Late Show with David Letterman S04E80 · Matt Dillon, Rebecca Ramijn, Cassandra Wilson

Air date: 1997-01-09

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Dave sends an audience babe out to get some snow, and throughout the night the show is interrupted by a three-way snowball war between Dave, Inky and Anton.

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  1. 1 1. Chuck Norris, Anthony Clark, Jewel1996-09-02Dave gives a ham to an audience member named Bud Perchinski, who later assumes control of one of the cameras. Later, Flea (from Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Jewel Kilcher perform a
  2. 2 2. Mira Sorvino, Vincent Perez, Beck1996-09-03
  3. 3 3. Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Colonel Ron Severson1996-09-04
  4. 4 4. Adam Sandler, David Cone, LeAnn Rimes1996-09-05Adam Sandler promotes Happy Gilmore; Yankees pitcher David Cone demonstrates ball-handling techniques.
  5. 5 5. Bill Cosby, Brian Williams, No Doubt1996-09-06It's the unofficial Three-Year Anniversary. (The count is 90 morning shows, 1810 Late Nights, and 654 Late Shows.) Dave shows some of his favorite clips, then goes door-to-door i
  6. 6 6. Jamie Lee Curtis, Pete Sampras, John Mellencamp1996-09-09
  7. 7 7. Jon Stewart, Marv Albert, Cranberries1996-09-10
  8. 8 8. Cybill Sheperd, Carl Coccilone, Ray Romano1996-09-11
  9. 9 9. Tom Brokaw, Natasha Henstridge, Fan Yang1996-09-12
  10. 10 10. John McEnroe, Illeana Douglas, 3111996-09-13
  11. 11 11. Tim Allen, Tyson Koenig, Suzanne Vega1996-09-16
  12. 12 12. Fran Drescher, Jesse Jackson, Travis Tritt1996-09-17
  13. 13 13. Bill Cosby, Kin-Jin Mark, A Tribe Called Quest1996-09-18
  14. 14 14. Goldie Hawn, Louie C.K.1996-09-19
  15. 15 15. Stupid Pet Tricks, Drew Barrymore, Tony Avena, Pearl Jam1996-09-20Dave scrambles to find something to fill the extra 16 minutes of his commerical-free show.
  16. 16 16. Sarah Jessica Parker, Andy Richter, Darrell Hammond1996-09-23
  17. 17 17. Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen King, Trisha Yearwood1996-09-24
  18. 18 18. William Baldwin, Jeff Gordon, Vince Gill1996-09-25
  19. 19 19. Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Berkley, Donna Lewis1996-09-26
  20. 20 20. Kirstie Alley, Matthew Broderick1996-09-27
  21. 21 21. Ricki Lake, Gillian Anderson, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers1996-09-30
  22. 22 22. Tom Hanks, Gina Gershon, Riverdance1996-10-01Sanborn's still sitting in; Paul appears in a Bob Dole campaign ad; Tom Hanks promotes ""That Thing You Do!""
  23. 23 23. Val Kilmer, Nicole Sullivan, ZZ Top1996-10-02It's Biff's 50th birthday, so Dave promotes his new PBS political roundtable chatfest, ""The Henderson Group."" Tonight's panelists: Biff, Dave, Paul, and ""outspoken liberal"" Pa
  24. 24 24. Julie Andrews, "Pee Wee" Scheidt, Dave Matthews Band1996-10-03Calvert plays Bob Dole's go-between; The Dave Matthews Band performs ""Crash Into Me.""
  25. 25 25. Wayne Gretzky, Jonathan Silverman, Tori Amos1996-10-04Referring to a current TV Guide that pays tribute to Dave's Suit of Alka Seltzer from his NBC days, Rupert Jee stands in a bowl of clam chowder.
  26. 26 26. Michael J. Fox, Jeanne Moreau, Ray Davies1996-10-071996: Dave shows a tape of Bob Dole blinking in the first presidential debate; Michael J. Fox gets a car for high school graduation (he didn't officially graduate until that Spring
  27. 27 27. Sam Donaldson, Spike Lee, Clint Black1996-10-08Clint Black sits in; the roof cam reveals campaign workers scuffling outside.
  28. 28 28. Samuel L. Jackson, Leela Rashon, Midnight Oil1996-10-09Dave searches for a new anchor for CBS-2 New York, and decides on a girl named Donna Hill. She makes several (bogus) news reports throughout the night.
  29. 29 29. Geena Davis, Peter Gallagher, Andy Kindler1996-10-101996: Three audience girls are given hams; Dave shows a (supposed) clip from tonight's Vice Presidential debate; Dave and Marv Albert point out another audience member who happens
  30. 30 30. George Foreman, Tom Everett Scott, Shawn Colvin1996-10-11During CBS Mailbag, Calvert appears as ""Derek the Cantankerous Wallaby""; guest George Foreman pulls a truck.
  31. 31 31. Cindy Crawford, Jack Hanna, Lyle Lovett1996-10-21Cindy Crawford walks onstage with heavy eye makeup, and Dave asks where she got her black eyes.
  32. 32 32. Rosie O'Donnell, Jon Favreau, Sheryl Crow1996-10-22
  33. 33 33. Jon Lovitz, Ken Olin, Enrique Iglesias1996-10-23Dave shows a poster that proves that Bob Dole's presidential campaign is doomed: ""For The Love of God, Don't Vote for Tubby."" Also, Calvert reports from the Game 1 of the Braves
  34. 34 34. Ted Danson, Claire Danes, Phil Collins1996-10-24
  35. 35 35. Jimmy Smits, John Leguizamo, Brian Regan1996-10-25Dave says goodnight halfway through the show and then leaves. Paul goes to search for Dave but gets distracted playing basketball. Dave is finally found guiding planes on the run
  36. 36 36. Joe Torre, Don Rickles, The Heads1996-10-28Dave salutes the 1996 World Champion New York Yankees and welcomes manager Joe Torre.
  37. 37 37. George Steinbrenner, Jeremy Piven, Chris Isaak1996-10-29Dave chats with redeemed Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, while Rupert launches the ""Deli of Terror.""
