Late Show with David Letterman S10E73 · Sandra Bullock, Marv Albert

Air date: 2003-01-15

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Dave shows a bogus eulogy by the network commemorating yesterday's big anniversary; Sandra Bullock promotes Two Weeks Notice; Dave asks Biff to check the weather outside, and watches as several penguins waddle through Broadway.

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  1. 1 1. Amanda Peet, Tom Dreesen2002-09-03Dave mentions that a street is being named after Paul in his hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Later, Dave plays ""How Many Guys in Alien Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?""
  2. 2 2. Jeff Goldblum, George Miller2002-09-04Dave shows a promo for Al Jazzera's new show ""Afghani Idol;"" Dave calls Paul a half-wit, then apologizes several times; George Miller comments on frozen cryogenics and asks, ""Wh
  3. 3 3. Drea de Matteo, Sarah Vowell, The Doves2002-09-05Steph/Monty is on the roof with binoculars, looking for Bon Jovi performing in Times Square. Later, another one of Dave's assistants applies sunscreen on our weary voyeur.
  4. 4 4. Peter Jennings, John Witherspoon2002-09-06During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks how Biff chose where to go during his summer tour. Biff responds by thanking ""Rand"" and ""McNally,"" who turn out to be a couple of much younge
  5. 5 5. John McEnroe, Piper Perabo, Queens of the Stone Age2002-09-09Dave shows a (supposed) clip from the hit movie ""SwimFan,"" then chats with Stephanie about the US Open.
  6. 6 6. Jennifer Esposito, Marianne Faithful2002-09-10Dave introduces the man that supposedly punched David Wells; Rupert's Paul Shaffer sandwich beats Europa Cafe's basil chicken sandwich in a taste contest; ""Dr."" Bill DeLace addre
  7. 7 7. Bill Clinton, Nanci Griffith2002-09-11Dave reflects on a certain one-year anniversary, then chats with his former monologue punching bag, President Bill Clinton.
  8. 8 8. Regis Philbin, Linda Thompson2002-09-12Dave announces the show can no longer be seen in Mexico City; Dave introduces Network Time Killers such as ""Korean Soap Opera Clip of the Night"" and ""Anton Fig's Beret of Myster
  9. 9 9. Megan Mullally, Rich Hall2002-09-13Dave announces that any cell phones that go off during the taping will be smashed with a hammer; ""Dr. Phil"" (Gerard) tells Dave that he's deeply insane; Rich Hall comments on ""H
  10. 10 10. Bruce Willis, Eve2002-09-23After watching Oprah win the Bob Hope Award at last night's Emmys; Dave demands to win it in 2003; Dave gives Barbara Gaines a kiss for her heartfelt speech at last night's ceremon
  11. 11 11. Jack Hanna, Tom Cavanagh, Civil War Reenactment2002-09-24In observance of an incedent that occured at a White Sox-Royals game the previous week, two shirtless drunks beat the crap out of Alan. Later, a Civil War battle is awkwardly recr
  12. 12 12. Reese Witherspoon, Juan Pablo Montoya, India.Arie2002-09-25During the annual ""New for Fall"" segment, Alan's hair changes color. Later in the same segment, he is beaten up by Harvey Keitel.
  13. 13 13. Rose McGowan, Phillipe Petit2002-09-26Artiste Phillipe Petit walks on a metal cable 12 stories up and 120 feet long across Broadway.
  14. 14 14. Lauren Graham, Colin Quinn2002-09-27Dave announces that he has ""nitrogen narcosis."" Later, during CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin recalls his harrowing experience of being stuck in an elevator for three hours... with R
  15. 15 15. Patricia Heaton, Murray Walker2002-09-30Dave hollers about being the only person in the entire building who wasn't invited to a staff fondue party for Mary Barclay; billards champ Jeanette ""Black Widow"" Lee does a few
  16. 16 16. David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne2002-10-01Dave reminds the nation that he still definitely wants I-465 (the interstate around Indianapolis) named David Letterman Expressway, then announces that tomorrow he plans to offer t
  17. 17 17. Anthony LaPaglia, Effie Nielson, Clinic2002-10-02Biff celebrates his 56th birthday in grand style; Dave kills a bug on his desk; Dave chats with a nonogenarian weightlifter.
  18. 18 18. Edward Norton, John Mayer2002-10-03Dave contacts Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson's office via telephone, and his assistant tells him that renaming the I-465 is a possibility. Later, John Mayer sang ""Your Body is
  19. 19 19. David Arquette, Todd Lynn2002-10-04Dave says he is feeling ""bilious,"" and that he will be going to an anger management course in Pennsylvania this weekend; during CBS Mailbag, Kenny professes his love to Pat on an
  20. 20 20. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers2002-10-0753rd Street is the stage for the Purina® Dog Chow diving competition; Dave has choice words for Don Hewitt, who disliked a ""60 Minutes"" joke from last friday's show; Dave shows "
  21. 21 21. John McCain, David Sedaris2002-10-08A recurring joke for the night (which involved an ice ball called Quaoar) is botched when Harold Larkin disappears; Senator John McCain plugs his new book ""Worth the Fighting For"
  22. 22 22. Charles Barkley, Franco Zeffirelli, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band2002-10-09Tonight's desk time begins with trouble. A housefly is buzzing Dave, then lands on a guest chair. Dave takes a swat at it and declares ""Late Show"" a no-fly zone. Later, George
  23. 23 23. Michelle Pfeiffer, Bon Jovi2002-10-10America's fastest-growing whoop-tee-do, ""Stump the Band,"" has the CBS Orchestra so excited that Paul is doing his horrible Carnac impression again. Later, Michelle Pheiffer prom
  24. 24 24. Johnny Knoxville, Ron White2002-10-11During CBS Mailbag, someone asks ""Who is the smartest person on the Late Show staff?"" Dave points out that Late Show Film Coordinator Rick ""Shecky"" Scheckman is very well-read
  25. 25 25. Debra Messing, Pink2002-10-14Dave shows a newspaper ad from Indy for the Dancers Showclub, instructing guests to take 12B off the ""Dave Letterman Expressway."" He thanks them by promoting the nudie club near
  26. 26 26. Thandie Newton, Faith Hill2002-10-15Dave announces he's been named the 17th-most-powerful person in show business; Don Rickles' torso is the supposed mystery scan on the ""Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge""; Faith
  27. 27 27. Rudolph Giuliani, Naomi Watts2002-10-16Dave walks around during the monologue; Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame) sits in; a giant rat flies over New York City; Naomi Watts promotes ‘The Ring.""
