Late Show with David Letterman S03E182 · Will Smith, Demi Moore

Air date: 1996-07-02

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  1. 1 1. Show #04401995-09-04Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).
  2. 2 2. Show #04411995-09-05Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings.
  3. 3 3. Show #04421995-09-06Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects.""
  4. 4 4. Show #04431995-09-07Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, and Marv Albert's Rock & Roll Bloopers, w
  5. 5 5. Show #04441995-09-08Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress.
  6. 6 6. Show #04451995-09-11A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe we didn't win an Emmy."" Meanwhile, Bif
  7. 7 7. Show #04461995-09-12The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.
  8. 8 8. Show #04471995-09-13While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.
  9. 9 9. Show #04481995-09-14Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.
  10. 10 10. Show #04491995-09-15During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.
  11. 11 11. Show #04501995-09-18Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stage and escort tonight's guests.
  12. 12 12. Show #04511995-09-19Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles peaches.
  13. 13 13. Show #04521995-09-20Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.
  14. 14 14. Show #04531995-09-21Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000.""
  15. 15 15. Show #04541995-09-22Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore accuses Dave of bei
  16. 16 16. Show #04551995-09-25Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-schooler who ran off a
  17. 17 17. Show #04561995-09-26Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.
  18. 18 18. Show #04571995-09-2713 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme.
  19. 19 19. Show #04581995-09-281995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, ""Uma, Parminder; Parminder, Uma.""
  20. 20 20. Show #04591995-09-29Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The Melonapult 2000+.""
  21. 21 21. Show #04601995-10-02Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy Dick promotes ""Newsr
  22. 22 22. Show #04611995-10-03The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe.""
  23. 23 23. Show #04621995-10-04Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.
  24. 24 24. Show #04631995-10-05Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz.
  25. 25 25. Show #04641995-10-06
  26. 26 26. Show #04651995-10-16Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. Also, Dave announces
  27. 27 27. Show #04661995-10-17Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons to wear.
  28. 28 28. Show #04671995-10-18Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for Congress.
  29. 29 29. Show #04681995-10-19During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.
  30. 30 30. Show #04691995-10-20Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and finds him chatting at a
  31. 31 31. Show #04701995-10-23Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and finds ""NYPD Blue"" stars Jimmy Smits a
  32. 32 32. Show #04711995-10-24Throughout the show, The ""Jimmy Letterman Singers"" sing ""Jimmy."" Later in the show, Dave concedes: ""It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ain't working.""
  33. 33 33. Show #04721995-10-25Throughout this year's World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonight, he lands a quick interview with Brav
  34. 34 34. Show #04731995-10-26During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa.
  35. 35 35. Show #04741995-10-27Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Mortimer runs the bases at Jacobs Field in Cl
  36. 36 36. Show #04751995-10-30Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour; Carol Burnett takes off he
  37. 37 37. Show #04761995-10-31A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis.
  38. 38 38. Show #04771995-11-01Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her favorite bands, UB40.
  39. 39 39. Show #04781995-11-02Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon.
  40. 40 40. Show #04791995-11-03Tonight on the ""Pants Across America"" tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform ""Burning Love.""
  41. 41 41. Show #04801995-11-06
  42. 42 42. Show #04811995-11-07Television City Studios, Day 2: Danny DeVito and Dave get into the stage pool and have a water fight. Meanwhile, Tony Mendez continues his cameo appearances on TV shows; tonight he
  43. 43 43. Show #04821995-11-08From Los Angeles: Alka Seltzer® is inserted into the backdrop pool; Demi Moore presents ""The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names;"" Green Day performs ""86.""
  44. 44 44. Show #04831995-11-09Red Hot Chili Peppers – ""My Friends""
  45. 45 45. Show #04841995-11-10
  46. 46 46. Show #04851995-11-13Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cooks toast, and Silver runs by again to pic
  47. 47 47. Show #04861995-11-14Dave uses the speaker phone to get someone to bring him pizza. Later, thirty folks show up with boxes, and slices are handed out to the audience. Also, the United States is in the
  48. 48 48. Show #04871995-11-15Elton John promotes and sings two songs from his latest album, ""Made In England.""
  49. 49 49. Show #04881995-11-16An audience guy holds cue cards in place of Tony (he's sick), while Sean Penn promotes ""Dead Man Walking.""