  38. 38 38. Isabella Rossellini, Garry Marshall, Bryn Terfel1996-10-30Bill Murray serves as the show's roving reporter, asking pedestrians outside about the upcoming national election. Also, Dave shows off his new, thinner haircut.
  39. 39 39. Jeff Foxworthy, Naomi Campbell, Jake Johannsen1996-10-31In honor of Halloween, Dave presents ""Biff the Headless Stage Manager""; the problem, though, is that Biff is dressed as a Thanksgiving pilgrim.
  40. 40 40. Stupid Human Tricks, Dana Carvey, Steven Wright1996-11-01""Friday Night on the Road"" begins in Beantown, as Michael Hirsch, aka ""The Bar,"" makes his stunning transformation from dorm geek to BMOC.
  41. 41 41. Mel Gibson, Christine Lahti, Joni Mitchell1996-11-04NYC Marathon winner Giacomo Leone runs through the set, while Mel Gibson presents ""Top Ten Lines You'll Never Hear Me, Mel Gibson, Say in a Movie.""
  42. 42 42. Marisa Tomei, James Carville, John Michael Montgomery1996-11-06It's the day after Election '96, so Dave tells his last ""Bob Dole is old"" joke. Also, Dave fidgets with his unusually long tie, while Calvert conducts exit polls.
  43. 43 43. Brett Butler, Gary Sinise, Bob McCoy1996-11-07During Mailbag, a viewer pleads for no more Dole jokes, so ""Bob Dole"" (Calvert) appears on stage and sings Lionel Richie's ""Say You, Say Me,"" a pop ditty which includes the imm
  44. 44 44. Bob Dole, Ted Koppel, Mary Chapin Carpenter1996-11-08Ten noteworthy anchormen appear in the top ten list while Dave chats with recently denied presidential candidate Bob Dole.
  45. 45 45. Jeff Bridges, Diane Sawyer, Bryan White1996-11-11It's the official 3rd Anniversary special, with clips and highlights from the past three seasons.
  46. 46 46. Marilu Henner, Kristin Scott Thomas, Alan Jackson1996-11-12Biff interrupts Dave's monologue ""just to be on TV;"" Kristen Scott Thomas plugs ‘The English Patient.""
  47. 47 47. Ron Howard, Patrick Ewing, Gene Catron1996-11-13Saxaphonist Joshua Redman sits in; Gene Catron performs a trick involving dominoes and a pool ball; Dave gives out candy.
  48. 48 48. Tony Randall, Wendy Liebman, Helena Bonham Carter1996-11-14Dave's artificial tooth comes loose, while Ed McMahon imitates Leonard Tepper's impression of the former ""Tonight Show"" sidekick.
  49. 49 49. Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Natalie Cole1996-11-15From Chicago: Paul meets his long-lost brother Matt Shaffer on ""Jerry Springer"" just as Dave was going to admit to being a transvestite. Also, Dave introduces ten citizens with
  50. 50 50. Sarah Ferguson, Derek Jeter, Reba McEntire1996-11-18Throughout the night, audience members walk onstage to tell jokes.
  51. 51 51. Heather Locklear, Sinbad, Tony Toni Tone1996-11-19Dave calls a desk jockey from across the street named Samantha Giafoni, asking for her opinion about Michael Jackson. After calling her, autumn leaves are dumped in her office.
  52. 52 52. Glenn Close, Marc Maron, Eriq LaSalle1996-11-20Glenn Close promotes the live-action remake of ""101 Dalmations.""
  53. 53 53. Phil Hartman, Bob Costas, Luther Vandross1996-11-21When Dave gives a ham to an audience guy, he gives him five more when he says it's going to a senior citizens' group. Soon enough, Biff practically gives him the whole store.
  54. 54 54. Kid Inventors, Will Smith, Jimmy Buffett1996-11-22Friday Night on the Road finishes in Miami, Florida. It's so hot in the Coconut Grove Playhouse that Dave strips off his suit and hosts the show in his khakis and t-shirt: ""This i
  55. 55 55. Lisa Kudrow, Delroy Lindo, Wynonna1996-11-25A ""News in Review"" segment is translated into Chinese, while Dave accidentally cuts himself while crawling under his desk.
  56. 56 56. Jeff Daniels, Dolly Parton1996-11-26John Popper of Blues Traveler sits in, and later he performs with Dolly Parton.
  57. 57 57. Martin Short, Scott Bryan, Rita Wilson1996-11-27Thanksgiving and the holidays are the topics du jour in the latest edition of ""Dave Talks to Kids.""
  58. 58 58. Lea Thompson, Natalie Portman, Stone Temple Pilots1996-11-28Gerard makes a cameo in the annual ""Thanksgiving Day Quiz,"" while Dorothy bakes cherry and hickory nut pies.
  59. 59 59. Teri Hatcher, Brent Spiner, Luscious Jackson1996-11-29After Dave offers a million dollars claiming that there's no such person named Sivareddy Gotike, whose letter was read on the CBS Mailbag the week before, Sivareddy appears on the
  60. 60 60. John Cleese, Martha Stewart, David Copperfield1996-12-09Biff gives out hams to the audience during the second-ever appearance of ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Martha Stewart shows Dave how to make a scented wreath.
  61. 61 61. Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern, Gloria Estefan1996-12-10Dave announces he's #45 on TV Guide's greatest stars list; after interviewing Nicole Kidman, Dave is dyspeptic and demands a roll of Tums®; the roof cam reveals Santa dumping a cor
  62. 62 62. Kenneth Branaugh, Bonnie Hunt, Counting Crows1996-12-11Dave calls the corner pay phones, but no one answers. He finally steps outside and tells anyone to pick up the phone. After some guy named Phil answers it, Dave has to scream at hi
  63. 63 63. James Woods, Bob Odenkirk, Counting Crows1996-12-121996: Two merchant marines do push-ups onstage; Dave and Paul reprise the roles of their alter egos, Gator and Skunk; Leonard Tepper performs in the Late Show ""kid's nativity play
  64. 64 64. Albert Brooks, Beavis & Butthead, Neil Diamond1996-12-13Skunk and Gator hang out in the green room; Beavis and Butthead plug their upcoming movie; Paul performs an original holiday number.
