Late Show with David Letterman S02E109 · Show #0328

Air date: 1995-02-17

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  1. 1 1. Show #02201994-08-29
  2. 2 2. Show #02211994-08-30
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  4. 4 4. Show #02231994-09-01
  5. 5 5. Show #02241994-09-02
  6. 6 6. Show #02251994-09-05
  7. 7 7. Show #02261994-09-06Throughout the night, an audience woman from Brooklyn kicks footballs.
  8. 8 8. Show #02271994-09-07
  9. 9 9. Show #02281994-09-08
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  12. 12 12. Show #02311994-09-13
  13. 13 13. Show #02321994-09-14
  14. 14 14. Show #02331994-09-15""Dropping Stuff Off the 8th Floor Window"" includes: champagne bottles, confetti, a TV monitor, presidential plates, fluorescent tubes, and bowling balls into a bathtub of pudding
  15. 15 15. Show #02341994-09-16Dave comments on Robbie Kondor; a car alarm goes off outside the theater, so Dave goes outside and bombs the offending car; Chuck Berry sings ""Johnny B. Goode""; Zsa Zsa Gabor lam
  16. 16 16. Show #02351994-09-19Hal Gurnee harasses taxi drivers by posting their images on the Times Square jumbotron.
  17. 17 17. Show #02361994-09-20
  18. 18 18. Show #02371994-09-21An audience member gives Dave a tiny pair of pants; Gavin MacLeod pops in several times, interrupting the monologue and presenting the Top Ten.
  19. 19 19. Show #02381994-09-22John Popper sits in with the band; Bill Murray tours Broadway; Macaulay Culkin promotes ""Richie Rich.""
  20. 20 20. Show #02391994-09-23
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  22. 22 22. Show #02411994-09-27
  23. 23 23. Show #02421994-09-28
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  26. 26 26. Show #02451994-10-03
  27. 27 27. Show #02461994-10-04
  28. 28 28. Show #02471994-10-05
  29. 29 29. Show #02481994-10-06
  30. 30 30. Show #02491994-10-07Tim Allen promotes his bestselling book, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man.
  31. 31 31. Show #02501994-10-10
  32. 32 32. Show #02511994-10-11
  33. 33 33. Show #02521994-10-12
  34. 34 34. Show #02531994-10-13
  35. 35 35. Show #02541994-10-14
  36. 36 36. Show #02551994-10-24
  37. 37 37. Show #02561994-10-25
  38. 38 38. Show #02571994-10-26Two standby audience folks named Jenya and Gary are sent to take food to Dan Rather, courtesy of Rupert. Later, Mike Judge discusses his hit MTV show ""Beavis & Butt-head.""
  39. 39 39. Show #02581994-10-27
  40. 40 40. Show #02591994-10-28
  41. 41 41. Show #02601994-10-31Calvert goes trick-or-treating in Nutley, New Jersey (Martha Stewart's hometown); Lauren Bacall plugs ""Pret-a-Porter"" (Ready to Wear).
  42. 42 42. Show #02611994-11-01John Popper sits in; throughout the night, Mujibur and Sirajul appear as correspondents on Court TV; Elijah Wood plugs North.
  43. 43 43. Show #02621994-11-02
  44. 44 44. Show #02631994-11-03Dave gets freshened up by a street sweeper; Rupert serves ""Bill Clinton Soup.""
  45. 45 45. Show #02641994-11-04
  46. 46 46. Show #02651994-11-07
  47. 47 47. Show #02661994-11-09
  48. 48 48. Show #02671994-11-10
  49. 49 49. Show #02681994-11-11Live via telephone, Jerry Lewis pronounces the new governor's name ""Puh-tack-ee;"" ""Picket Fences"" star Fyvush Finkel sings ""If I Were a Rich Man;"" The Cranberries perform ""Z
  50. 50 50. Show #02691994-11-14Dave selects a woman from outside named Laurie Byrd to be his co-host tonight; Biff and George Clarke recreate a scene from the hit CBS miniseries ""Scarlett.""