  28. 28 28. Samuel L. Jackson, Santana & Michelle Branch2002-10-17According to Dave, scientists have discovered a massive black hole at the center of our Milky Way galaxy. Head carpenter Harold Larkin is good enough to open the side stage door so
  29. 29 29. P. Diddy, Eddie Brill2002-10-18During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke receives a mint-flavored flu shot, and we learn where the blue index cards go after each show (the furnace). Later, Late Show warm-up comedian Ed
  30. 30 30. Bonnie Hunt, Christina Aquilera2002-10-28Steph/Monty asks ""Survivor 5"" loser Robb Zbacnik two very interrogating questions: 1. ""How did you find the weather in Thailand?"" 2. ""Did you see or touch any monkeys?"" Also
  31. 31 31. Salma Hayek, Tori Amos2002-10-29Intuitive Deborah Lynn ready for another dismal failure in ""Psychic Sandwich""; Dave looks at a Cooking Light magazine for some unexplained reason; Salma Hayek promotes ""Frida.""
  32. 32 32. Warren Zevon2002-10-30It's a somber and bittersweet night as Dave brings out longtime friend Warren Zevon as his only guest. Zevon was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, and the second half of th
  33. 33 33. Jerry Seinfeld, Foo Fighters2002-10-31Amongst this year's ""New Halloween Costumes:"" Dr. Phil, a ""Marlboro Grocery Check-Out order divider,"" and a trio of Saddam Hussein doubles. Plus, ten drill instructors present
  34. 34 34. Don Rickles, Jim Gaffigan2002-11-01During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke explains why breakfast is the most important meal of the day, while Dave has an exclusive interview with ""Lizzie Grubman"" (actually Gerard Mulli
  35. 35 35. Stupid Human Tricks, Sean Hayes, Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams2002-11-04During ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a couple from Chicago switches underwear with each other without taking off their clothes; former Mets manager Bobby Valentine presents the Top Ten;
  36. 36 36. Julianne Moore, Grant Paulsen, Blind Boys of Alabama2002-11-06Dave shows (bogus) footage of Bill Clinton accepting the nomination for a third term in office; Julianne Moore plugs ""Far From Heaven""; 14-year-old sports journalist Grant Paulso
  37. 37 37. Kid Inventors, Tom Brokaw, The Wallflowers2002-11-07Dave accuses Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson of letting the expressway thing go through, and then makes an ultimatum. Later, a ""Kid Inventor"" from Tampa demonstrates her ""Easy
  38. 38 38. Brittany Murphy, Al Lubel2002-11-08During Mailbag, James Jackson ""Biff"" Henderson ""answers"" a question about his name by standing around with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave points out that this his 1900th episode on CBS,
  39. 39 39. Robin Williams, Emily Proctor2002-11-11Steph/Monty analyzes the recent election; Robin Williams promotes his ""Live on Broadway"" CD; ten astronauts present the Top Ten.
  40. 40 40. Kelly Ripa, Emmitt Smith, Missy Elliott2002-11-12Dave apologizes to his Broadway neighbors for setting off fireworks the previous night; Dave points out that in Europe, the name of Eminem's new movie is ""12.875 Kilometer""; Miss
  41. 41 41. Barbara Walters, Joe Pantoliano2002-11-13Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits sits in; Joe Pantoliano plugs his new book; amongst the potential bestsellers coming out this Christmas: More Advice I Pulled Out of My Ass by Dr. Phi
  42. 42 42. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pearl Jam2002-11-14During a timeline of a day in the life of Saddam Hussein, we learn that Iraqi People Weekly has named him ""Sexiest Man Alive"" for the tenth straight year. Also, Pat and Kenny re
  43. 43 43. Al Gore, Pearl Jam2002-11-15CBS Mailbag: A viewer asks, ""How would New York City be different if you were mayor?"" We then go outside to where two police officers are cracking down on a parking violator. H
  44. 44 44. Kevin James, matchbox 202002-11-18The entire audience for tonight's show is from Schoharie, New York. In honor of his generosity, the street that goes to the local sewer plant has been renamed ""David Letterman La
  45. 45 45. Shania Twain, Cristiano da Matta2002-11-19Dave asks Harold Larkin if he watched the Lenoid Meteor Shower last night. He then opens the exit next to the stage, where, with the magic of green-screen, the moon explodes. Als
  46. 46 46. Adam Sandler, Pussycat Dolls2002-11-20Adam Sandler expresses a desire to hang out with Dave. Also, the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe performs with special guest Carmen Electra.
  47. 47 47. Ice Cube, Cast of Hairspray2002-11-21Dave points out that a doctor in England recently did an autopsy for a paying audience. Cut to George Clarke, in the boiler room, who by coincidence is also conducting an autopsy.