  65. 65 65. Drew Barrymore, Mathias Pakula, Faith Hill1996-12-16Somebody named Matias Paluka is interviewed by Dave, then does a weather forecast.
  66. 66 66. Andie MacDowell, Jimmie Walker, Rhett Atkins1996-12-17Tony sits in the audience, while Rupert shows Dave a ""Tickle Me Giuliani"" doll.
  67. 67 67. Harry Connick Jr., Walter Cronkite1996-12-18Mayor Giuliani shows up to put an apple on the Christmas tree, then gets in on a few pictures with Dave, Paul, and two audience members. Also, hockey great Gordie Howe calls Dave.
  68. 68 68. Richard Simmons, Neve Campbell, Dave Matthews Band1996-12-19During a ""New for Christmas"" segment, Biff is nearly injured by a motorized hula hoop; Neve Campbell promotes ""Scream.""
  69. 69 69. Billy Crystal, Cuba Gooding Jr., Darlene Love1996-12-20Dave hugs a male audience member; fake snow falls on the backdrop, then on the audience; Darlene Love (featuring Bette Sussman) continues her holiday tradition of singing ""Christm
  70. 70 70. John Travolta, Julianna Marguiles, St. Luke's Bottle Band1996-12-23Midway through Dave's interview with ""Michael"" star John Travolta, the buxom president of John's fan club gets a hug and an autograph.
  71. 71 71. Nathan Lane, Kelly Preston, Rich Hall1996-12-26
  72. 72 72. Jane Pauley, Robert Pastorelli, Blues Traveler1996-12-27John Popper of Blues Traveler sits in, while Biff gives dating tips.
  73. 73 73. Mary Tyler Moore, Jerry O'Connell, Oseola McCarty, Deana Carter1996-12-30Calvert DeForest is live at Times Square as the show is taped hours earlier. Tom Arnold appears again on New Year's Eve, this time without Roseanne.
  74. 74 74. Tom Arnold, Kamarr, Joe Queenan1996-12-31Calvert DeForest is live at Times Square as the show is taped hours earlier; Tom Arnold appears again on New Year's Eve, this time without Roseanne; Biff gets scissors from Dave to
  75. 75 75. Alec Baldwin, Cast of Chicago1997-01-02Dave introduces an audience member named Tara to Alec Baldwin; Dave shows a drawing of him in a 70's-era leisure suit; from the hit Broadway revival ""Chicago,"" Bebe Neuwirth and
  76. 76 76. Courtney Cox, Lee Marek, Damon Hill1997-01-03During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks what Dave did for New Year's. Dave flashes back to a wild night with a bunch of fabulous babes, while Paul brings him back to earth, and Dave fla
  77. 77 77. Kids Tell Jokes, Tracey Ullman, B.B. King1997-01-06BB King sits in; Dave accidentally tears up the Top Ten blue card, so he reads the list via teleprompter; Tracey Ullman promotes her new HBO show, ""Tracey Takes On...""
  78. 78 78. Ray Liotta, Norm MacDonald1997-01-07Dave swipes Tony's gum, which he had tried to hide on top of one of the cameras. Also, Rupert of Hello Deli is pitted against Amando of Stage Deli in a little competition called "
  79. 79 79. Woody Harrelson, Jackie Chan, John Pizzarelli1997-01-08Dave fondly looks back at the one-year anniversary of ""El Blizzardo,"" then does a spit take with Windex®. Also, Woody Harrelson plugs hemp products and The People vs. Larry Flin
  80. 80 80. Matt Dillon, Rebecca Ramijn, Cassandra Wilson1997-01-09Dave sends an audience babe out to get some snow, and throughout the night the show is interrupted by a three-way snowball war between Dave, Inky and Anton.
  81. 81 81. Eddie Murphy, Dwight Yoakam, Veronica Paridee1997-01-10An audience member celebrating her birthday dances onstage; Inky threatens to throw a rock at Dave; Dave chats with a nine-year-old girl that delivered her baby brother in a stuck
  82. 82 82. Kevin Spacey, Madeline Kahn, Harry Hill1997-01-13Dave deems the show to be such a success that he announces the production of four spin-offs, ""Rupert Touches Meat,"" ""Leonard's Candid Camera,"" ""Kenny's Baywatch"" (with the st
  83. 83 83. Penelope Ann Miller, Skeet Ulrich, BR5-491997-01-14It's time for another Late Show experiment: ""Who Will Get Kicked Out of TGIF's Sooner, a Shirtless Guy or a Guy with Ten Dogs?"" Answer: the shirtless guy. Later, Dave instructs
  84. 84 84. Chris O'Donnell, Debbie Reynolds, Yo Yo Ma, Edgar Meyer, Mark O'Conner1997-01-15Dave shows QVC footage of a Cabbage Patch Bill Clinton doll eating French fries; Actor Chris O'Donnell does a Stupid Human Trick; the drama class from Calhoun High School re-enacts
  85. 85 85. Tom Selleck, Art Donovan, Babyface1997-01-16Paul shows a clip of his new home video ""The Late Show Made Easy,"" while ""Know Your Cuts of Meat"" makes its debut on ""Know Your Current Events.""
  86. 86 86. Kevin Kline, Kevin Sorbo, Kevin Brennan1997-01-17It's an ""All Kevin Spectacular"" as Kevin Kline, Kevin Sorbo, and Kevin Brennan guest on the show. The closing credits on the show include all staffers named Kevin (Kevin Burnett,
  87. 87 87. David Schwimmer, Carmen Electra, Sheryl Crow1997-01-27Alan interrupts the monologue to comment on yesterday's Packers-Patriots Super Bowl; an audience member receives Dave's autograph; Calvert reports from New Orleans, where football
  88. 88 88. Tony Danza, Desmond Howard, Helena Bonham Carter1997-01-28Biff presides over another segment of ""What They Would Have Had for Lunch If They Were Still Alive."" Tonight, Lorne Greene: ""a BLT."" Also, Tony Williams sits in on drums, while
  89. 89 89. Dan Rather, Jane Leeves, Tori Amos1997-01-29Dave calls up an audience guy to meet Tori Amos, but he has to frisk him first.