  51. 51 51. Show #02701994-11-15
  52. 52 52. Show #02711994-11-16
  53. 53 53. Show #02721994-11-17
  54. 54 54. Show #02731994-11-18
  55. 55 55. Show #02741994-11-21
  56. 56 56. Show #02751994-11-22
  57. 57 57. Show #02761994-11-23
  58. 58 58. Show #02771994-11-24
  59. 59 59. Show #02781994-11-25
  60. 60 60. Show #02791994-11-28The outside cam reveals that Dave's picture in the window of Joe G's Pizza. Dave calls and distracts Joe while Paul steals the unflattering portrait; Jon Lovitz plugs North.
  61. 61 61. Show #02801994-11-29Roseanne makes a rare political statement; Dave's accountant Fred Nigro takes a bow.
  62. 62 62. Show #02811994-11-30Mujibur, Sirajul and Tony Randall take a photo together; tonight's celebrities in the audience: Mia Farrow, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Stone.
  63. 63 63. Show #02821994-12-01
  64. 64 64. Show #02831994-12-02One of tonight's cue cards goes to a garbage truck outside; in the latest edition of ""Rupert and Me,"" Dave radios strange comments to Rupert, which are then repeated out loud to
  65. 65 65. Show #02841994-12-12Cold Opening: Jim Carrey and an unshaven Dave goof around. Later in the show, Mickey, the barber at the Wellington Hotel, shaves off Dave's beard.
  66. 66 66. Show #02851994-12-13
  67. 67 67. Show #02861994-12-14
  68. 68 68. Show #02871994-12-15Siskel and Ebert throw snowballs; Michael J. Fox walks onstage with a cow.
  69. 69 69. Show #02881994-12-16
  70. 70 70. Show #02891994-12-19
  71. 71 71. Show #02901994-12-20
  72. 72 72. Show #02911994-12-21
  73. 73 73. Show #02921994-12-22
  74. 74 74. Show #02931994-12-23
  75. 75 75. Show #02941994-12-26Bad Religion performed ""Infected""
  76. 76 76. Show #02951994-12-27
  77. 77 77. Show #02961994-12-28During ""Charts and Graphs,"" Dave sends an audience member down the street for copies of a chart. Also, Dave calls the mother of a different audience member, but he ends up leavi
  78. 78 78. Show #02971994-12-29A customer at Hello Deli shows Dave her holiday photos. Later, Dave checks his temperature (99.5 F).
  79. 79 79. Show #02981994-12-30Dave ends the show early yet again, and Paul finds him sobbing on the Ricki Lake show; Biff has champagne coming out of his ears; Dick Clark presents the Top Ten; Dave and Richard
  80. 80 80. Show #02991995-01-02
  81. 81 81. Show #03001995-01-03
  82. 82 82. Show #03011995-01-04Michael Buffer announces Phil Hartman's entry onstage; a comely postal carrier distracts Dave.
  83. 83 83. Show #03021995-01-05
  84. 84 84. Show #03031995-01-06Dave autographs a ham; Calvert (dressed as Newt Gingrich's mother) presents the Top Ten.
  85. 85 85. Show #03041995-01-09
  86. 86 86. Show #03051995-01-10
  87. 87 87. Show #03061995-01-11
  88. 88 88. Show #03071995-01-12An audience member hangs out in the band section; Mujibur and Sirajul become the latest witnesses to testify for O.J. Simpson.
  89. 89 89. Show #03081995-01-13Al Green performs ""Let's Stay Together.""
  90. 90 90. Show #03091995-01-16
  91. 91 91. Show #03101995-01-17
  92. 92 92. Show #03111995-01-18
  93. 93 93. Show #03121995-01-19
  94. 94 94. Show #03131995-01-20
  95. 95 95. Show #03141995-01-30
  96. 96 96. Show #03151995-01-31Dave shows a (bogus) Super Bowl ad starring himself; Gerard presents ""Top Ten Signs You're Not the Sexiest Man Alive.""
  97. 97 97. Show #03161995-02-01
  98. 98 98. Show #03171995-02-02
  99. 99 99. Show #03181995-02-03
  100. 100 100. Show #03191995-02-06Rosanne Cash performs ""I Count the Tears.""