  50. 50 50. Show #04891995-11-17The Presidents of the United States of America perform their breakthrough hit, ""Toad.""
  51. 51 51. Show #04901995-11-20Dave sends mailroom dude/budding diva Bob Borden to Washington as a White House correspondent.
  52. 52 52. Show #04911995-11-21Dave asks folks on the street (including a poorly disguised Michael J. Fox) what they think of the federal budget crisis; Bob Borden makes his first report from DC.
  53. 53 53. Show #04921995-11-22Amongst what's ""New for the Holidays"": Gingerbread Rats, Howard Stern's book ""Miss America"" read by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin guessing the weight of turkeys. Also, Bob Bor
  54. 54 54. Show #04931995-11-23Dave gives a turkey to a lady in the audience, then takes a turkey to the balcony with the help of a ladder; throughout the night, celebrities mention what they're thankful for; tr
  55. 55 55. Show #04941995-11-24""Soup Nazi"" Ali ""Al"" Yeganeh passes out turkey chili to the audience.
  56. 56 56. Show #04951995-11-27In a sign of future legal trouble, Microsoft owner and multibillionaire Bill Gates tries to fix the Late Show Quiz Machine after it gets stuck displaying the answer ""Windows '95""
  57. 57 57. Show #04961995-11-28Dave has Paul sit down on the guest chair because it's his birthday. Soon afterwards, the outside cam reveals Dave buying Paul a birthday present from a girl on the street.
  58. 58 58. Show #04971995-11-29Cold Opening: Dave and Creepy Dave go mano a mano in the green room. Also, Dave demonstrates one of the ""Top Ten Changes Westinghouse is Planning for CBS Tonight"" -- he doodles
  59. 59 59. Show #04981995-11-30Steve Martin shows up a day early, and Dave can't get him offstage.
  60. 60 60. Show #04991995-12-01After showing a clip from his new movie Father of the Bride, Part 2 on a 16mm film projector, Steve Martin and Dave appear in ""The Making of Steve Martin's Appearance Documentary.
  61. 61 61. Bob Hoskins, Martha Stewart, Al Green1995-12-11
  62. 62 62. Jean Claude Van Damme, Kirstin Dunst, Michael Bolton1995-12-12
  63. 63 63. Martin Short, Bev Tanner, The Dave Matthews Band1995-12-13As a tribute to such beloved recurring segments such as ""The Man Under the Seats"" and ""The Fugitive Guy,"" Chris Elliott stars in a short-lived skit ""Cable Pulling Guy;"" Marti
  64. 64 64. Harrison Ford, Bonnie Hunt, Bruce Springsteen1995-12-14
  65. 65 65. Greg Kinnear, Janeane Garofalo, White Zombie1995-12-15
  66. 66 66. Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville1995-12-18
  67. 67 67. Jack Lemmon, Natalie Merchant1995-12-19
  68. 68 68. Howard Stern, Melissa Etheridge1995-12-20
  69. 69 69. Geena Davis, Goo Goo Dolls1995-12-21After a video montage of the annual eggnog drinking from increasingly larger bowls, Dave and a model hop into a gigantic bowl of the liquid, later joined by Biff and the Goo Goo Do
  70. 70 70. Rosie O'Donnell, Mike Judge, Darlene Love1995-12-22
  71. 71 71. Stupid Human Tricks, Julianna Marguiles, Del Amitri1995-12-26
  72. 72 72. Mandy Patinkin, Terry Gilliam1995-12-27
  73. 73 73. Robin Williams, Lauren Hutton, Chris Isaak1995-12-28
  74. 74 74. Susan Sarandon, Drew Carey1995-12-29
  75. 75 75. Lisa Kudrow, Art Donovan, Blues Traveler1996-01-02
  76. 76 76. Chevy Chase, Marv Albert, Bruce Hornsby1996-01-03
  77. 77 77. Tom Brokaw, Greg Fitzsimmons, Faith Hill1996-01-04
  78. 78 78. Denis Leary, Bridget Hall, Toad the Wet Sprocket1996-01-05
  79. 79 79. Sam Neill, Itzhak Perlman1996-01-08
  80. 80 80. Pauly Shore, Ashley Judd1996-01-09
  81. 81 81. Sandra Bullock, Marlon Wayans, Laurence Tai1996-01-10
  82. 82 82. Jason Alexander, Elisabeth Shue1996-01-11
  83. 83 83. Tim Robbins, Justin Wilson, Martina McBride, Norm MacDonald1996-01-12
  84. 84 84. David Brenner, B.B. King1996-01-22
  85. 85 85. Mia Farrow, Martin Scorcese, Brandy1996-01-23
  86. 86 86. Don Rickles, Mary Stuart Masterson, Joe Ely & Todd Snider1996-01-24CBS President Les Moonves (bogus) takes a moment to comment on Clinton's State of the Union address by singing ""Holding Out for a Hero."" Also, pre-teen sports reporter Sparky Mo
  87. 87 87. Matt Dillon, Reggie Miller, Pam Tillis1996-01-25Sparky Mortimer makes another amusing -- albeit clumsy -- Super Bowl report; Dave chats with basketball star Reggie Miller.