  90. 90 90. Matthew Perry, Natasha Lyonne, Jewel1997-01-30Dave shows a promo of ""Rupert Jee's Private Parts,"" a spoof of the upcoming Howard Stern movie. Amongst those who participate in this parody are Rupert, Leonard, and ""Paul Shaf
  91. 91 91. Rhea Perlman, Ray Ramano, Ice Cube1997-01-31
  92. 92 92. Stupid Human Tricks, Elle MacPherson, Charles Barkley1997-02-03Dave celebrates a decade and a half in late night television by introducing some of his favorite Stupid Human Tricks. Later, he chats with basketball star Charles Barkley.
  93. 93 93. Isabella Rossellini, Billy Bob Thorton, Tokyo Shock Boys1997-02-04In honor of the re-release of the entire Star Wars trilogy, Dave moves his coffee mug with a little help from ""the force""; Billy Bob Thornton promotes his Academy Award-nominate
  94. 94 94. Fran Drescher, Eva Herzigova, Tony Bennett1997-02-05Flugelhorn great Al Chez sits in with the band, while Leonard appears in a educational film about the First Thanksgiving.
  95. 95 95. Pierce Brosnan, Lance Alstodt, Brian Regan1997-02-06Know Your Current Events: Dave promises an audience participant named Brian (who Dave keeps calling ""Larry"") that if he can kick a field goal outside, he can sit onstage. Brian h
  96. 96 96. Brett Favre, David Spade, Silverchair1997-02-07Mailbag: Paul appears in a commercial for ""Uncle Dave's Non-Alcoholic Gin."" Also, Dave and Green Bay Packers QB Brett Farve throw footballs into cabs, and David Spade promotes h
  97. 97 97. Stupid Pet Tricks, Brett Butler, Fugees1997-02-10In a remote featuring Dave talking to various fan club presidents, a swordfight breaks out between the ""Cats"" and ""Star Wars"" fans. Also, Bob Borden professes his love to a di
  98. 98 98. Sarah Jessica Parker, Geoffrey Rush, Barry Manilow1997-02-11Dave ponders another one of his deep thoughts: ""How Long Can a Guy Spin a Revolving Door Before Somebody Stops Him?"" It takes 40 minutes and 6 seconds before security escorts the
  99. 99 99. Richard Harris, Siskel & Ebert, Far East Circus1997-02-12Throughout the night, Biff, Pat and Kenny recreate scenes from Academy Award-nominated films, including ""The English Patient"" and ""Jerry McGuire."" The gag comes to an abrupt e
  100. 100 100. Peter O'Toole, Salma Hayek, Jazz Passengers1997-02-13Dave brags that he had an incredible Valentine's Day last year, until Paul persuades him to admit that he spent it watching TV with an amorous Leonard. Also, the Jazz Passengers (
  101. 101 101. Sarah Ferguson, Allan Weimerskirch, Patti Smith1997-02-14Marv Albert is credited with six seperate appearances tonight, thus raising his total on the show to an even one hundred. Later, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, promotes her
  102. 102 102. Tom Brokaw, Laura Linney, BLACKstreet1997-02-17Two weeks before, NBC denied Dave permission to use clips from his old show. So tonight, Tom Brokaw arrives and offers Dave a crumpled-up videotape from Late Night with David Lette
  103. 103 103. Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Jeff Gordon1997-02-18The outside cam goes to Joe G's to launch production of the quickie movie ""Space Volcano""; Bruce Willis murders Mujibur and Sirajul; Demi Moore shows up with 15 dogs as a gift fo
  104. 104 104. Michael J. Fox, Jon Voight, The Wallflowers1997-02-19Throughout the night, various civilians tell jokes about their jobs, while Dave admits that he has fallen in love with this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
  105. 105 105. Julie Andrews, Doug E. Doug, The Amazing Jonathan1997-02-20The latest edition of ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video"" takes place entirely at Hello Deli, while ""Cosby"" star Doug E. Doug does standup.
  106. 106 106. Tony Randall, Juliette Binoche, David Brenner1997-02-21Frequent CBS Mailbag contributor Jerry Scales appears in the audience and is given a roast chicken made of Nyquil. Also, Tony Randall talks about becoming a parent for the first t
  107. 107 107. Bill Cosby, David Hacker, Tina Turner1997-02-24On the three-year anniversary of his memorable first appearance on the Late Show, super-bowler Dick Weber rolls one strike after another out on 53rd Street. Later, he and Bill Cos
  108. 108 108. Mia Farrow, Anne Heche, Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach1997-02-25James Cotton sits in; while pedestrians footrace against each other over on 54th and Broadway.
  109. 109 109. Howard Stern, Valeria Mazza, Porno for Pyros1997-02-26Leonard Tepper is live at Madison Square Garden, annoying participants at this year's Grammy Awards. He closes the segment by calling Dave a jackass.
  110. 110 110. Pauly Shore, Merrill Markoe, Celine Dion1997-02-27Dave shows outtakes of Leonard's Grammy report, and then gets thrown out of a taping of ""Wheel of Fortune"" by a security guard resembling Bill DeLace.
  111. 111 111. Bill Pullman, Richard Lewis, Lyle Lovett & Randy Newman1997-02-28Trumpeter Al Chez sits in; the ""First Annual Biff Henderson Award"" goes to a much-serving Biff; Randy Newman and Lyle Lovett perform ""You've Got a Friend In Me.""
  112. 112 112. Jon Stewart, Debi Mazar, Duncan Sheik1997-03-03Dave comments on ""El Blizzardo Diablo,"" a raining snowstorm that practically has New York City in a standstill. Also, Dave and Paul participate in a cutthroat battle of putdowns
  113. 113 113. Robin Quivers, Adam Arkin, James1997-03-04Dave points out that the wet snow of yesterday's ""El Blizzardo Diablo"" has already melted and/or evaporated. Also, Adam Arkin promotes the upcoming made-for-TV movie Not In This
  114. 114 114. Chevy Chase, Mary McCormack, Phish1997-03-05During ""Rejected Commercial Characters,"" jokes are translated for a select audience onstage from English to Japanese.