  101. 101 101. Show #03201995-02-07
  102. 102 102. Show #03211995-02-08
  103. 103 103. Show #03221995-02-09
  104. 104 104. Show #03231995-02-10
  105. 105 105. Show #03241995-02-13
  106. 106 106. Show #03251995-02-14
  107. 107 107. Show #03261995-02-15
  108. 108 108. Show #03271995-02-16Dave introduces the brand new ""Late Show Dancers,"" who prance around throughout the show. Also, 83-year-old Empire State Building employee Chico Chimone plays the piano.
  109. 109 109. Show #03281995-02-17
  110. 110 110. Show #03291995-02-20Dave sends three members from the audience to go to a nearby movie theater to videotape some clips from Pulp Fiction. They return in time to show the footage during John Travolta's
  111. 111 111. Show #03301995-02-21
  112. 112 112. Show #03311995-02-22Cybill Shepherd promotes her new sitcom; Gary Sinise brags about the perks of being an Academy Award Nominee.
  113. 113 113. Show #03321995-02-23Wayne Newton (live via satellite) presents the Top Ten; Michael McKean comments on the recent troubles on the set of ""Saturday Night Live;"" David Byrne and the CBS Orchestra perf
  114. 114 114. Show #03331995-02-24
  115. 115 115. Show #03341995-02-27
  116. 116 116. Show #03351995-02-28
  117. 117 117. Show #03361995-03-01
  118. 118 118. Show #03371995-03-02Bernie Worrell sits in; Al Roker does a weather forecast; Dave retrieves a blue card from ""Forrest Gump"" (Calvert); Jeff Goldblum tap dances.
  119. 119 119. Show #03381995-03-03
  120. 120 120. Show #03391995-03-06Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they are all wearing ident
  121. 121 121. Show #03401995-03-07On the first Letterman show ever aired on this date, Bill Cosby, Tito Puente, and Dave climb a ladder up to the balcony, and Luke Perry does a science experiment in place of bumped
  122. 122 122. Show #03411995-03-08
  123. 123 123. Show #03421995-03-09
  124. 124 124. Show #03431995-03-10Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they are all wearing ide
  125. 125 125. Show #03441995-03-13
  126. 126 126. Show #03451995-03-14
  127. 127 127. Show #03461995-03-15
  128. 128 128. Show #03471995-03-20Dave gives a girl in the audience named Amy money to buy spring flowers, and later her boyfriend (also in the audience) sings karaoke with Will Smith.
  129. 129 129. Show #03481995-03-21A woman in the audience bakes cookies for everyone; Conan O'Brien appears in Dave's latest Oscar-related dream; Dave gets his toupee dry-cleaned.
  130. 130 130. Show #03491995-03-22Throughout the night, Dave practices giving out Oscars, awarding achievements by Tony Randall, Doc Severinson (who's sitting in), Tony Mendez, a hi-ho girl, and Sirajul Islam (Muji
  131. 131 131. Show #03501995-04-03John Mayall sits in; Dave comments on his much-scrutinized performance as host of last week's Academy Awards.
  132. 132 132. Show #03511995-04-04Throughout the night, the legendary Ashton Family acrobats perform their greatest stunts outside on 53rd Street.
  133. 133 133. Show #03521995-04-05Dave spells Uma and Oprah with hot dog wieners, while Creepy Dave lurks in the backdrop during his interview with Bryant Gumbel.
  134. 134 134. Show #03531995-04-06At the end of tonight's ""New Books"" segment, Dave gives one of the phony manuscripts to a girl in the audience. Also, for no apparent reason, Gerard dances around onstage in a s
  135. 135 135. Show #03541995-04-07Two babes in the audience are observed with ""Marry Us Dave"" T-shirts; Dave, Calvert, and Biff sit around and do nothing for three minutes; Dave asks cab drivers what they thought
  136. 136 136. Show #03551995-04-10Dave invites the stand-by audience to his office and watch the show from there. Later, they're joined by Faye Dunaway and chef Wolfgang Puck.