  88. 88 88. Conan O'Brian, Mira Sorvino, Seven Mary Three1996-01-26
  89. 89 89. Richard Simmons, Christine Lahti, Nanci Griffith & the Crickets1996-01-29
  90. 90 90. Jay Thomas, Larry Miller1996-01-30
  91. 91 91. Elle MacPherson, David Spade, D'Angelo1996-01-31
  92. 92 92. Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam, Natalie Portman1996-02-01
  93. 93 93. Cybill Sheperd, Al Franken, Sati Achath1996-02-02
  94. 94 94. Jack Hanna, Tammy Faye Messner, Aimee Mann1996-02-05
  95. 95 95. Joan Collins, Robert Downey Jr., Jean Louisa Kelly1996-02-06
  96. 96 96. Chuck Norris, Samantha Mathis1996-02-07
  97. 97 97. Stupid Pet Tricks, Ray Liotta, Soul Asylum1996-02-08
  98. 98 98. Uma Thurman, Norm MacDonald, Ramones1996-02-09Dave offers Liz Taylor a riding mower if she'll come on the show; clips from the HBO movie The Late Shift, which Dave calls ""satire;"" The Ramones perform ""She Talks to Rainbows.
  99. 99 99. Chris Farley, Gin Blossoms, Joe & Mary Graziano1996-02-12
  100. 100 100. Adam Sandler, Jackie Chan, Red Hot Chili Peppers1996-02-13
  101. 101 101. Siskel & Ebert, Neil Diamond, Brandy (the dog)1996-02-14
  102. 102 102. Tom Arnold, Joan Allen, Lenny Kravitz1996-02-15
  103. 103 103. Teri Hatcher, Jon Stewart1996-02-16
  104. 104 104. Kathie Lee Gifford, Gillian Anderson, Cecilia Bartoli1996-02-19
  105. 105 105. Julia Roberts, James Brown1996-02-20
  106. 106 106. Larry King, Wynonna1996-02-21
  107. 107 107. Joan Lunden, Cheri Oteri, Lou Reed1996-02-22
  108. 108 108. Kid Inventors, Sherry Stringfield, Don Henley1996-02-23
  109. 109 109. Fran Drescher, Shania Twain, George Miller1996-02-26
  110. 110 110. Dennis Hopper, Dave Chapelle, Pete Droge1996-02-27
  111. 111 111. Susan Sarandon, Rob Schneider, Mike Dahm1996-02-28
  112. 112 112. Kelsey Grammer, Victoria Abril, Allman Brothers1996-02-29
  113. 113 113. Robin Williams, Patsy Kensit, Spacehog1996-03-01
  114. 114 114. Sarah Jessica Parker, Treat Williams, Cowboy Junkies1996-03-04In mock tribute to HBO's ""The Late Shift,"" Dave throws baseballs at an archery target.