  115. 115 115. Kids Tell Jokes, Mary Steenburgen, Ray Wold1997-03-06Bluesman Keb' Mo sits in; Dave and Paul shill a new sleeping enhancer called EclipseQuil; ""pyrotechnic madman"" Ray Wold blows up stuff and somehow avoids burning himself.
  116. 116 116. Ted Danson, Famke Janssen, Mitch Hedburg1997-03-07CBS Mailbag: Jerry Scales asks, ""What do viewers miss?"" Gerard Mulligan comes out in costume as ""A 50-year-old guy dressed like Zorro."" Also, The Biff Henderson Players present
  117. 117 117. Howard Stern, Ray Ramano, Chieftains1997-03-17Sean Pelton sits in for Anton, while Howard Stern promotes his new movie.
  118. 118 118. Martin Short, Larenz Tate, Kodo1997-03-18The camera fixates on a guy in the audience with a gigantic gut with DAVE written on it. Also, Martin Short does another musical number, with a final note so extended that he leav
  119. 119 119. Cindy Crawford, Robert Townsend, Chris Whitley1997-03-19The Late Show Current Events Singers take on Clinton's recent leg injury, then performs some sort of a cappella apology to Cindy Crawford.
  120. 120 120. Mike Myers, Sophie Marceau, Alison Krauss1997-03-25Today's burning question: ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get into a Coffee Shop?"" All 23 guys that volunteered get in, and they are later joined by a geeky audience member fro
  121. 121 121. Marv Albert, Anthony LaPaglia, Big Head Todd & the Monsters1997-03-26In honor of his birthday, former president Thomas Jefferson is seen skydiving over the city, followed shortly by William McKinley and Paul Shaffer.
  122. 122 122. Teri Garr, George Stephanopolous, Amanda Marshall1997-03-27Dave announces that today is Tony Mendez' 60th birthday, even though he's only 52; Dave orders Anton to fetch him some coffee; a man-on-the-street segment dissects tonight's ""Top
  123. 123 123. Marilu Henner, Marlon Wayans, The Cardigans1997-03-28Mailbag: Alan has an announcer sitting in with him, only to realize he's not his intern but his willing replacement. Meanwhile, Academy Award winner Billy Bob Thornton (live via s
  124. 124 124. Bryant Gumbel, Kadeem Hardison, Bandbaz Brothers1997-03-31Songwriter Jimmy Webb sits in, and throughout the night the band plays his songs; Dave shows a tape of Rob Burnett's daughter being scared to death by Daddy as the Easter Bunny; Da
  125. 125 125. Tara Lipinsky, Margaret Colin, Nanci Griffith1997-04-01Dave calls a pay phone on Broadway, and then calls in a guy from Jersey named Rocky to tell the first ""Mets suck"" joke of the season. Also, Biff gives a pep talk to some grade-s
  126. 126 126. Dan Akroyd, David Kruithoff, Cyndi Lauper1997-04-02A man claiming to be Paul's brother Kenny sits in the audience, while amateur dentist David Kriuthoff fidgets with a special camera that can go inside the mouth.
  127. 127 127. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Brad Garrett, Chris Fonseca1997-04-03""Colin Dunner"" (Gerard), the lead dancer in the Broadway hit ""Riverdance"" promotes his new videotape ""Riverdancin' to the Oldies."" Also, Will Lee demonstrates how to play a
  128. 128 128. John Cusak, Liv Tyler, David Bowie1997-04-04Mailbag: a man on the street is decapitated by a giant, renegade blue card. Also, Pat Farmer introduces his new segment ""Live Action Editorial Cartoon."" Tonight's piece: ""Busti
  129. 129 129. Anthony Clark, Joan Lunden, Eryka Badu1997-04-07Dave says he's discovered he's been combing his hair wrong, so he fidgets with it throughout the show. Also, Zahshu, the ""World's Only Performing Hippo,"" rolls over and begs.
  130. 130 130. Norm MacDonald, Justine Bateman, Trace Adkins1997-04-08""How Many Guys in a Bunny Suit Can Get Into H&R Block?"" Only two, until both are kicked out. Right after the first commercial break, Biff then tries to get in wearing a dog suit
  131. 131 131. Charles Grodin, David Alan Grier, Matthew Sweet1997-04-09In a running gag that was started two nights before (in homage to something that appeared occasionally on Late Night), Zahshu, ""The World's Only Performing Goldfish,"" develops a
  132. 132 132. Tom Arnold, Bernie Williams, Bush1997-04-10
  133. 133 133. Kelsey Grammar, Jake Johannsen, Tracy Chapman1997-04-11Champion weightlifter Magnus Vermagnusson lifts various objects, including Mujibur and Sirajul; Dave comments on his upcoming 50th birthday; Zhushi ""The World's Only Performing Do
  134. 134 134. Martin Mull, Alicia Witt, Mary J. Blige1997-04-21Marv Albert interviews accountants, then shows a blooper real along side it; Dave notices that Tony is holding cue cards with gloves on; ""Pat Farmer's Live-Action Political Cartoo
  135. 135 135. Katie Couric, Roma Downey, INXS1997-04-22Dave finds a patron named Bob Reedy, in Joe G's Pizza to star in another fake film epic, the Anaconda spoof ""Snakequest 2000."" Quote Dave: ""For the love of god, it's a giant sna
  136. 136 136. Tony Randall, Steven Weber, Wilco1997-04-23Allen Toussant sits in; Dave announces that in honor of the recent media hoopla over Ellen DeGeneres, the Late Show will now be ""more gay""; Wilco performs ""Someone Else's Song."
  137. 137 137. Lisa Kudrow, Umberto Buccigrossi, Verve Pipe1997-04-24Biff announces that if Lyndon Johnson were alive today, he would've had a roast beef sandwich for lunch. Also, The Verve Pipe performs ""The Freshman.""