  137. 137 137. Show #03561995-04-11Throughout the night, various staffers walk onstage to give Dave ""dramatic tension,"" while Robert Pastorelli explains his departure from the hit comedy Murphy Brown.
  138. 138 138. Show #03571995-04-12Mayor Guiliani and Dave agree to disagree on the new slogan for the New York Tourism Board; Drew Barrymore gives Dave a birthday surprise.
  139. 139 139. Show #03581995-04-13The New York Daily News, having headlined their paper with last night's Guiliani-chosen slogan, distributes miniature buttons to the audience reading ""We Can Kick Your City's Ass"
  140. 140 140. Show #03591995-04-14Two days after NYC's new slogan, ""We Can Kick Your City's Ass,"" reaches beyond the Hudson, Dave hears from mayors of other cities; Slash of Guns n' Roses fame sits in; a skit inv
  141. 141 141. Show #03601995-04-17Live Remote: Dave annoys both an H&R Block tax accountant and his mortified customer, who prefers to hide her face.
  142. 142 142. Show #03611995-04-18Dave selects five guys from the audience to compete in a basketball match outside on 53rd Street with five (alleged) New York Knicks. By the end of the show, the final score is Au
  143. 143 143. Show #03621995-04-19Dave complains that the cue-card Tony is holding is too small, so Inky replaces it with a giant banner; ten mayors of other cities present the Top Ten; a blue card is missing and s
  144. 144 144. Show #03631995-04-20An audience talent show is interrupted by Helen Reddy, who pops up several times throughout the show; later, she teams up with Blues Traveler to perform ""Hook.""
  145. 145 145. Show #03641995-04-21Tony Randall drops by to announce who tomorrow's guests will be, and Dave squirts him with a fire extinguisher. Later, Biff Henderson and Pat Farmer carry Tony outside and into a t
  146. 146 146. Show #03651995-04-24After word spreads to the media that he's losing his ratings edge over Leno, Dave wants to find out if people are still watching the show, so he displays his desk phone number on t
  147. 147 147. Show #03661995-04-25In tonight's live remote, Dave annoys customers down the street at the Sam Ash music store and invites Marcia to sit in with the band on alto sax.
  148. 148 148. Show #03671995-04-26David Sanborn sits in yet again; various New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Dave loses a blue card, then finds it at McDonald's.
  149. 149 149. Show #03681995-04-27The Flying Rat is introduced on the show during a segment called ""What's New for Spring""; in the same segment a small army of clowns attack Mujibur and Sirajul, then storm the La
  150. 150 150. Show #03691995-04-28Dave and Paul leave the show early to go over to Madison Square Garden for the circus, where they run into an acrobat bearing a strong resemblance to Calvert; the flying rat attack
  151. 151 151. Show #03701995-05-01All of tonight's guests (Marilu Henner, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Mario Van Peebles) are at Rupert's playing spin the bottle. Also, the f
  152. 152 152. Show #03711995-05-02The Giant Flying Rat is introduced via lasers and special effects just after being interviewed by Tom Snyder.
  153. 153 153. Show #03721995-05-03(Supposed) Audience requests are fulfilled in tonight's ""Who Asked For It?"" while Harry Connick Jr. promotes his new album.
  154. 154 154. Show #03731995-05-04Pete Fatovich attempts to kiss Paul again; the giant flying rat delivers the Top Ten list; Jake Johanssen discusses a recent trip to the supermarket.
  155. 155 155. Show #03741995-05-05The giant flying rat dons a sombrero; Dave leaves the show early to marry Drew Barrymore; a man gets kicked in the face by a racehorse; Dave and Paul go supermarket shopping.
  156. 156 156. Show #03751995-05-08Dave sends audience members Nico and Ingrid Van Eenennaan to London (to promote the show's visit next week) with a camcorder, root beer, and the Giant Flying Rat. Neither are seen
  157. 157 157. Show #03761995-05-09Jimmy Smits, a guest the night before, is seen in his hotel room naked, doing push-ups and watching TV in bed. Also, Paul quits to become a professional boxer, but he gives up and
  158. 158 158. Show #03771995-05-10The Dutch husband and wife from last night resurface for a brief moment; Paul wears a top hat and a tuxedo; Bruce Willis gets his head scrubbed.