  48. 48 48. Harry Connick Jr., Larry Miller2002-11-22During Mailbag, a viewer asks if Biff ever takes off his headset. Dave spins the query by asking what he listens to on those things. Biff then removes the headset and puts it up
  49. 49 49. Stupid Pet Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, Audioslave2002-11-25Lisa Kudrow promotes ""Analyze That"" while Audioslave brings the house down (almost literally) with a scorching rendition of ""Cochise.""
  50. 50 50. George Clooney, Jack Hanna2002-11-26Production staff member Eddie Valk tries to answer the question, ""Can a Guy in a Turkey Suit Hail a Cab?"" Apparently not. Later, Steph/Monty grills George Clooney about his nud
  51. 51 51. Ray Romano, Jurassic 52002-11-27Dave rants about a false alarm on a New York City blizzard; amongst the potential bestselling gifts for Christmas is a futuristic clock that tells the time one hour in the future;
  52. 52 52. Amy Sedaris, The Strokes2002-11-28For Thanksgiving, Marv Albert sits at Dorothy's kitchen table, eagerly anticipating one of her world-famous pies. Also, The Strokes perform ""Someday.""
  53. 53 53. Liza Minnelli, Jann Karam2002-11-29During Mailbag, Dave mentions that he's been a very good boy this year and that he wants a John Deere riding mower for Christmas. Also, comedian Jann Karam talks about her boyfrie
  54. 54 54. Jennifer Lopez, Sum 412002-12-09A giant rat knocks over the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center; during ""Stephanie Birkett, Official Pollster,"" Dave's assistant asks a man on the street if Rudolph the Red-Nose
  55. 55 55. Jason Alexander, Ryan Adams2002-12-10
  56. 56 56. Nia Vardalos, Barry Sonnenfeld2002-12-11Throughout the night, Biff attempts to build an IKEA bookshelf in the theater lobby. Despite using only the Swedish instructions and claiming ""I can't build s***,"" the bookshelf
  57. 57 57. Allison Janney, Martin Scorsese2002-12-12During ""KYCE,"" a cop attempts to punch Dave; Allison Janney plugs ""The Hours.""
  58. 58 58. Natasha Richardson, Mike Birbiglia, David Gray2002-12-13Dave waxes philosophy: ""I believe there isn't a man, woman, or child who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage."" Also, comedian Mike Birbiglia makes his network television debut.
  59. 59 59. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Coldplay2002-12-16Dave repeatedly shows a ""60 Minutes"" clip showcasing Lesley Stahl's unique facial movements; as they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul decorate the Late Show Chr
  60. 60 60. Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart2002-12-17Osama and his half-awake sidekick sing ""We Wish You a Merry Christmas."" Also, Dave ponders, ""How Many Guys In Santa Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?"" By the end of the show,
  61. 61 61. Denzel Washington, Daniel Bouloud2002-12-18Greg Adams of The Tower of Power horn section sits in; Osama and his sidekick sing Christmas carols; Dave reads Daniel Boloud's cookbook.
  62. 62 62. Tom Hanks, Phish2002-12-19George Clarke takes a bath in the ""Will It Float?"" tank; the sixteen stars of ""Survivor: Thailand"" present the Top Ten; Phish performs ""All of These Dreams.""
  63. 63 63. Liv Tyler, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love2002-12-20Osama Bin Laden wishes Dave a merry christmas via video greeting card; Gerard Mulligan has something to say to Al Gore during ""CBS Mailbag;"" an annual tradition continues as Jay
  64. 64 64. Ashton Kutcher, Jason Kidd2002-12-26During ""Is This Anything?,"" a man swallows a neon light sword. Dave and Paul agree that this is something, but only because of the danger involved.
  65. 65 65. Isabella Rossellini, Mort Sahl2002-12-27
  66. 66 66. Michael Caine, George Foreman2003-01-06Dave shows a copy of George Foreman's new book, followed by a ""Michael Caine Grill""; Stephanie dances like her unnamed ex-boyfriend to the band playing Rod Stewart's ""Do You Thi
  67. 67 67. Richard Gere, Chris Elliott2003-01-07Dave discusses his experiences with shampooing over the years, and announces that earlier today he inadvertently conditioned before shampooing. Lo and behold, there's absolutely n
  68. 68 68. Merv Griffin, Interpol2003-01-08The shirtless father and son from that White Sox-Royals game in 2002 are elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame; Merv Griffin promotes his autobiography; Interpol performs ""PDA.""
  69. 69 69. Renee Zellweger, Chuck Barris2003-01-09Ten members of the 82nd Airborne Division based in Afghanistan present the Top Ten. The soldier who presents #6 proposes to his girlfriend, who accepts via telephone. Also, today'
  70. 70 70. Andy Richter, Rich Hall2003-01-10Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for the mother of all reality shows, ""Bachelorette Millionaire Boat Survivor Race Factor Idol."" He also tries to make sense out of ""Rael"" (Gerard), a
  71. 71 71. Jimmy Kimmel, Simon Baker2003-01-13Dave talks football, while Jimmy Kimmel promotes his upcoming talk show on ABC.
  72. 72 72. Claire Danes, Bob Sarlatte2003-01-14Dave announces that today is the 3rd anniversary of his quintuple bypass, and upon mentioning this, Regis interrupts the jokes to give Dave a quick check-up. ""You're screwed,"" R
  73. 73 73. Sandra Bullock, Marv Albert2003-01-15Dave shows a bogus eulogy by the network commemorating yesterday's big anniversary; Sandra Bullock promotes Two Weeks Notice; Dave asks Biff to check the weather outside, and watch
  74. 74 74. George Clooney, Soundtrack of Our Lives2003-01-16CBS won't stop airing their 30-second eulogy to the ""late, great"" Dave; Dave shows a promo for the upcoming Survivor: Jihad, then wishes a happy birthday to an audience member.