  115. 115 115. Nathan Lane, Steven Wright, Jann Arden1996-03-05
  116. 116 116. Stupid Human Tricks, Mira Sorvino, k.d. Lang1996-03-06
  117. 117 117. Dan Rather, Bonnie Hunt, The Tony Rich Project1996-03-07
  118. 118 118. Dana Carvey, Riverdance1996-03-08
  119. 119 119. Ricki Lake, William Shatner, Ray Romano1996-03-18Dave mentions that in between show tapings, an audience guy named Anthony sang ""My Way"" from the balcony. During the taping of this episode, however, Dave invites him to sing it
  120. 120 120. Mandy Patinkin, Tea Leoni, Collective Soul1996-03-19Dave stoically mentions that this will be the last night for the current set, and that it will be remodeled during the NCAA Tournament coverage. To commemorate this, at the end of
  121. 121 121. Barbara Walters, Halle Berry, Ray Charles1996-03-20As the Ed Sullivan Theater is being renovated, Dave hosts his show from the lobby with only 60 folding chairs set up for the audience. Fire Commissioner Howard Safir oversees the p
  122. 122 122. Phil Hartman, Rose Hamburger, The Band1996-03-26After a week of construction, the show's new ""Bridge"" set is unveiled. Dave quickly mentions that he ordered it from a catalog. Martha Stewart honors the occasion by hammering
  123. 123 123. George Foreman, Naomi Campbell, Tim McGraw1996-03-27Dave has an extra joke in the monologue, so he and Tony take it over to Conan O'Brien at NBC. Meanwhile, George Foreman breaks a pinata at Hello Deli, in celebration of the unveil
  124. 124 124. Don Johnson, Michelle Kwan, No Doubt1996-03-28Mailbag: Dave goes over to Yankee Stadium and steals home plate. Also, Dave chats with ""Cliff Sussman"" (Jay Johnson), the president of the New Set Fan Club, and No Doubt perform
  125. 125 125. Nick Turturro, Jenny McCarthy, Stone Temple Pilots1996-03-29Dana Carvey drops by and receives a piece of the set; The Usual Suspects star Kevin Spacey presents the Top Ten live via satellite; Alan Kalter stars in the new midseason replaceme
  126. 126 126. Mary Tyler Moore, Anna Paquin, Mark Knopfler1996-04-01Dave tricks young Oscar® winner Anna Paquin into getting in a magician's box, claiming he was going to show her a trick. Once he had her locked in, he took off her shoes and tickle
  127. 127 127. Bill Cosby, Anfernee Hardaway, Ray Wold1996-04-02After Dave promises that the Quiz Machine will never be seen on the show again, he brings out the ""Flagstar 3000,"" a cheap cardboard facade.
  128. 128 128. Elle MacPherson, Hank Azaria, Cassandra Wilson1996-04-03Anna Paquin returns to the show two days after the basketball challenge and donates her cash prize to charity. Also, Dave temporarily moves his show to public access, and Laurie D
  129. 129 129. Bill Maher, Michael Lomanaco, Jackson Browne1996-04-04CBS Mailbag: the Quiz Machine is destroyed (at last!) by a cab, while Tony Randall hides under Dave's desk to protect himself from the government.
  130. 130 130. David Hyde Pierce, Scott Thompson, Pulp1996-04-05Dave shows a clip of Marshall Sylver's infomercial, and throughout the night Dave attempts to hypnotize members of the staff. After Dave accidentally puts Biff in a daze, he call
  131. 131 131. Robert Duvall, Amy Brenneman, Tori Amos1996-04-08After miraculously surviving its attempted demise the previous week, the Quiz Machine is finally destroyed once and for all. Also, ten ballerinas present the Top Ten.
  132. 132 132. Tony Danza, Lucy Lawless, R. Kelly1996-04-09Dave begins a new contest: The town that sends the most valuable gifts will be the new Top Ten Home Office. Two huge glass tanks are displayed onstage, each for the two towns in co
  133. 133 133. Dan Aykroyd, Louis C.K., Sting1996-04-10
  134. 134 134. Luciano Pavarotti & Michael Bolton, David Schwimmer, Cynthia Rowley1996-04-11The Home Office Competition continues: Added to Wahoo's tank is a pizza, a T-shirt, and a birdhouse, while Grand Rapids adds a garment bag; Dave shows another episode of Alan Kalte
  135. 135 135. Tom Brokaw, Blue, Rosanne Cash1996-04-12Dave appears on the Times Square Jumbotron demanding presents; Dave and Fred Nigro go to Jersey to help with taxes, during which Dave recruits a citizen to stand in for him during
  136. 136 136. Joan Lunden, Nick Faldo, Jewel1996-04-22An audience member assists in the debut of the Slatstar 2000, while Brett Butler presents the Top Ten.