  159. 159 159. Show #03781995-05-11Paul decides to have plastic surgery, then wakes up from the procedure with a conehead; Dave shows a clip of Pakistan's #1 sitcom, ""Seinjibur""; Hugh Grant promotes Nine Months.
  160. 160 160. Show #03791995-05-12Calvert mimics the Giant Flying Rat; Dave comments on preparations for next week's trip to London; Julianna Marguiles promotes the much-hyped season finale of ER.
  161. 161 161. Show #03801995-05-15The Late Show starts its week broadcasting from London. Ten London Guards bring Dave out onstage; Dave and Paul wreck havoc in the city; Elton John reacts to William Shatner's vide
  162. 162 162. Show #03811995-05-16London, Day 2: The new James Bond, Remington Steele star Pierce Brosnan, enters backstage with models and martinis; Little Richard and Chuck Berry sit in; Dave's mom reports from a
  163. 163 163. Show #03821995-05-17London, Day 3: ""London Souvenirs"" include a Prince Charles Ketchup Dispenser, a Bobby Helmet Bra, and a Tea Cannon, brought out by fake London guards. Also, Peter O'Toole enters
  164. 164 164. Show #03831995-05-18London, Day 4: Dave and Paul play soccer (or should I say football?) at Wembley Stadium; live via satellite from New York, Tony Randall trashes the theater; John Cleese presents th
  165. 165 165. Show #03841995-05-19London, Day 5: Dave repeats a monologue joke in a British accent; Salman Rushdie hands the Top Ten to Dave, and is presented by ten bobbies; Dorothy drops by to comment on her week
  166. 166 166. Show #03851995-05-22Cold opening: Dave belatedly thanks Drew Barrymore for her birthday ""gift"" last month. Also, Dave pays Mujibur and Sirajul to pummel Paul.
  167. 167 167. Show #03861995-05-23It's the debut of ""May We Turn Your Pants Into Shorts?"" Dave cuts up his own slacks before shredding the pants of Paul and Mel Gibson.
  168. 168 168. Show #03871995-05-24
  169. 169 169. Show #03881995-05-25Clint Black sits in; candy is thrown at the audience; the Top Ten Office is relocated to an audience member's hometown of Glenn's Falls, New York; in honor of Ringo Starr, Paul, Da
  170. 170 170. Show #03891995-05-26Dave takes a bunch of sailors to a local watering hole; Mujibur and Sirajul visit Dorothy in Indianapolis; Dave bids farewell to longtime director Hal Gurnee by placing a plaque on
  171. 171 171. Show #03901995-06-05Cold Opening: Nicole Kidman asks Dave if he's drunk. Also, displayed by the window of an advertising agency across the street from the Ed Sullivan Theater is a giant toothbrush an
  172. 172 172. Show #03911995-06-06Indianapolis 500 champion Jacque Vileneuve races a NYC cab around the theater block in competition with NYC cabbie Buke Kadikiran; Dave shows (doctored) footage of Dan Rather repla
  173. 173 173. Show #03921995-06-07Biff delivers Dave in a golf cart; Dave and an audience member named Hal help choose the network's new slogan; a pyrotechnic exhibition is held in the backdrop.
  174. 174 174. Show #03931995-06-08It's time for a studio audience talent show, with friends and relatives of the performers swamping the backdrop. Shortly after his interview, Mike Myers joins the crowd.
  175. 175 175. Show #03941995-06-09Dave tells Rupert to bother people at a local bistro with his hidden mic; Dave chats with a woman that recently won $87,000,000 in the state lottery; head CBS executives ""Les Moon
  176. 176 176. Show #03951995-06-12Dave chooses a person off the street to tell their life story; the Top Ten Home Office moves to Grand Rapids, Michigan; Chris O'Donnell plugs Batman Forever.
  177. 177 177. Show #03961995-06-13Stephen Stills sits in; Dave ""attends"" a recent President Clinton press conference; basketball star/party animal Dennis Rodman comments on his recent antics.
