Late Show with David Letterman S13E38 · Show #2451

Air date: 2005-10-26

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  1. 1 1. Show #24142005-08-29
  2. 2 2. Show #24152005-08-30
  3. 3 3. Show #24162005-08-31
  4. 4 4. Show #24172005-09-01
  5. 5 5. Show #24182005-09-02
  6. 6 6. Show #24192005-09-05
  7. 7 7. Show #24202005-09-06
  8. 8 8. Show #24212005-09-07
  9. 9 9. Show #24222005-09-08
  10. 10 10. Show #24232005-09-09
  11. 11 11. Show #24242005-09-12
  12. 12 12. Show #24252005-09-13
  13. 13 13. Show #24262005-09-14
  14. 14 14. Show #24272005-09-15
  15. 15 15. Show #24282005-09-16
  16. 16 16. Show #24292005-09-19
  17. 17 17. Show #24302005-09-20
  18. 18 18. Show #24312005-09-21
  19. 19 19. Show #24322005-09-22
  20. 20 20. Show #24332005-09-23
  21. 21 21. Show #24342005-10-03
  22. 22 22. Show #24352005-10-04
  23. 23 23. Show #24362005-10-05
  24. 24 24. Show #24372005-10-06Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests.
  25. 25 25. Show #24382005-10-07
  26. 26 26. Show #24392005-10-10
  27. 27 27. Show #24402005-10-11
  28. 28 28. Show #24412005-10-12
  29. 29 29. Show #24422005-10-13
  30. 30 30. Show #24432005-10-14
  31. 31 31. Show #24442005-10-17
  32. 32 32. Show #24452005-10-18
  33. 33 33. Show #24462005-10-19The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show.
  34. 34 34. Show #24472005-10-20Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-publicized incident
  35. 35 35. Show #24482005-10-21Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay."
  36. 36 36. Show #24492005-10-24
  37. 37 37. Show #24502005-10-25Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show.
  38. 38 38. Show #24512005-10-26
  39. 39 39. Show #24522005-11-03
  40. 40 40. Show #24532005-11-04
  41. 41 41. Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent2005-11-07
  42. 42 42. Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr2005-11-08
  43. 43 43. Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff2005-11-09
  44. 44 44. Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper"2005-11-10During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Martin sings with a ch
  45. 45 45. Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio2005-11-11
  46. 46 46. Kid scientists, John Cusack2005-11-14
  47. 47 47. Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood2005-11-15Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Yearwood performed "Tryi
  48. 48 48. Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley2005-11-16
  49. 49 49. Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams2005-11-17
  50. 50 50. Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino2005-11-18
  51. 51 51. George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson2005-11-21Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney promotes "Syriana."
  52. 52 52. Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb2005-11-22
  53. 53 53. Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi2005-11-23President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throu
  54. 54 54. Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio2005-11-24
  55. 55 55. John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan2005-11-25Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?"
  56. 56 56. Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet2005-11-28Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it; Amanda Peet promot
  57. 57 57. Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks2005-11-29
  58. 58 58. Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd2005-11-30
  59. 59 59. Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt2005-12-01
  60. 60 60. Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer2005-12-02
  61. 61 61. Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor2005-12-12
  62. 62 62. Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon2005-12-13
  63. 63 63. Stephen Colbert, Aqualung2005-12-14Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine."
  64. 64 64. Alec Baldwin, Shakira2005-12-15
  65. 65 65. Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft2005-12-16
  66. 66 66. Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists2005-12-19
  67. 67 67. Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith2005-12-20Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.
  68. 68 68. Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen2005-12-21
  69. 69 69. Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler2005-12-22
  70. 70 70. Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love2005-12-23
  71. 71 71. Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy2006-01-02Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her new sitcom; Fall Out B
  72. 72 72. Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana2006-01-03Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.
  73. 73 73. Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert2006-01-04
  74. 74 74. Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common2006-01-05
  75. 75 75. Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations2006-01-06Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl."
  76. 76 76. Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari2006-01-09The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari promotes her ne
  77. 77 77. Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap2006-01-10Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett Johansson (in her fir
  78. 78 78. Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte2006-01-11
  79. 79 79. Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg2006-01-12
  80. 80 80. Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen2006-01-13
  81. 81 81. Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu2006-01-16Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King Without a Crown."
  82. 82 82. Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor2006-01-17Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight; "Leyan Lo" (the new
  83. 83 83. Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget2006-01-18Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.
  84. 84 84. Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt2006-01-19
  85. 85 85. Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster2006-01-20A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 remake of King Kong.
  86. 86 86. Anthony Hopkins2006-01-23
  87. 87 87. Bernie Mac, Beth Orton2006-01-24Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instigate a pie fight.
  88. 88 88. Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom2006-01-25Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "Something Inside of
  89. 89 89. Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton2006-02-02
  90. 90 90. P Diddy, Train2006-02-03Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53rd Street; Train per
  91. 91 91. Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé2006-02-06Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison Ford announces that he'
  92. 92 92. Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith2006-02-07
  93. 93 93. Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys2006-02-08Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie Boys perform "So What
  94. 94 94. Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum2006-02-09Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.
  95. 95 95. Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé2006-02-10
  96. 96 96. Geena Davis, INXS2006-02-13
  97. 97 97. Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays2006-02-14
  98. 98 98. Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener2006-02-15
  99. 99 99. Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge2006-02-16
  100. 100 100. Donald Trump, Bill Burr2006-02-17
  101. 101 101. Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner2006-02-20
  102. 102 102. Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys2006-02-21
  103. 103 103. Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls2006-02-22
  104. 104 104. Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna2006-02-23Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten!