  75. 75 75. Joan Rivers, Kathleen Edwards2003-01-17Mailbag: ""Who do you consider to be your best friend from the Late Show?"" Paul responds to this question by performing an original song dedicated to his best friend in the whole
  76. 76 76. Simon Cowell, Topher Grace, Vienna Teng2003-01-20Osama praises ""Kangaroo Jack"" for his contempt for the infidels; Steph/Monty reviews the aforementioned movie, then makes a daring Super Bowl prediction (Bucs by 26!); ""Dwight t
  77. 77 77. Regis Philbin, John C. Reilly2003-01-21It's so cold outside, Alan's hair has turned a light shade of blue, but it turns out to be a Clairol® mishap. Also, Dave bids farewell to longtime comic foils Mujibur and Sirajul b
  78. 78 78. Tina Fey, Jonathan Ames, Johnny Marr & The Healers2003-01-22Alan's hair has now turned green; Paul tries to spin a ball on a parasol like the lady who appeared in tonight's ""Is This Anything?"", but fails miserably; Tina Fey promotes the S
  79. 79 79. Ellen DeGeneres, Zwan2003-01-23In a new, experimental segment, reporter Penny Crone contributes a ""Local News Update of the Night""; Dave admits that his friends are getting sick of ""Is This Anything?"", but h
  80. 80 80. Bonnie Hunt, John Witherspoon2003-01-24Mailbag: George Clarke has learned to speak Italian: ""Imgana cuccia nutsoff."" Also, fertile make-up maven Michele O'Callaghan provides a cape for Paul's Friday night breakdown.
  81. 81 81. Show #1944Kate Hudson, Jack Hanna2003-02-03Dave congratulates Frank Comito upon the birth of his daughter; Biff reports from Super Bowl XXXVII; a capybara (a large rat) sits on Kate Hudson's head and eats a banana, with due
  82. 82 82. Matthew McConaughey, John Gruden, The Roots2003-02-04
  83. 83 83. Kelsey Grammer, Michael Tong, B.B. King and Shemeika Copeland2003-02-05Upon showing off a fake invitation to Colin Powell's address to the United Nations, Dave starts singing a Paul Anka song; Alan hits on the wife of Hans Blix, and then later learns
  84. 84 84. Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Brokaw, The Pretenders2003-02-06
  85. 85 85. Brendan Fraser, Kids in The Hall, Bonnie Raitt, Keb' Mo, Kim Wilson2003-02-07During Mailbag, Dave shows a clip from the upcoming CBS drama ""CSI: Lancaster, PA""; the Kids in the Hall comedy troupe performs a skit about women's problems; Paul's Friday-night
  86. 86 86. Matthew Broderick, Tony Bennett & k.d. Lang2003-02-10Alan is dressed as Saddam Hussein, claiming he's just trying to do his part; throughout the night, show dogs from the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show walk around the theater; Pat
  87. 87 87. Amy Brennamen, Nate Erwin, Vince Gill2003-02-11Throughout the night, Steph/Monty shops at 21 on 52nd Street.
  88. 88 88. Queen Latifah, Colin Quinn, Lou Reed2003-02-12
  89. 89 89. Kid Scientists, Kurt Russell2003-02-13Steph/Monty is dressed in a kimono for ""Know Your Current Events""; Dave mentions that Dr. Phil will be on Monday, and he plans to open up a serious can of whoop-ass; Homer Simpso
  90. 90 90. Kate Winslet, Dennis Regan, Rufus Wainwright2003-02-14Dave talks to ""Michael Jackson"" (actually Gerard) during CBS Mailbag. Later, comedian Dennis Regan rants about marriage.
  91. 91 91. Dr. Phil, Beck2003-02-17Throughout the night, Steph/Monty measures the accumulated snowfall on the roof of the theater; Daytona 500 champion Michael Waltrip presents the Top Ten; Dr. Phil makes his first-
  92. 92 92. Vince Vaughn, Sarah Vowel, Beck2003-02-18A guy whose flight from LaGuardia to Atlanta was delayed by snow sits in with the band; Mayor Bloomberg presents the Top Ten; Alan wants Dwight the Troubled Teen to shovel snow.
  93. 93 93. Kevin Spacey, Reggie Miller2003-02-19Amongst the ""New Catalogs"": Crate & Barrel (with new barrel-sized crates), Starbucks Coffee by Mail, and something called ""International Monkey."" Also, Kevin Spacey does impre
  94. 94 94. Champion Turkey Callers, Marg Helgenberger, The Flaming Lips2003-02-20In honor of tonight's Turkey Calling Champions, Dave has a swig of Wild Turkey bourbon; ""Biff Henderson's America"" makes a stop in Palomar Mountain, California, where he stands o
  95. 95 95. Jeff Daniels, Lynne Cox, Steven Wright2003-02-21Solomon Burke sits in; during Mailbag, Dave points out that a nudist-friendly Kinko's has opened nearby, while ""police chief"" Bill DeLace complains that Dave and Harold Larkin ha
  96. 96 96. Steve Martin, Foo Fighters2003-02-24Dave mentions that Paul and Alan were involved with last night's Grammy Awards; Rupert asks ""non-surviving Survivor"" Janet Koth if there was any hanky-panky in the Amazon (but of
  97. 97 97. Stupid Human Tricks, Sharon Osborne, Norah Jones2003-02-25Dave mentions that he woke up this morning with a swollen eye, then hypothesizes that it's either an irritation, infection or inflammation; during ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a man ju
  98. 98 98. Bruce Willis, Dan Rather, Carmen Electra, Brian Kiley2003-02-26Dave's worsening eye infection puts him on the bench indefinitely, so scheduled guest Bruce Willis fills in for Daddy. Amongst tonight's highlights: Bruno and George Clarke duct t
  99. 99 99. John McEnroe, Tom Arnold, Eric Ripert, Todd Barry, Jason Mras2003-02-27Tennis great John McEnroe fills in for Dave, whose condition has not improved; Fred Schnieder of The B-52's fills in for Paul, whom, according to Bones Malone, has an appointment w
  100. 100 100. Regis Philbin, Charles Grodin, Susan Lucci, Greg Giraldo, Kathleen Edwards2003-02-28Regis fills in for Dave, who has now been diagnosed with shingles; Greg Giraldo does stand-up; Kathleen Edwards sings ""Hockey Skates.""