  138. 138 138. Stupid Human Tricks, Rosie Perez, John Hiatt1997-04-25On a special Indianapolis-themed night on the Late Show, Dorothy interrupts a comedy bit to give Dave a hug, while Reggie Miller presents the Top Ten.
  139. 139 139. Kurt Russell, Sinbad, Paula Cole1997-04-28Rupert Jee drops by to make an important announcement: ""America, I am a lesbian."" This inspires Regis to walk over and give him a hug.
  140. 140 140. Robin Williams, Tanya Tucker1997-04-29Dave shows a clip from the latest Charlie Brown Special: Charlie Brown declares, ""I think I'm a lesbian."" Also, two dorky audience members help wash a cab outside the theater, t
  141. 141 141. Alec Baldwin, Joey Lauren Adams, Indigo Girls1997-04-30It's ""Awards Night"" on the Late Show, as throughout the night Biff presents Gordie Howe with the Stanley Cup, Walter Payton with the Super Bowl Trophy, Bobby Allison with the Har
  142. 142 142. Garry Shandling, Luke Perry, Wendy Liebman1997-05-01Wendy Liebman discusses mammograms, while Luke Perry rappels off the side of the theater.
  143. 143 143. Roseanne, Justin Miller, Chuck Berry1997-05-02In honor of tonight's audience (all residents of St. Louis and its suburbs), the backdrop is altered to show the city's skyline; Dave shows live footage of the Mets/Cardinals game
  144. 144 144. Bruce Willis, Elizabeth Hurley, Maxwell1997-05-05Dave dumps the show early yet again, and after searching high and low in Manhattan, Biff finally finds him demonstrating knife tricks at Benihana's.
  145. 145 145. John Goodman, Kathleen Quinlan, Hanson1997-05-06""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get into a Fountain?"" Only about six, as the men in costume are thrown out of Central Park by the NYPD. After the first commercial break, John G
  146. 146 146. Mike Myers, Danny Aiello, Crossbows of Death1997-05-07Tony Mendez does the Watusi; Biff announces that if Burt Lancaster were alive today, he would've had cream of mushroom soup and a tuna fish sandwich for lunch; stuntmen Ross and El
  147. 147 147. Billy Crystal, Kristen Johnson, Bee Gees1997-05-08Rupert stars in a parody of those financial-success tapes that they sell in infomercials, while Kirsten Johnston promotes the 3-D season finale of Third Rock from the Sun.
  148. 148 148. Ricki Lake, Kirby Puckett, Soul Asylum1997-05-09With tonight's audience being from the Twin Cities, Dave makes them feel at home by having a faux snow fall in the theater. Also, the Top Ten home office is temporarily relocated
  149. 149 149. Cybil Shepard, Darrell Hammond, Linda Eder1997-05-12Tonight, Dave promises to show things that have never been on television before, including Marv Albert dancing with a giant squirrel, a gay man kissing a lesbian, and Biff playing
  150. 150 150. Andy Garcia, George Foreman, Travis Tritt1997-05-13Dancers from Riverdance make a return appearance on the show. Actually, they're staff writers Gerard Mulligan and Eric Kaplan, Leonard Tepper, and financial wiz/Dave buddy Jim Pete
  151. 151 151. David Hyde Pierce, Dana Delany, Spice Girls1997-05-14In honor of Late Show's 800th episode, Dave introduces ""Where Are They Now?"" pieces describing the whereabouts of Bernie Kopell, Howie Mandel, Olivia Newton-John, and Bill Clinto
  152. 152 152. Helen Hunt, Susie Maroney, Jeffery Tambor1997-05-15Late Show airs its second and last installment of Peanuts, as Lucy once again foils Charlie Brown's attempt to kick a football: ""Never mess around with a gangsta bitch.""
  153. 153 153. Stupid Pet Tricks, Jeff Goldblum, Foo Fighters1997-05-16With tonight's audience representing Denver, Colorado, Dave interrupts the monologue to introduce an audience guy who ends up proposing to his girlfriend. Later in the show, Jeff
  154. 154 154. Meg Ryan, Lance Henriksen, Mary Chapin-Carpenter1997-05-19Biff brings out a Billy goat that supposedly won the Kentucky Derby last weekend; Dave leaves the show to play for the New York Yankees, then goes on a half-hearted tirade when he'
  155. 155 155. Barbara Walters, Ida Doggett, God's Property with Kirk Franklin1997-05-20After showing past clips of disastrous attempts at stuffing guys in rabbit outfits inside various locales, Dave announces that it's time to play ""How Many Sailors Can Get into a N
  156. 156 156. Richard Simmons, Kelly Preston, Toad the Wet Sprocket1997-05-21It's time yet again for ""What They Would Have for Lunch if They Were Alive Today"" with Biff Henderson. The celebrity: Dean Martin. The lunch: mac n' cheese.
  157. 157 157. Matthew Broderick, Nicole Sullivan, Savion Glover & Stomp1997-05-22""Steven Spielberg"" (Gerard) brags out his new movie The Lost World, while Savion Glover performs a tap dance solo from the hit musical ""Stomp.""
  158. 158 158. Jason Alexander, Griffin Dunne, Sammy Hagar1997-05-23Mailbag: a horrific freak accident turns Rupert into the mysterious ""Dr. Meat."" Also, Jason Alexander promotes Love! Valour! Compassion!
  159. 159 159. Elle MacPherson, Vince Vaughn, Jewel1997-06-02Remote on the 14th Floor: Late Show staffers Eric Stangel, Matt Roberts, Bob Borden, Rodney Munoz, Christian Breheney, and Eric Kaplan relate their Prom Nightmares while eating in
  160. 160 160. Michael Richards, Rick Reynolds, Steve Winwood1997-06-03Customer Bob Barrett from Joe's Pizza is invited into the theater to act in the monster movie spectacular ""Ghost Dinosaur '97,"" co-starring Mujibur and Sirajul as ""Dinosaur #1""
  161. 161 161. Bill Cosby, Elaine Cunningham, Squirrel Nut Zippers1997-06-04The squash family is represented tonight by a visit from Elaine Cunningham, ""The Zucchini Lady""; Bill Cosby talks about his various medications.