  137. 137 137. Mia Farrow, Janeane Garofalo, Hootie & the Blowfish1996-04-23Mia Farrow reveals that she's addicted to the internet. Carly Simon drops by in mid-interview, and later, both sit in with the CBS Orchestra, with Mia on tambourine and Carly on co
  138. 138 138. Samuel Jackson, Jeff Altman, Los Lobos1996-04-24Dave holds an impromptu auction, while Marshall Sylver hypnotizes more Late Show staffers.
  139. 139 139. Kids Telling Jokes, Chazz Palminteri, Celine Dion1996-04-25Wahoo vs. Grand Rapids, Day 9: Wahoo sends two kids, Jeff and Josh Price, to sit in their glass tank. Grand Rapids loses further ground by sending several non-living items. Also, A
  140. 140 140. Dana Carvey, Robin Quivers, Afghan Wigs1996-04-26In honor of the recent Sotheby's Auction that featured items once owned by John F. Kennedy, Biff comes stage on Jackie O's (alleged) riding lawnmower; in a pre-taped segment, Dave
  141. 141 141. Regis Philbin, Dave's Mom, Peter Berg1996-04-29Dorothy drops by to promote the cookbook that Dave's been plugging for the last two weeks, and she cooks him his favorite sandwich.
  142. 142 142. Barbara Walters, Anthony Clark, Van Morrison1996-04-30At the end of the monologue, a guy dressed up as an Olympic runner bolts across the stage, and later he paces around the backdrop. Also, comedian Anthony Clark promotes his new si
  143. 143 143. Jeff Goldblum, James Carville, Brooks & Dunn1996-05-01Tonight's ""What's On Other Channels"" segment includes ""Condom Testing,"" ""The Mexican Navy's New Battleship,"" and ""Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson Video.""
  144. 144 144. John Malkovich, Jake Johannsen, Pete Townshend1996-05-02Pat Farmer interrupts the monologue by walking in front of the camera; Marv Albert provides color commentary on tonight's CBS Mailbag; two guys spray each other with fuel at a gas
  145. 145 145. Rosie O'Donnell, Gwyneth Paltrow, Everclear1996-05-03The Home Office Contest is over: Wahoo is now the official home office of the Top Ten List, decimating Grand Rapids from the get-go. Also, Everclear performs ""Heartspark Dollarsi
  146. 146 146. Tom Hanks, Steve Young1996-05-06The Late Show begins a week in San Francisco as Mayor Willie Brown interrupts the show throughout the hour by offering Dave the key to the city, a loaf of sourdough bread, and a st
  147. 147 147. Paul Reiser, Jane Seymour, Keanu Reeves & Dogstar1996-05-07Frisco, Day 2: Dave gives a bouquet to a 95-year-old lady in the audience; Dave and football great Joe Montana tour the city, where they end up getting ""friendly"" in Alcatraz; Da
  148. 148 148. Stupid Pet Tricks, Dean Cain, Elvis Costello1996-05-08Frisco, Day 3: Sheila E. and Pete Escovido sit in; Dave shows off the 49ers shower curtain he has in the dressing room; Dave orders Rupert to harass people on the street; Dave invi
  149. 149 149. Eddie Murphy, Paul Doherty, Green Day1996-05-09From San Francisco: Three audience members receive free hams and souvenir cue cards; Joe Satriani sits in; Dave tells the seals at Fisherman's Wharf to shut up; the San Francisco G
  150. 150 150. Don Johnson, Jeremiah Tower, Alice in Chains1996-05-10Frisco, Day 5: The Alcatraz mock-up in the backdrop is subject to a jailbreak; Dave hangs out with a local hippie, thus introducing the world (not to mention fleeting fame) to one
  151. 151 151. Anjelica Huston, Paul Hogan, Natalie Merchant1996-05-13Dave quizzes the audience on his week in San Francisco, during which Gene Siskel runs onstage looking for Roger Ebert. Later in the show, he gives up on his search, then relaunche
  152. 152 152. Jon Stewart, Kirstin Dunst, Dog's Eye View1996-05-14Manny the Hippie gives his first live remote from San Francisco, as Dave asks him to give periodic reviews on current movies. Tonight, he reviews Twister, which he personally didn
  153. 153 153. Jeff Foxworthy, Flyball Dogs, Joan Osborne1996-05-15Junior Brown sits in, and Dave tries on his very unique hat. Also, a guy dressed up as Ronald McDonald gives Dave the Top Ten, and later he is found lying dead in the street.
