRib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly r
14. 14 14. More Orc Racism2016-11-01 · 1mIn attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.
15. 15 15. Toilet Talk2016-11-01 · 5mThe group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay awa
16. 16 16. Fondue Gets Upset2016-11-01 · 3mThe group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fo
17. 17 17. Guard's Mother2016-11-01 · 2mIn attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.
18. 18 18. Cheetos2016-11-01 · 1mJeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.
19. 19 19. Renaming the Desert2016-11-01 · 1mFondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.
20. 20 20. John's Backstory2016-11-01 · 2mJohn Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.
21. 21 21. John's Test Game2016-11-01 · 2mIn a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape
22. 22 22. Do You Own the Trees?2016-11-01 · 1mFondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahont
23. 23 23. Thomas' Test Game2016-11-01 · 3mSpencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining acc
24. 24 24. Heroes2016-11-01 · 2mBoneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brush
25. 25 25. Labyrinth2016-11-01 · 3mDan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Bonewe
26. 26 26. Dildo's Outfit2016-11-01 · 2mDildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to th
27. 27 27. Once You Go Goblin2016-11-01 · 2mBoneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bon
28. 28 28. Box of Socks2016-11-01 · 1mAfter finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the
29. 29 29. Fondue's Song2016-11-01 · 1mFondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.
30. 30 30. Eddie's Life Story2016-11-01 · 3mEddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to t
31. 31 31. Synax!2016-11-01 · 3mFondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. W
32. 32 32. Homophonic Joke2016-11-01 · 1mBeur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tun
33. 33 33. The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast2016-11-01 · 3mBeur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, whic
34. 34 34. Jeff Davis2016-11-01 · 2mAfter Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue a
35. 35 35. Fondue's Parents2016-11-01 · 2mChadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was a
36. 36 36. Tedder's Speech2016-11-01 · 2mBoneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad
37. 37 37. Fondue's Flashback2016-11-01 · 2mWhile building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars,
38. 38 38. Invoices2016-11-01 · 2mThe group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying a
39. 39 39. Live at SXSW 20172017-03-13 · 25m
40. 40 40. HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con2017-11-17 · 25mHosted by Travis McElroy
41. 41 41. Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle2017-11-28 · 25m
42. 42 42. Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 2mSpencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.
43. 43 43. Mallory, You Do Love Fashion2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.
44. 44 44. High in Protein2017-12-01 · 2mBoneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.
45. 45 45. The B-Bad Boys2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang finds that their reputation precedes them.
46. 46 46. Beur’s Rage Issues2017-12-01 · 2mBeur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.
47. 47 47. Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 2mSpencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.
48. 48 48. Let’s Quest2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.
49. 49 49. Rory jumps the gun2017-12-01 · 3mThe gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.
50. 50 50. Where’s the Cauldron?2017-12-01 · 2mThe gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.
51. 51 51. A Witch’s Reckoning2017-12-01 · 1mKrandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.
52. 52 52. Boneweevil’s Absence2017-12-01 · 1mBoneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.
53. 53 53. Beauflecks Sings2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.
54. 54 54. The Friendship Bracelet2017-12-01 · 4mThe gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.
55. 55 55. Broken Bracelet2017-12-01 · 1mBoneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.
56. 56 56. A Strong Finish2017-12-01 · 2mSpencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.
57. 57 57. Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 2mSpencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.
58. 58 58. Bonebreak Village2017-12-05 · 1mThe gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.
59. 59 59. Expanded Handshake2017-12-01 · 1mThe Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.
60. 60 60. Scents O’Dyne’s Secret2017-12-01 · 3mBeur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.
61. 61 61. Mortal Hands2017-12-01 · 3mThe gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.
62. 62 62. Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 2mPatton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.
63. 63 63. The Tell-Tale Tea2017-12-01 · 2mBoneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.
64. 64 64. Tea Party Paranoia2017-12-01 · 2mThe gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.
65. 65 65. Tea Party Trustfall2017-12-01 · 2mBoneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.
66. 66 66. Expanded Demon Fight2017-12-01 · 3mThe gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.
67. 67 67. Harmonquest Post Show2017-12-01 · 1mDan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.
68. 68 68. Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 3mSpencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.
69. 69 69. Fondue’s Friendship2017-12-01 · 1mBeur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.
70. 70 70. Expanded Manifest2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.
71. 71 71. Gremlin Generator2017-12-01 · 3mFondue creates a Gremlin.
72. 72 72. Saving Sedona2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.
73. 73 73. Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 1mSpencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.
74. 74 74. Expanded City Guards2017-12-01 · 3mThe gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.
75. 75 75. My Name’s Gribble Grabble2017-12-01 · 3mThe gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.
76. 76 76. Not that Kind of Minor Magic2017-12-01 · 1mDan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.
77. 77 77. Not Cool, Man2017-12-01 · 1mFondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.
78. 78 78. Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 1mSpencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.
79. 79 79. Expanded Treasure Cart2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang tries to find cool treasure.
80. 80 80. That’s a MONOLITH2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.
81. 81 81. Expanded Obelisk2017-12-01 · 1mThe gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.
82. 82 82. Fiddling While Rome Burns2017-12-01 · 1mFondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.
83. 83 83. I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble2017-12-01 · 3mThe gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.
84. 84 84. A Non-Euclidean Room2017-12-01 · 4mThe gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.
85. 85 85. Mirror, Mirror2017-12-01 · 1mBeur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.
86. 86 86. Expanded Sexuality2017-12-01 · 3mBoneweevil realizes he’s bi.
87. 87 87. Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course2017-12-01 · 2mKumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.
88. 88 88. Eddie’s Robot2017-12-01 · 2mEddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.
89. 89 89. Expanded Boss Fight2017-12-01 · 2mThe gang makes a few attacks and some quips.
90. 90 90. Clunky Castle Combat2017-12-01 · 4mThe gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.
91. 91 91. A Most Violent Voltron2017-12-01 · 2mThe gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.