  101. 101 101. Whoopi Goldberg, Jessica Lange, Dave Chappelle, Andy Vistola, Ben Harper2003-03-10Whoopi Goldberg (a former talk-show host in her own right) is the latest to fill in for Dave during his extended bout with shingles. She starts the monologue by announcing that ""
  102. 102 102. Vince Vaughn, Rosie Perez, Geri Halliwell, Dwayne Kennedy, Paul Simon2003-03-11Guest host Vince Vaughn charms the audience and hits on Rosie Perez.
  103. 103 103. Elvis Costello, Kim Cattrell, Eddie Izzard, Mitch Hedberg2003-03-12
  104. 104 104. Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, Crispin Glover, Jake Johannsen, American Hi-Fi2003-03-13Will Ferrell joins fellow ""Old School"" star Vince Vaughn as a guest host on Letterman. In his monolouge, Will does his famous George W. Bush impression and serenades the absent
  105. 105 105. Megan Mullally, Molly Shannon, Isaac Mizrahi, Bonnie McFarlane2003-03-14Will & Grace star Megan Mullally shows a clip of her tripping as she walked onstage to accept an award at last Sunday's Screen Actors Guild awards. Later, she sings a blues number
  106. 106 106. Brad Garrett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Julie Bowen, Reggie McFadden, Lyle Lovett2003-03-17Brad Garrett of Everybody Loves Raymond fame does a very Letterman-esque, one-liner heavy monologue, then mentions a recent medical mishap where his testes broke his fall. Also, L
  107. 107 107. Tom Dreesen, Kiefer Sutherland, Frank Gershin, Suzanne Westenhoefer, The Music2003-03-18Chicago-born comedian (and old friend of Dave's) Tom Dreseen becomes the latest fill-in host for Dave. He mentions that a fan outside the theater mistook him for Regis, then goes
  108. 108 108. Bonnie Hunt, Carson Daley, Eddie Griffin, Ron Beth-Israel, Fabolous2003-03-19
  109. 109 109. Paul Schaffer, Bob Dole, Connie Nielsen, Jeff Foxworthy, Cat Power2003-03-24Paul fills in for Dave, lamenting in song about the big shoes he has to fill; Mike Smith of the Dave Clark Five fills in for Paul, who later sings the band's hit ""Because""; indie
  110. 110 110. Bill Cosby, Andrew Firestone, Clark Tery, Sofia Vergara, The DA2003-03-25In a bizarre running gag, Bill Cosby pretends to be so senile that a substitute cue-card boy introduces all of tonight's guests; Hilton Ruiz, Spaceman Paterson, Steve Berrios, and
  111. 111 111. Luke Wilson, Kelly Preston, Taye Diggs, Hilary Burton, Seether2003-03-26Luke Wilson brings up a story about how he told his Old School co-stars Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn he was hosting the Late Show. He was surprised by how unimpressed they were, a
  112. 112 112. Billy Crystal, Michael Barimo2003-03-31Dave returns from a month-long hiatus and makes fun of his health problems. He also shows an old ""Tonight Show"" clip as a tribute to the late, great George Miller.
  113. 113 113. Colin Farrell, Rosanne Cash2003-04-01""I have to be here tonight,"" Dave utters in the monologue, ""I'm out of sick days."" An ""Incredible Dog Challenge"" sponsored by Purina Dog Chow has been postponed by the weath
  114. 114 114. Helen Hunt, Jeremy Suarez, Cory Branan2003-04-02Dave shows footage of Donald Rumsfeld unintentionally flipping the bird at a press conference, and later he chats with adolescent ""Bernie Mac Show"" star Jeremy Suarez.
  115. 115 115. High-Jumping Dogs, Vin Diesel, Bo Diddley2003-04-03After admitting that his medicine is making him bloated, Dave loosens his belt for all the world to see; during Biff's annual visit to Yankees Spring Training, he and Hideki Matsui
  116. 116 116. Hilary Swank, Jimmie Walker2003-04-04Mailbag: ""Does Alan Kalter really have a twin?"" Dave points out that he does have a brother named Rick, but Alan interrupts with a chin rub. Apparently, Big Red recently discove
  117. 117 117. Adam Sandler, The Folksmen2003-04-08Dave shows a clip of Les Moonves on last night's episode of The Practice; Dave warns Steph/Monty to not ask the monkey question, but she does anyway; The Folksmen (stars of the fil
  118. 118 118. Lisa Marie Presley, Jamie Kennedy2003-04-09Dave and Paul wonder openly what to ask Lisa Marie Presley, who is on the show tonight to promote her first solo album. Later in the show, she sings ""Lights Out.""