  178. 178 178. Show #03971995-06-14Travis, a five-year-old golden retriever, has the ""Dog Cam"" attached to his head; John Turturro dresses up as Batman, then hands Dave the Top Ten list; Dan Rather talks about Con
  179. 179 179. Show #03981995-06-15Dave arrives at the theater in a police car; throughout the night, spelling bee winner Justin Carroll comes out to spell various ten-cent words; Dave chats with Robert Horry of the
  180. 180 180. Show #03991995-06-16Travis and the Dog Cam return; Englebert Humperdinck serenades Rupert; ten kindergarteners write and present the Top Ten.
  181. 181 181. Show #04001995-06-19Dave announces that this is show number 4000, but later admits he's off by a zero; John Denver performs the theme song to ""Supermarket Finds""; Alan King gloats over his grandkids
  182. 182 182. Show #04011995-06-20Dave invites both a cabbie and an audience member to jump into a rooftop swimming pool. They're later joined by two NYC cops and Bob Saget.
  183. 183 183. Show #04021995-06-21Shortly after a ""What's New for Summer"" segment, Dave hands hamsicles (or, if you will, cold ham on a stick) to the audience. Also, ""Batman"" (Calvert) hands Dave the Top Ten l
  184. 184 184. Show #04031995-06-22Cold Opening: ""ER"" star Anthony Edwards refuses to give Dave a physical. Also, Jonathan Katz does standup and promotes Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.
  185. 185 185. Show #04041995-06-23Dave celebrates the fifteenth anniversary of the debut of The David Letterman Show by showing clips of the first broadcast; Biff interrupts Dave so that Corey Pavin (winner of the
  186. 186 186. Show #04051995-06-26Bernie Kopell storms out of the theater after ""The Love Boat"" is somehow mentioned twice in a Top Ten List about Hockey. Later, Dave chats with ""Coach"" star Jerry Van Dyke, wh
  187. 187 187. Show #04061995-06-27Dave invites a standby audience member to play ""Will You Eat the Meatloaf?"" Later in the show, Dave chats with Pete, the dishwasher at Hello Deli.
  188. 188 188. Show #04071995-06-28In an experimental comedy bit called ""Letters to the Editor,"" Dave reads a (bogus) note from Al Gore telling The New Yorker that he loves their cartoons.
  189. 189 189. Show #04081995-06-29Dave shows the audience an old photo of Morty with an afro, and then later shows a doctored photo of himself with a head-bush. Also, Dave helps Tom Hanks shave a beard he grew on
  190. 190 190. Show #04091995-06-30In a remote, Dave asks apartment dwellers, ""What's the Coolest Thing In Your Apartment?""
  191. 191 191. Show #04101995-07-10Jim Carrey, Andre Agassi, and Tom and Roseanne Arnold miraculously appear in the audience, Tom being both on stage and in the audience simultaneously. Also, Dave orders pancakes f
  192. 192 192. Show #04111995-07-11Dave says hello to viewers in France and Italy in their respective native tongues; during ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" Dave demands to see photos of meat or nudity; Penn and
  193. 193 193. Show #04121995-07-12Charles Grodin promotes his new cable talk show.
  194. 194 194. Show #04131995-07-13A small army of cyclists rush across the stage, while Dave and Pete Sampras play a pickup round of tennis out on 53rd Street.
  195. 195 195. Show #04141995-07-14After an admittedly lame remote on a ""Day In The Life"" of producer Robert Morton, he jumps into a giant bowl of pudding, followed by Dave. Later in the show, Paul, Laurie Diamon
  196. 196 196. Show #04151995-07-17Dave flashes back to how he stayed cool over the weekend by stuffing popsicles in his pants; a woman who picks up one of the pay phones at the kiosk outside the theater is chosen a
  197. 197 197. Show #04161995-07-18Dan Rather presents the Top Ten; Chevy Chase plugs Man of the House and talks tennis.
  198. 198 198. Show #04171995-07-19Ed Sullivan Theater Building Engineer George Clarke begins his ""Quest for Corn"" throughout the Midwest. He's off to Illinois.