  154. 154 154. Walter Cronkite, Harry Hill, Spin Doctors1996-05-16During Mailbag, Tony sits in for Dave while Dave sits in for Alan saying ""letter number two,"" which leads into a question about lawn care; comedian Harry Hill tells jokes about C
  155. 155 155. Helen Hunt, Dave Matthews Band1996-05-17For no apparent reason, Dave orders Tony to take a taxi; Manny the Hippie presents the Top Ten; a dentist checks out a weird whistling noise coming out of Dave's mouth when he spea
  156. 156 156. Fran Drescher, Brian Regan, Joan Jett1996-05-20Two audience guys go outside to monitor the temperature, and given their meteorological expertise, are ordered to stand next to a giant thermometer.
  157. 157 157. John Goodman, Norm MacDonald, Patty Loveless1996-05-21It's time for a new game called ""May We Turn Your Pants into Shorts?"" Dave is the first to mutilate his slacks, and is followed by Paul, Biff, John Goodman, and Norm MacDonald,
  158. 158 158. Stupid Human Tricks, Brett Butler, Al Green1996-05-22Dave shows a clip of his favorite moment from last night's show: Biff doing a quadruple take upon seeing Dave's slacks getting cut at the knee; Dave's contact lens fall out, so he
  159. 159 159. Leslie Nielsen, Daphne Zuniga, Bring in Da Funk1996-05-23Dave's jacket is stain by coffee, so he throws it into the balcony; an ""unknown guest"" crashes the show; Leslie Nielsen promotes Spy Hard.
  160. 160 160. Kid Inventors, Dennis Quaid, Seven Mary Three1996-05-24Dave and Conan O'Brien get ""Bob Dole Is Old"" jokes from the joke storeroom in the basement of the Ed Sullivan Theater. Also, Dave invites several staffers (including then-intern
  161. 161 161. Martin Short, Jimmy Vassar, Bryan Adams1996-06-03Live via satellite in San Francisco, Manny the Hippie reviews the film ""Spy Hard"": ""It's schwiggity schwag!"" Also, ""She Loves Me"" week begins with Martin Short, who performs
  162. 162 162. Nathan Lane, Daisy Fuentes, Mitch Fantel1996-06-04Dave invites customers from the Roy Rogers restaurant across the street into the theater to be checked for ticks; Dr. Sam Merrick declares them tick-free. Also, Day 2 of ""She Love
  163. 163 163. Diana Ross, George Wallace1996-06-05Diana Ross performs a variation of the song ""She Loves Me"" called ""He Loves Me,"" and while holding the final note, buys a soda at Hello Deli, gets a massage at a nearby spa, an
  164. 164 164. Matthew Broderick, Kim Delaney, Rent1996-06-06Dave tells a mean fat joke about Roger Ebert, and shortly afterwards the film critic calls Dave a bastard; four singers present the First Annual Late Show Salute to the Word ""Ass"
  165. 165 165. Rosie O'Donnell, Heather Matarazzo, Cracker1996-06-07The final day of celebrity ""She Loves Me"" performances takes place when Rosie O'Donnell sings, holds the last note, runs through the theater, grabs a soda at Hello Deli, gets a h
  166. 166 166. Siskel & Ebert, Andrew Shue, Dana Gould1996-06-10Biff attempts to learn how to fly; actor/soccer fanatic Andrew Shue introduces footage of him, Elizabeth Shue, and John Shue playing a pick-up game of his sport of choice.
  167. 167 167. Dennis Franz, Joe Queenan, Gloria Estefan1996-06-11In a piece of videotape footage that ""will disturb and shock you,"" Dave introduces clips of Bill Clinton singing ""Mustang Sally"" and Boris Yeltsin dancing.