  119. 119 119. Jane Krakowski, Jim Boeheim, Pete Yorn2003-04-14Dave reminds us that his 56th birthday was on Saturday, but he claims it was really his 34th and CBS aged him; Dave tells a funny story about George Miller's memorial service; ""Ho
  120. 120 120. Tom Brokaw, Tom Russell & Nanci Griffith2003-04-15Dave announces that the Late Show (and not CNN) has the legal rights to a screen caption that reads ""Showdown: Syria""; Tony Mendez gets scolded by Daddy for abbreviating ""Dr. Ph
  121. 121 121. Michael Douglas, Todd Rundgren2003-04-16Dave shows footage of chaos on the streets of Baghdad that bears that striking resemblance to West Side Story; a man balancing a burning bowling ball participates in ""Is This Anyt
  122. 122 122. Anthony LaPaglia, Brian Regan, The Exies2003-04-17Dave congratulates cameraman Dave Dorsett on fifty years in the biz; during Mailbag, a viewer asks why Dave doesn't throw stuff off the roof anymore, resulting in a flashback where
  123. 123 123. Ashton Kutcher, Jack Hanna2003-04-28Due to today's weather, Dave raises the temperature inside the theater from 53 to 57 degrees; Dave comments on the Iraqi playing cards, then points out that Mickey Rooney is the 8
  124. 124 124. Ellen DeGeneres, John Malkovich2003-04-29Sam Moore sits in again; Carmen Rasmussen of ""American Idol"" presents the Top Ten; John Malkovich promotes his new clothing line.
  125. 125 125. Charlize Theron, Sue Johanson, Minus 5 with Wilco2003-04-30An Iraqi Republican guard that bears more than a passing resemblance to a dazed Calvert walks by Dave right after the monologue; Dave attempts to make ""Wash it, gas it, give me th
  126. 126 126. Bernie Mac, Amanda Peet2003-05-01Mailbag: ""Whatever happened to the bear that mauled Alan Kalter?"" According to VH1's Where Are They Now?, the bear was fired for stealing a monitor in 1999, but he rebounded and
  127. 127 127. Halle Berry, Don Rickles2003-05-02Dave has Kentucky Derby announcer Dave Johnson on the phone so he can hear him say, ""…and down the stretch they come!""; the latest ""Rejected FDA Items"" include baloney playin
  128. 128 128. Kelly Rippa, Good Charlotte2003-05-05Prompted by an audience member's request the week before, Pat, Steph/Monty, and a new employee throw stuff off the roof throughout the show for the first time since 1998; Dave meet
  129. 129 129. Stupid Human Tricks, Hugh Jackson, Kelly Clarkson2003-05-06Dave shows off his regular coffee mug, then a mug given to him by Dr. Phil that's almost twice that size, then the new, even larger Late Show mug; during ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a
  130. 130 130. David Hyde Pierce, Rube Goldberg Contest Winners, Ziggy Marley2003-05-07A staffer dressed as Nightcrawler from the ""X-Men"" movies tries to hail a cab, but ends up on a rickshaw; Joe Lieberman presents the Top Ten; Ziggy Marley performs ""True to Myse
  131. 131 131. Megan Mullally, Marilyn Manson2003-05-08During Mailbag, Biff answers yet another question about his headset by unsuccessfully attempting to seduce the author of the letter; ten celebrity moms (including Dorothy) present
  132. 132 132. Albert Brooks, Jeffery Ross, The Libertines2003-05-09Dave shows a CBS promo for ""Saddam Week""; a box of fish sticks and a bottle of perfume are subjected to a rare ""Will It Float?"" doubleheader; Albert Brooks promotes Finding Nem
  133. 133 133. Stupid Pet Tricks, Kevin James, Jenna Morasca2003-05-12A high school senior in Jersey decides on his prom tuxedo, and ends up choosing a powder blue leisure suit; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a pink poodle sorts out blocks of differen
  134. 134 134. David Williams & Ronald Young, Jada Pinkett Smith, The Jayhawks2003-05-13Dave reads the new disclaimer on the New York Times (""Not all articles are factual""); Chief Warrant Officers David Williams and Ronald Young, Jr. tell their incredible story of s
  135. 135 135. Sean Hayes, Eric Ripert, Avril Lavigne2003-05-14Biff walks the streets of New York City looking for celebrities, or, for that matter, celebrity lookalikes; during a cooking segment with Eric Ripert, Dave slings back a bottle of
  136. 136 136. Rene Zellweger, Jack Johnson2003-05-15Dave hypes some of the new shows that will be appearing on the networks this fall; Rupert Jee lets off a little steam on ""CBS Mailbag;"" Jack Johnson performs ""The Horizon Has Be
  137. 137 137. John Goodman, D.H. Hughley, NAS with Alicia Keys2003-05-16John Goodman discusses his ""promotion"" to President on The West Wing; Johnny Knoxville delivers Paul's cape; Nas and Alicia Keys perform ""Warrior Song.""
  138. 138 138. Mark Wahlberg, Jesse James, the Sounds2003-05-19Dave does the ""Charts and Graphs"" segment for the first time in over a year; Mark Wahlberg talks about his girlfriend, unborn child, and new house; The Sounds perform ""Seven Day
  139. 139 139. Jim Carrey, Chevelle2003-05-20After Dave makes a joke about CBS' recent miniseries about Adolf Hitler, Paul and the band plays ""Danke Schoen;"" a woman is given the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to call, and
  140. 140 140. Regis Philbin, 3 Doors Down2003-05-21Dave shows off the latest oversized Late Show mug; Regis admits his contempt for last night's comedy bit at Hello Deli; 3 Doors Down performs ""The Road I'm On.""