  162. 162 162. Alicia Silverstone, Andy Dick, John Fogerty1997-06-05
  163. 163 163. Farrah Fawcett, John Fogerty1997-06-06Promoting an upcoming TV special, Farrah Fawcett walks out in a boozy daze, complimenting Dave for the view of the skyline when it's really a backdrop, then crawls around and makes
  164. 164 164. Harrison Ford, Steven Wright, Dave Matthews Band1997-06-09Biff reports from the NBA Finals in Salt Lake City; Dave makes his usual joke about buying his first car at Harrison Ford in Indiana; Dave Matthews Band performs ""Too Much.""
  165. 165 165. Isabella Rossellini, Dave Chapelle, Bono & Larry Mullen1997-06-10Dave shows an altered clip of President Clinton admitting his dislike for cloning, and later Dave is once again visited by ""the lovely Is-a-bella Ros-sell-ini.""
  166. 166 166. Jon Stewart, Susan Molinari, Seven Mary Three1997-06-11Dave turns the hose on pedestrians outside the theater; Jaleel ""Urkel"" White helps ""Les Moonves"" promote CBS' fall lineup; Seven Mary Three performs ""Lucky.""
  167. 167 167. Tom Brokaw, Janeane Garafolo, Sheryl Crow1997-06-12Tom Brokaw explains why he turned down an offer to leave NBC for CNN: ""Same as you with CBS: more money, smaller audience."" Also, Sheryl Crow performs ""A Change (Will Do You Go
  168. 168 168. John Travolta, Grant Hill, Sinead O'Connor1997-06-13Mailbag: ""Farrah Fawcett"" (Calvert) explains her behavior from last week. Also, Kenny ""The Quick-Witted Stagehand"" Sheehan makes his 1000th TV appearance, which is followed by
  169. 169 169. George Carlin, Nick Chinlund, James Taylor1997-06-16Paul is introduced as ""Radu,"" then shows Dave a Happy Meal toy that looks just like him. Also, Dave hides in an apartment, harassing delivery people as they come and go.
  170. 170 170. Kathy Ireland, Jeremy Holz, Michael Story1997-06-17A new challenge: ""Who Can Hail a Cab First""- a pantsless Mets fan or a pantless Yankees fan? For once, the Mets win the big one.
  171. 171 171. Matt Lauer, Ruthie Bolton-Holifield, Mighty Mighty Bosstones1997-06-18Dave gives an audience woman a ham just for being Polish; several members of the cast of Cats go inside FlashDancers; Alan Kalter promotes ""Late Show: The Game""; The Mighty Might
  172. 172 172. Julia Roberts, Jon Bon Jovi1997-06-19Julia Roberts is treated to a clip of her first appearance on Letterman from 1990, only to watch the clip blackened out by NBC. Also, Jon Bon Jovi performs ""Janie, Don't Take You
  173. 173 173. Siskel & Ebert, Dermot Mulroney, King Charles Troupe1997-06-20""Riverdancers"" Gerry Mulligan, Mike McIntee, Eric Kaplan, and Jim Peterson amaze and delight the studio audience and the home viewers in response to a letter in the CBS Mailbag.
  174. 174 174. Marilu Henner, Doug E. Doug, Johnny Lang1997-06-23Anton is introduced as ""Anton Zip""; Dave shows the audience a chart of who's permitted to be on the show and who isn't; in tonight's remote, Dave goes to a private school in Manh
  175. 175 175. Nick Turturro, Daisy Fuentes, Motley Crue1997-06-24The outside cam heads to Joe G's looking for a guy to write a theme song for, where they stumble across Brian and his girlfriend. Also, Dave takes the audience outside to watch Mo
  176. 176 176. Peter Fonda, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Ricki Lee Jones1997-06-25It's 91 degrees outside, so Biff decides to watch ice melt on the street.
  177. 177 177. Brian Williams, Diane Cannon, Gil Shaham1997-06-26A flying saucer heckles Dave from the backdrop, while Dyan Cannon promotes Out to Sea and makes friendly with Dave.
  178. 178 178. Martin Lawrence, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah McLachlan1997-06-27Dave declares a guy named Jeff as ""Captain of the Audience,"" helping the host out with menial tasks such as helping present the Top Ten and keeping the audience awake. Also, fil
  179. 179 179. Will Smith, Heidi Klum, Brad Byers1997-06-30Bowling great Dick Weber sits in with the band; Calvert kicks someone in the nether regions for the shear fun of it; Dave and Paul trade faces.
  180. 180 180. Jason Priestly, Patricia Richardson, The Cicadas1997-07-01Dave gets two girls at a nearby cafe to help celebrate Canada Day with Canada Dry®, which gets delivered by a Mountie; to continue a running gag started the previous night, bowler
  181. 181 181. Tom Arnold, Mitchell Libonati, Blur1997-07-02During the ""Supermarket Finds"" segment, Dave takes a sample of something called ""White Fungus"" and spits it out; another bowling great (Marshall Holman) sits in with the band o
  182. 182 182. Evander Holyfield, Lee Marek, Sarah Silverman1997-07-03Dave talks about the a new unauthorized autobiography of Martha Stewart; tonight's guest bowler is Hall of Famer Carmen Salvino; Dave appears in a 50's-style cigarette ad; Evander
  183. 183 183. Martin Short, Manny the Hippie, Fang Fang1997-07-04Pro bowler Nelson Burton, Jr. sits in; during Mailbag, Tom Arnold bits his own ear off; Manny the Hippie resurfaces; for the second year in a row, Dave sends audience members from
  184. 184 184. Don Rickles, Brendan Fraser, En Vogue1997-07-14Dave shows off his new, shorter haircut; an audience member sings the theme song from Grease; Tim Allen presents the Top Ten.
  185. 185 185. Tim Robbins, Jackie Chan, Shawn Colvin1997-07-15It's a balmy 97 degrees outside, so Biff fries an egg on the sidewalk, later adding bacon and toast.