  168. 168 168. Ben Stiller, Liv Tyler, Douglas Rodriguez1996-06-12Dave fools around with a hot glue gun, while up-and-coming actress Liv Tyler (daughter of Bebe Buell and Steven Tyler) promotes Stealing Beauty.
  169. 169 169. Danny Glover, Bobby Maley, Joey Kola1996-06-13Kenny Wayne Shepherd sits in; Dave points out that one of tonight's ""CBS Mailbag"" letter-writers is in the audience; during Mailbag, ""Ronald McDonald"" (Leonard) verbally abuses
  170. 170 170. Kelsey Grammer, Amber Valletta, Ozzy Osborne1996-06-14Dave bids farewell to one of his longtime staffers; Kelsey Grammer promotes ""Down Periscope""; Manny reviews The Cable Guy: ""Dank.""
  171. 171 171. Vanessa Williams, Jonathan Silverman, Lucile Treganowan1996-06-17Remote: Dave works the drive-thru at a Taco Bell in Jersey. Later, he chats with Lucille Treganowan, 66-year-old grandmother/hot rod guru. (correct synopsis)
  172. 172 172. Sarah Jessica Parker, Marv Albert, Lyle Lovett1996-06-18Some guy carrying the Olympic torch comes through to interrupt the monologue. Also, Dave recalls a fake Father's Day memory when his son ""Jimmy"" gave him an ashtray. Paul doubts
  173. 173 173. James Caan, Julie White, Patti Smith1996-06-19Biff recruits an audience member to get splashed in the face by a speeding taxi going over a puddle. Also, CBS head honcho ""Les Moonves"" discusses the CBS fall lineup, then sing
  174. 174 174. Pauly Shore, Gena Lee Nolin, Vince Gill1996-06-20In response to a CBS Mailbag letter that noticed a likeness between Inky Mendez and Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese is seen impersonating Anton Fig.
  175. 175 175. John Travolta, John Sayles, The Presidents of the United States of America1996-06-21Dave shows off a tick that has embedded itself into his suit, then shows more footage of him at Taco Bell. (correct synopsis)
  176. 176 176. Conan O'Brian, Eleanor Mondale, Blues Traveler1996-06-24
  177. 177 177. Bruce Willis, Christine Wilson, Jimmy Buffet1996-06-25
  178. 178 178. Jerry Van Dyke, Luke Perry, Fugees1996-06-26Jerry Van Dyke rides onstage on a mule; Luke Perry gives Dave his sideburns; The Fugees perform ""Fu-Gee-La.""
  179. 179 179. Cher, Shaquille O'Neal1996-06-27
  180. 180 180. Michael Keaton, Ving Rhames, Goo Goo Dolls1996-06-28Manny the Hippie reviews Striptease: ""Schwag."" Also, Creepy Dave drops by to ask Michael Keaton about human cloning.
  181. 181 181. Harry Connick, Jr., Josie Bisset1996-07-01
  182. 182 182. Will Smith, Demi Moore1996-07-02
  183. 183 183. Jeff Goldblum, Jonathan Katz, George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars1996-07-03Dave airs his first new July 3rd show since his morning show in 1980. During the ""Rejected FDA Products"" segment, Dave introduces ""Sherwin-Williams Fettucine in Paint."" Later
  184. 184 184. Kids Tell Jokes, Dan O'Brian, Brian Setzer Orchestra1996-07-04Mujibur and Sirajul stand on the roof, waiting for the fireworks in broad daylight; during Mailbag, ""Neil Diamond"" (Calvert) rouses the crowd with a smokin' rendition of ""Americ
  185. 185 185. Randy Quaid, Sheryl Swoopes, The Cure1996-07-05Dave switches places with an audience woman, and later she sits in with the band; Elaine Stritch storms onstage and chews out Dave; Randy Quaid promotes Independence Day.
  186. 186 186. Scottie Pippen, Prince, George Miller1996-07-08
  187. 187 187. Bill Pullman, JoAnn Ussery, Willie Nelson1996-07-09Dave points out that Paul is the co-musical director for the Olympic closing ceremonies; Biff keeps interrupting Dave; Dave chats with Joanne Ussery, a woman who lives in a renovat
  188. 188 188. Jack Hanna, Brent Spiner, Charlie Watts1996-07-10Manny the Hippie talks about his trip to Roswell, New Mexico, while The Charlie Watts Quintet (featuring Bernard Fowler) performs ""In a Sentimental Mood.""