  141. 141 141. Antonio Banderas, Heidi Klum, Liam Lynch2003-05-22Dave announces that the unwieldy-huge Late Show mug that debuted last night is available for parties, and Dave attempts to sip some coffee out of it; Liam Lynch performs his novelt
  142. 142 142. Peter Krause, Jim Gaffigan, Widespread Panic2003-05-23Throughout the night, Biff assembles a Weber Grill in the lobby; half the audience is comprised of sailors; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar delivers Paul's cape.
  143. 143 143. Adrien Brody, Gil de Ferran, John Mellencamp2003-06-02In honor of a recent Team Rahal victory, Dave makes car noises; Steph/Monty discusses last weekend's Indianapolis 500 via telephone; ""What's on the Barbeque"" finds Biff trying to
  144. 144 144. Alec Baldwin, Tom Dreesen2003-06-03Tisziji Munoz (a mentor of Paul's) sits in on guitar; Rupert and a Long Island girl play ""Stop the Slicer""; Alan introduces a video montage of what are intended to be various cel
  145. 145 145. Seth Green, Amy Sedaris, Lucinda Williams2003-06-04Dave mentions that Tom Arnold will be filling in for him Friday night; staffer Eddie Valk participates in ""Can a Guy in a Horse Suit Get into FlashDancers?"" After successfully e
  146. 146 146. Barbara Walters, Tanya Streeter2003-06-05Dave and Paul discuss skin diving; Dave makes the new Hillary Clinton memoirs the butt of several jokes; Seth Green promotes The Italian Job.
  147. 147 147. Tom Arnold, Darrell Hammond, Karolina Kurkova, Eddie Brill, Train2003-06-06Tom Arnold fills in for Dave as he takes yet another night off. Later on, Tom welcomes longtime ""SNL"" cast member Darrell Hammond and rock group Train.
  148. 148 148. Juliette Binoche, Joe Queenan, Blur2003-06-09Dave talks about a weekend onion-slicing accident involving his pinky, which results in a medical procedure live on stage.
  149. 149 149. Bruce Willis, Chris Moneymaker2003-06-10Dave and Paul play ""Millionaire or Kenny?"" Later, Barbara Gaines (making a rare on-camera appearance) receives a surprise birthday cake; Bruce Willis shows off his new hairdo.
  150. 150 150. Lauren Graham, Marv Albert, Bright Eyes2003-06-11Lauren Graham talks about her recent real estate acquisition; Marv Albert shows some of his favorite bloopers.
  151. 151 151. Harrison Ford, Annie Lennox2003-06-12On ""CBS Mailbag,"" Alan Kalter is beaten up by leprechauns, plus Dave welcomes Harrison Ford, which gives him the chance to rehash a favorite line: ""I bought my first car at ""Ha
  152. 152 152. Tom Green, Jolene Blalock, Scott Stevens, Isaac Britty, Damien Rice2003-06-13Host Tom Green (an Ottawa Senators fan) gets body-checked by Scott Stevens of the rival New Jersey Devils. Also, comedian Isaac Witty and singer-songwriter Damien Rice make their
  153. 153 153. Hilary Clinton, Emmylou Harris2003-06-16Dave celebrates an important milestone; Biff Henderson goes to a senior prom in New Jersey; Dave chats with Hillary Clinton.
  154. 154 154. Rob Reiner, Paul Teutul Sr. & Jr., The New Pornographers2003-06-17Rupert and Dave play ""Name That Baldwin""; Rob Reiner brags about his recent weight loss; Paul Teutel and Paul Teutel Jr. of the cable reality show American Chopper demonstrate th
  155. 155 155. Johnny Depp, Christine Todd Whitman, B.B. King2003-06-18B.B. King sits in with the band; Biff teaches Dave how to ride a Segway; ""Dr. William Gammons"" gives the audience advice on monkeypox.
  156. 156 156. Sarah Jessica Parker, The Dead2003-06-19
  157. 157 157. Kelsey Grammer, Treat Williams, James Earl Jones, Jamie Lynn-Sigler, Kathleen Madigan, Jesse Malin2003-06-20Kelsey Grammer (aka Frasier Crane) talks about his 20-month-old daughter, then chats with fellow deep-voiced thespian James Earl Jones.
  158. 158 158. Demi Moore, Verbana2003-06-23Demi Moore promotes her new movie ""Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle,"" her first major studio movie in six years. Later, Dave welcomes singer-songwriter Michelle Branch.
  159. 159 159. Drew Barrymore, Simon Cowell2003-06-24Drew Barrymore promotes her new movie; Simon Cowell of ""American Idol"" fame talks about his new reality show ""Cupid.""
  160. 160 160. Lucy Liu, Avigayil Wardein, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds2003-06-25During ""Who Asked For It?,"" Alan uses CPR as an excuse to make out with an audience member; Dave makes his first PA announcement in almost four years, telling the crowd outside t
  161. 161 161. Piedmont Bird Callers, Luke Wilson, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs2003-06-26Dave talks about his recent trip to the dentist. Later, Stephanie ""Monty"" Birkett dresses up as a princess for ""CBS Mailbag.""
  162. 162 162. Jimmy Fallon, Kristanna Loken, Dax, Chloe Sevigny, Bill Scheft, Rufus Wainwright2003-06-27Jimmy Fallon of ""SNL"" fame sings an original composition about December-May relationships. Later, he chats with Chloe Sevigny and ""Late Show"" writer Bill Scheft.
  163. 163 163. Lisa Marie Presley, Ryan Pinkston2003-07-14Dave half-jokingly announces his candidacy for Ohio's seat in the US Senate, then flirts with Lisa Marie Presley.
