Hot in Cleveland S03E08 · God and Football

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On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

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1. 1 1. Elka's Choice2011-11-30 · 20mElka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriag
2. 2 2. Beards2011-12-07 · 20mVictoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria an
3. 3 3. Funeral Crashers2011-12-14 · 20mElka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.
4. 4 4. Happy Fat2011-12-21 · 20mThe ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.
5. 5 5. One Thing or a Mother2011-12-28 · 20mThe ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to
6. 6 6. How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?2012-01-04 · 20mHow Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
7. 7 7. Two Girls and a Rhino2012-01-11 · 20mJoy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.
8. 8 8. God and Football2012-01-18 · 20mOn Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a
9. 9 9. Love is Blind2012-01-25 · 20mVictoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball pr
10. 10 10. Life with Lucci2012-02-01 · 20mVictoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhil
11. 11 11. I'm with the Band2012-02-08 · 20mVictoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good
12. 12 12. Lost Loves2012-02-15 · 20mValentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
13. 13 13. Tangled Web2012-03-07 · 20mThe ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.
14. 14 14. Hot & Heavy2012-03-14 · 20mEyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's n
15. 15 15. Rubber Ball2012-03-21 · 20mWhen Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.
16. 16 16. Everything Goes Better With Vampires2012-03-28 · 20mMelanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Ric
17. 17 17. Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 32012-04-11 · 20mOn another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a m
18. 18 18. Cruel Shoes2012-04-18 · 20mVictoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the
19. 19 19. Bye George, I Think He's Got It!2012-04-25 · 20mElka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to
20. 20 20. The Gateway Friend2012-05-02 · 20mThe ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with
21. 21 21. Some Like it Hot2012-05-09 · 20mThe cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.
22. 22 22. Storage Wars2012-05-16 · 20mAn abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to
23. 23 23. What's Behind the Door2012-05-30 · 20mWhen Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens
24. 24 24. Blow Outs2012-06-06 · 20mWhen Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our l