  199. 199 199. Show #04181995-07-20Dave demonstrates a triple pencil flip; Rupert finds one of Dave's blue cards attached to Mary Tyler Moore's backside; Dave shows old footage of Andy Kaufman dancing with a giant s
  200. 200 200. Show #04191995-07-21Clarence Clemons of the E Street Band sits in; Dave offers an audience guy with an unruly beard $300 to shave it; Talent Assistant Zoe Friedham gets a tattoo; Dave gives the newly-
  201. 201 201. Show #04201995-07-24A ""Dumb Ads"" segment introduces Canadian filling station attendent Dick Assman. The entire North American audience immediately catches ""Dick Assmania."" Later, a monkey in the
  202. 202 202. Show #04211995-07-25Dave calls up Dick Assman; Ray Liotta arrives onstage riding a baby elephant, and later he makes a (bogus) appearance with Paul in the controversial new movie Kids.
  203. 203 203. Show #04221995-07-26Dave and Tony switch places for a few minutes; David Schwimmer is reunited with the monkey who played Marcel on Friends; Dave announces that ""Dick Assmania"" has officially swept
  204. 204 204. Show #04231995-07-27During a segment called ""Ask the Mayor,"" someone from the audience asks Rudy Guiliani, ""Is that a real hair piece?"" Also, a half-awake audience member opens himself to the fem
  205. 205 205. Show #04241995-07-28George Clarke's ""Quest for Corn"" finds him in Indianapolis with Dave's mom: 5 ears. Later, Nick Turturro and Dennis Franz stand in the green room with their pants down, while Pa
  206. 206 206. Show #04251995-07-31Dave gives $100 to an audience member after a monologue joke bombs; the show is interrupted for a ""Dick Assman Update""; father and son audience members Jim and JJ McMichael wave
  207. 207 207. Show #04261995-08-01Dave announces that CBS has just been bought by Westinghouse, then spends the rest of the show joking about it.
  208. 208 208. Show #04271995-08-02Dave chats with Mary Ann Dennis, whose dog stopped a man that tried to mug her.
  209. 209 209. Show #04281995-08-03During ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a small fish eats a worm whole. Meanwhile, Dave goes into a Westinghouse washer in spin cycle.
  210. 210 210. Show #04291995-08-04The final installment of ""George Clarke's Quest for Corn"" finds our hero at Hello Deli (five ears). Afterwards, George distributes an ear of corn to everyone in the audience.
  211. 211 211. Show #04301995-08-07Dave announces it's ""Christmas in August,"" with Glen Campbell singing a medley of holiday standards at Hello Deli.
  212. 212 212. Show #04311995-08-08Junior Brown sits in with the band; baseball star John Kruk talks about his recent retirement; Dave hectors a man on the street in a game called ""May I Taste Your Dinner, Please?"
  213. 213 213. Show #04321995-08-09The ""Dick Assman Update"" reveals that his popularity has hit fever pitch. Later, Christopher Walken promotes three new movies that are coming out within a month of each other.
  214. 214 214. Show #04331995-08-10Dave shows a ""highlight"" of last night's show: Dan Rather fondling Dave's butt.
  215. 215 215. Show #04341995-08-11In honor of an incident that resulted in a forfeit in the previous night's Dodgers-Cardinals game, audience members throw baseballs at Dave.
  216. 216 216. Show #04351995-08-14All night long, Rupert touches meat and is joined later by Kelsey Grammer, his then-fiancee, and a priest from the audience.
  217. 217 217. Show #04361995-08-15Dave claims that the chairman of Westinghouse has agreed to fight him. Later, Sonny Bono signs to Calvert's upstart record company.
  218. 218 218. Show #04371995-08-16During an interview with Isabella Rosselini, a guy on fire runs around the stage. Later, Bjork and the CBS Orchestra performs ""It's Oh So Quiet.""
  219. 219 219. Show #04381995-08-17Paul is introduced as ""Johnny Lavaggi;"" Dave shows a (doctored) clip of Monica Seles grunting; David Brenner does stand up.
  220. 220 220. Show #04391995-08-18Dave bids a fond farewell to his announcer, while Dick Assman also makes one last appearance.