  105. 105 105. Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo2006-02-24Tonights guests include Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo.
  106. 106 106. Bruce Willis, The Strokes2006-02-27Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes.
  107. 107 107. Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams2006-02-28
  108. 108 108. Sarah Jessica Parker2006-03-01Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah Jessica Parker (but
  109. 109 109. Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah2006-03-02
  110. 110 110. Ricky Gervais, The Subways2006-03-03Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and Roll Queen."
  111. 111 111. Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton2006-03-06
  112. 112 112. Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood2006-03-13
  113. 113 113. Natalie Portman, Al Franken2006-03-14
  114. 114 114. Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone2006-03-15
  115. 115 115. Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody2006-03-20
  116. 116 116. Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins2006-03-21
  117. 117 117. David Spade, Teddy Geiger2006-03-22
  118. 118 118. Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams2006-03-27
  119. 119 119. Ray Romano, Willie Nelson2006-03-28
  120. 120 120. Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs2006-03-29
  121. 121 121. Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips2006-03-30Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birthday; Al Lubel riffs
  122. 122 122. Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel2006-03-31
  123. 123 123. Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon2006-04-10
  124. 124 124. Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell2006-04-11
  125. 125 125. Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper2006-04-12
  126. 126 126. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie2006-04-13
  127. 127 127. Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige2006-04-14
  128. 128 128. Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld2006-04-17
  129. 129 129. Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings2006-04-18
  130. 130 130. Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell2006-04-19Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell.
  131. 131 131. Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler2006-04-27Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis.
  132. 132 132. Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team2006-04-28
  133. 133 133. Tom Hanks, Kanye West2006-05-01
  134. 134 134. Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver2006-05-02
  135. 135 135. Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick2006-05-03
  136. 136 136. Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam2006-05-04
  137. 137 137. Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall2006-05-05
  138. 138 138. Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus2006-05-08
  139. 139 139. Kurt Russell, The Little Willies2006-05-09
  140. 140 140. Jason Lee, Jack Hanna2006-05-10
  141. 141 141. Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere2006-05-11
  142. 142 142. Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt2006-05-12
  143. 143 143. Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves2006-05-15Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Messing discusses childr
  144. 144 144. Debra Messing, Chris Russo2006-05-16Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause."
  145. 145 145. Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp2006-05-17Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal.
  146. 146 146. Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal2006-05-18Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn").
  147. 147 147. Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill2006-05-19Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives; the Dixie Chicks pe
  148. 148 148. Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel2006-05-22Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "High."
  149. 149 149. Martin Short, James Blunt2006-05-23Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie performs "America Witch."
  150. 150 150. Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie2006-05-24Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; Dave and Jesse James
  151. 151 151. Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James2006-05-25
  152. 152 152. Bill Maher, Rita Wilson2006-05-26
  153. 153 153. Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr.2006-06-05
  154. 154 154. Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint2006-06-06
  155. 155 155. Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken2006-06-07
  156. 156 156. Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket2006-06-08
  157. 157 157. Michael Keaton, Wolfmother2006-06-09
  158. 158 158. Paris Hilton, Will Shortz2006-06-12
  159. 159 159. Tim Russert, Cat Power2006-06-13
  160. 160 160. Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case2006-06-14
  161. 161 161. Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic2006-06-15Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentina; Sonic Youth perfo
  162. 162 162. Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth2006-06-16
  163. 163 163. Adam Sandler, Julie Chen2006-06-19
  164. 164 164. Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh2006-06-20
  165. 165 165. Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood2006-06-21
  166. 166 166. Meryl Streep, Yellowcard2006-06-22For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current state of American polit
  167. 167 167. Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid2006-06-23Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole; The Streets perform
  168. 168 168. Kevin Spacey, The Streets2006-06-26
  169. 169 169. Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional2006-06-27The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright performed Leonard Cohen's "
  170. 170 170. Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright2006-06-28
  171. 171 171. Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene2006-06-29Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous."
  172. 172 172. Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon2006-06-30
  173. 173 173. John Witherspoon, The Fray2006-07-10
  174. 174 174. Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado2006-07-11
  175. 175 175. Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers2006-07-12
  176. 176 176. Luke Wilson, Band of Horses2006-07-13
  177. 177 177. Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons2006-07-14Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal.
  178. 178 178. Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal2006-07-17A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "Lady in the Water."
  179. 179 179. Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard2006-07-18Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock.
  180. 180 180. Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault2006-07-19Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink.
  181. 181 181. Martin Short, Pink2006-07-20Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Universe contestants; t
  182. 182 182. Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts2006-07-21Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon Eis and Dave goof aro
  183. 183 183. Colin Farrell, India.Arie2006-07-24
  184. 184 184. Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes2006-07-25A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper" show off their newe
  185. 185 185. Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr.2006-07-26During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; The Spinners perform "
  186. 186 186. Johnny Depp, the Spinners2006-07-27Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new one-man show and takes
  187. 187 187. Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen2006-07-28
  188. 188 188. Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley2006-08-14
  189. 189 189. Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things2006-08-15Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera.
  190. 190 190. Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera2006-08-16Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Snakes in a Deli"; eld
  191. 191 191. Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim2006-08-17
  192. 192 192. Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons2006-08-18Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jackson movie; stand-up c
  193. 193 193. Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast2006-08-21"Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America."
  194. 194 194. Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight2006-08-22An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----, New York S---."
  195. 195 195. John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes2006-08-23
  196. 196 196. Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward2006-08-24
  197. 197 197. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols2006-08-25