  186. 186 186. Mary Tyler Moore, Querbe Tirmizi, Matchbox 201997-07-16Dave interviews NYC taxi driver Querbe Tirmizi, who returned $30,000 he found in his cab.
  187. 187 187. Nathan Lane, Robey Morgan, Third Eye Blind1997-07-17Dave begins a month-long campaign to run into the ground his current favorite phrase: ""Something from the meat case, Linda?"" Also, Dave, Tony Randall, and a dozen or so triple-na
  188. 188 188. Robert Pastorelli, Craig Kilborn, Live1997-07-18
  189. 189 189. Pauly Shore, Leslie Mann, Puff Daddy1997-07-21Dave congratulates Paul on being #6 on the Forbes 500; Biff and Eric Kaplan explain how they make Dave's coffee mug levitate; Sean ""Puff Daddy"" Combs, Faith Evans, and 112 perfor
  190. 190 190. Kids Tell Jokes, Mario Andretti, John Hiatt1997-07-22It's time once again for ""King of the Meats,"" the mano-a-mano kosher competition between Rupert of Hello Deli and Amando Vasquez of the nearby Stage Deli. Amando sweeps the thre
  191. 191 191. John Turturro, Kathy Kinney, Radish1997-07-23Harrison Ford reports from Hawaii; in the debut edition of ""Pointless Celebrity Cameo Theater,"" Calvert, Regis, and Tony Randall stand around like goons while the audience cheers
  192. 192 192. Dan Rather, Kathy Griffin, k.d. Lang1997-07-24The Harrison Ford World Tour (in which he's promoting The Devil's Own) makes a stop in Paris, France; Dave suggests the Paul legally change his name to ""Radu""; CBS anchorman/folk
  193. 193 193. Samuel L. Jackson, Barry Sonnenfeld1997-07-25During ""CBS Mailbag,"" we look into a day in the life of a ""Accident-Prone Blood-Gorged Tick"" (Leonard Tepper).
  194. 194 194. Jennifer Anniston, Brian Regan, William H. Macy1997-07-28It's so hot outside that Biff tries to start a fire on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass and a bundle of sticks, as members from New York's Fire Department stand by; Rupert and
  195. 195 195. Norm MacDonald, Phylicia Rashad, Jamiroquai1997-07-29Dave gets four galpals from West Virginia to go on a tour of the city with Biff; Physilla Rashad promotes her sitcom Cosby; Jamiroquai performs the #1 hit ""Virtual Insanity.""
  196. 196 196. Charles Grodin, Billy Connolly, David Byrne1997-07-30Dave congratulates Rob Burnett upon the birth of his daughter; a ""What's On Other Channels"" bit is interrupted by a car honking, courtesy of Creepy Dave; David Byrne performs ""D
  197. 197 197. Julia Roberts, Blues Traveler1997-07-31John Popper sits in with the band; Dave asks a paramedic about a piece of carrot he ""horked"" into his left lung during lunch today; Julia Roberts promotes Conspiracy Theory.
  198. 198 198. Tony Danza, Michael Rapaport1997-08-01Dave shows some ""Surprising Facts About Celebrities."" Later, Tony Danza promotes his new sitcom.
  199. 199 199. Bob Dole, Bill Bellamy, Ziggy Marley & the Melody Makers1997-08-04Dave presents a Wall Street quiz; Bob Dole talks about retirement.
  200. 200 200. Ray Liotta, David Brenner, Natalie Desselle1997-08-05Deliberately-obvious stunt doubles pose as Dave and Paul showing off their bike skills, while Dave carves a sculpture of Paul made from butter; a man claiming to be Garth Brooks is
  201. 201 201. Jay Thomas, Annabella Sciorra, Tonic1997-08-06Jay Thomas shows Dave a tape of himself spitting out something during a recent television appearance. The footage is repeated several times.
  202. 202 202. Sylvester Stallone, Tommy LaSorda1997-08-07Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Biff reports from the Garth Brooks concert in Central Park and meets ""Garth"" himself (Leonard Tepper).
  203. 203 203. Demi Moore, Jay Mohr, Aerosmith1997-08-08The new sitcom ""The Letterman Family"" is promoted, starring Dave, Tony Randall, and Nadine Hennally. Later, Demi Moore shaves an audience member's head.
  204. 204 204. Tom Selleck, Billy Joel1997-08-18Dave feeds Tom Selleck some avocados. Later, they make a crank phone call to Al Roker.
  205. 205 205. Barbara Walters, Charles Dutton, Morrissey1997-08-19Barbara Walters promotes her new talk show, ""The View.""
  206. 206 206. Mira Sorvino, Jeff Altman, Coolio1997-08-20Dave compares President Clinton's 51st birthday to meatloaf. Later, he chats with his old friend Jeff Altman.
  207. 207 207. Donald Trump, Janine Turner, Ruth Brown & Bonnie Raitt1997-08-21""The Donald"" talks about a recent boat trip. Later, Janine Turner promotes ""Leave It To Beaver.""
  208. 208 208. Alicia Silverstone, Bev Tanner, George Miller1997-08-22Alicia Silverstone promotes her new movie Excess Baggage.
  209. 209 209. Vanessa Williams, Joe Montana1997-08-25Dave announces that he is starring in the ""Late Show of Passion,"" which is just like the Late Show, except that it's dubbed so it looks like a telenovela. Later, Dave and Joe Mo
  210. 210 210. Paul Reiser, Tia Carrera, Echo & the Bunnymen1997-08-26
  211. 211 211. Laurence Fishburne, Jonathan Katz, Paula Cole1997-08-27Tonight's Top Ten is interrupted by a phone call from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska: ""It's not all that funny anymore."" Meanwhile, Biff wreaks havoc in Martha's Vineyard.
  212. 212 212. Tom Arnold, Mehgan Heany-Grear, Dane Cook1997-08-28Dave complains about the dog days of summer.
  213. 213 213. Stupid Human Tricks, Danny Aiello, Radiohead1997-08-29Warren is run over by a car; during ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" Douglas Pierce plays the ""Jeopardy"" theme on his hands; Dave bids a fond farewell to head writer Bill Scheft.