  189. 189 189. Meg Ryan, Shaolin Monks, Garbage1996-07-11Dave shows a semi-embarrassing clip of Meg Ryan from her days on ""As The World Turns,"" featuring a ""young"" Paul Shaffer and Will Lee.
  190. 190 190. Bill Murray, MaliVai Washington, Wallflowers1996-07-12Dave tries to find the owner of car whose license plates read ""SO HAPPY,"" and later he shows footage of a Wheel of Fortune contestant screwing up the answer to a puzzle: ""Paul S
  191. 191 191. Margaret Colin, Lou Diamond Phillips, Wali Collins1996-07-15
  192. 192 192. Laurence Fishburne, Lea Thompson, Me'Shell Ndegeocello1996-07-16Dave continues to gloat over the Late Show's (alleged) title as Official Talk Show of the Summer Olympics, with abortive sports commentary by Anton; Laurence Fishburne promotes Fle
  193. 193 193. Michael J. Fox, Shelly Moquin, Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart1996-07-17Country legend Marty Stuart sits in, while a disgruntled alien (Gerard) comments on inaccuracies in the movie Independence Day.
  194. 194 194. Andie MacDowell, Bob Woodward, Paul Westerberg1996-07-18Dave discusses in length the show's embarrassment of Emmy riches this year (four nominations); the ""CBS Mailbag"" presents Dave's 10,000th ""Bob Dole is old"" joke; Dave receives
  195. 195 195. David Duchovny, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Sponge1996-07-19Leonard ""The Ronald McDonald Guy"" Tepper joins Rupert for another one of his hidden-mike remotes with Dave. Later, Jackie Joyner-Kersee promotes her new fitness book and upcomin
  196. 196 196. Danny DeVito, Amy VanDyken, Hootie & the Blowfish1996-08-05Dave welcomes the Gold Medal-winning U.S. Olympic Girl's Gymnastics Team (minus the injured Kerri Strug); during a ""New Products"" segment, Pat Farmer models a t-shirt made from v
  197. 197 197. Rhea Perlman, Dot Richardson, Reggie McFadden1996-08-06
  198. 198 198. Michael Johnson, Tom Arnold, Tracy Chapman1996-08-07Dave announces that the Late Show has its own version of ""The Real World,"" with Paul, Anton and Pat Farmer whining about their personal problems.
  199. 199 199. Dennis Miller, Mia Hamm, Butthole Surfers1996-08-08During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Secret Service Agents dance the Macarena; Dennis Miller promotes his new HBO talk show; Butthole Surfers perform ""Pepper.""
  200. 200 200. Dennis Hopper, Cheech Marin, Sex Pistols1996-08-09Dave brings up three girls from the audience, confiscates their gum, and sends them out to goof off in a nearby fountain; the Sex Pistols perform ""Pretty Vacant.""
  201. 201 201. Richard Simmons, Jerry O'Connell, Lionel Richie1996-08-12
  202. 202 202. Kevin Pollak, Diane Lane, Randy Travis1996-08-13
  203. 203 203. Ellen Barkin, Jackie Chan, Patti Rothberg1996-08-14
  204. 204 204. Dwight Gooden, Tom Selleck, George Jones1996-08-15Dave chats with Yankees pitcher Dwight ""Doc"" Gooden, who threw a no-hitter the night before.
  205. 205 205. Mike Wallace, Tom Dolan, Dave Attell1996-08-16Dave gives a ham to a man in the audience who correctly guessed his weight (158 lbs).
  206. 206 206. Marilu Henner, Alex Rodriguez, J.R. Havlen1996-08-19
  207. 207 207. Dennis Rodman, Susan Molinari, Neville Brothers1996-08-20
  208. 208 208. Angie Everhart, Mario Van Peebles, Beach Boys1996-08-21
  209. 209 209. James Carville, Ed Burns, Melissa Etheridge1996-08-22
  210. 210 210. Nathan Lane, Mara Wilson1996-08-23