  164. 164 164. Allison Janney, Nigella Lawson, Howard Tate2003-07-15George Clarke and Dave play ""Would You Like To Ride In Our Freight Elevator?"" Later, Dave welcomes an elderly (if not faithful) fan who made it to the audience after watching th
  165. 165 165. Barry Zito, Mandy Moore, Grandaddy2003-07-16Cy Young Award-winning pitcher Barry Zito stands on the roof of the Broadway Theater, throwing baseballs at the Ed Sullivan Theater windows. Later, Grandaddy performs ""Now It's O
  166. 166 166. Ari Fleischer, Beyonce Knowles2003-07-17Steph/Monty dresses up as a cowgirl for CBS Mailbag; Ari Fleishcher talks about his 2 1/2 years as Dubya's press secretary; Beyonce sings her smash hit ""Crazy In Love.""
  167. 167 167. Jeff Bridges, Alan Harvey, Joseph Arthur2003-07-18Dave ventures into the audience for yet another round of ""Know Your Current Events;"" Jeff Bridges promotes the movie ""Seabiscuit.""
  168. 168 168. Aron Ralston, Tobey Maguire2003-07-21Dave chats with Aron Ralston, the mountain climber who had to amputate his own arm following a climbing accident.
  169. 169 169. National Hollerin' Champions, Kristin Davis, Jane's Addiction2003-07-22In honor of one of this summer's biggest blockbusters, Dave plays ""How Many Guys In Pirate Costumes Can Fit Into a Sandwich Shop?"" Later, Jane's Addiction performs ""Just Becaus
  170. 170 170. Joaquin Phoenix, Blues Traveler2003-07-23Following last night's performance by Jane's Addiction, ""Mr. S"" (Paul) hires backup dancers for the CBS Orchestra; Osama offers condolences to Saddam; Ten baseball greats present
  171. 171 171. Sylvester Stallone, Ben Curtis2003-07-24Stephanie, dressed as a jockey, counts off the letters for ""CBS Mailbag."" (Her horse has its own way of signifying ""number two."") Later, British Open champion Ben Curtis shoot
  172. 172 172. Denis Leary, Queens of the Stone Age2003-07-25Dave wants to know if the 500 feet of co-axial cable being used in tonight's ""Will It Float?"" is coiled or not. When he finds out that it is coiled, he demands it to be uncoiled
  173. 173 173. Jesse Grabow, Jason Biggs, Robert C. Nichol2003-07-28Dave meets a six-year-old bowling phenom; Jason Biggs promotes the movie ""American Wedding.""
  174. 174 174. Eugene Levy, Eels2003-07-29Pete Fatovich serenades Dave on the accordion; Rupert goes water skiing; Eugene Levy and Paul look back on their long friendship.
  175. 175 175. Seann William Scott, Jonathan Ames, Fountains of Wayne2003-07-30As a tribute to George Miller, Dave repeatedly uses his favorite catch phrase, ""In my pants!"" Meanwhile, a commercial that Dave taped reveals that California governor Gray Davis
  176. 176 176. Melanie Griffith, Pamela Reed2003-07-31Dave thinks somebody is ""monkeying"" with his chair; Stephanie dresses up as a mountie; Alan debuts his new show ""You're Busted!"" during CBS Mailbag.
  177. 177 177. Naomi Watts, Jeff Stilson, O.A.R.2003-08-01A man on fire rushes upon the stage, and Dave struggles to put out the flames. Later, Naomi Watts talks about her dog, which she has named Bob.
  178. 178 178. Kate Hudson, Cast of Camp2003-08-04A barbershop quartet interrupts Dave during the monologue; Biff plays DH for the Brockton Rox baseball team; Alan has a special message for Liza Minelli.
  179. 179 179. Colin Farrell, Robert Randolph & The Family Band2003-08-05Rupert and George Clarke square off to see who can eat the most raw oysters. Later, Colin Farrell promotes the movie ""S.W.A.T.""
  180. 180 180. Samuel L. Jackson, Rick Reilly, Pharrell with Clipse2003-08-06Dave and Paul play ""Referee or Foot Locker Employee?""; Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly talks about a lifetime of experiences as a celebrity golf caddy.
  181. 181 181. Brittany Murphy, Carey Hart, Dashboard Confessional2003-08-07Motocross ""badass"" Carey Hart does a few stunts on 53rd St.; Stephanie dons a Little Bo Peep get-up for ""CBS Mailbag;"" ""Arnold Schwarzenegger"" (Gerard) drops by; Brittany Mur
  182. 182 182. David Duchovny, Brett Butler, The New Amsterdams2003-08-08A pair of buglers interrupt the monologue; David Duchovny talks about how he is unintentionally scaring his daughter; The New Amsterdams perform ""Spoils of the Spoiled.""
  183. 183 183. Chris Rock, The Star Spangles2003-08-25""Grinder Girl"" Kiva Kahl fills in tonight for the Late Show Dancers; Chris Rock talks about his upcoming gig as host of the MTV Video Music Awards; The Star Spangles perform.
  184. 184 184. Bill Murray, Pete Sampras2003-08-26Rupert selects a contestant for ""Stop The Slicer;"" Bill Murrays shows off his look and plugs ""Lost In Translation;"" Pete Sampras discusses his recent retirement.
  185. 185 185. David Spade, Bob Sarlatte, Maroon 52003-08-27Venus and Serena Williams present a special Top Ten list. Later, David Spade promotes ""Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.""
  186. 186 186. Tony Hawk, John McEnroe, Rooney2003-08-28During CBS Mailbag, Stephanie dons a kilt, while it is revealed that George Clarke resorted to cannibalism during the big blackout two weeks ago. Later, Rooney performs ""I'm Tryi
  187. 187 187. Bonnie Hunt, Don Gavin2003-08-29