Late Show with David Letterman S05E83 · Robert Duvall, Kennedy, Emmylou Harris

Air date: 1998-01-27

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Dave brings out his top intern Duane, who might be a Chippendale dancer on the side. Also, Dave complains about Late Show knockoffs and shows as an example ""The Simon Harvey Show"" from Australia. The host: Tony Randall.

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  1. 1 1. Terry Bradshaw, Carmen Electra, Eddie Brill1997-09-01Dave shows highlights from the annual Labor Day staff cookout on 53rd Street; Terry Bradshaw and stagehand Corky Ramirez both inexplicably break into song.
  2. 2 2. Steven Seagal, Brittany Starr, Beck1997-09-02Warren is caught watching tennis on TV; Dave harasses teen talk show host John Hall; Beck performs ""Devil's Haircut.""
  3. 3 3. Joan Lunden, Chris Rock, Fiona Apple1997-09-03Viewers at home receive the rare opportunity to see the new audience orientation tape (starring Leonard Tepper). Later, Fiona Apple performs ""Criminal.""
  4. 4 4. Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Robert Carlyle1997-09-04
  5. 5 5. Kevin Kline, Jamie Foxx, Sugar Ray1997-09-05On Warren's last night filling in for Paul, he receives a ""Deputy of Comedy"" badge. Later, Sugar Ray performs ""Fly.""
  6. 6 6. Danny DeVito, Patrick Rafter, Tim McGraw1997-09-08Paul returns from filming ""Blues Brothers 2000"" with a shaved head. Meanwhile, Dave, Biff, Regis, Al Roker, and Bob Barker harass people in Central Park.
  7. 7 7. Salma Hayek, Joan Cusak, Louie Anderson1997-09-09Dave calls the pay phone island outside so that an unsuspecting tourist could participate in a comedy skit. When nobody picks up a phone, Dave goes on the street and invites a guy
  8. 8 8. Noah Wylie, Damon Wayons, Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot1997-09-10Dave is so fascinated by Paul's shaved head (introduced last night) that he has to talk about it at the beginning of the show.
  9. 9 9. Andie MacDowell, Cynthia Cooper, Nanci Griffith & Darius Rucker1997-09-11Paul writes a song for a trucker who participated in ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Dave chats with WNBA MVP Cynthia Cooper.
  10. 10 10. Jennifer Jason Leigh, Starr Jones, Bee Gees1997-09-12Dave chats with CBS star ""Steve Urkel"" (Gerard), while Star Jones plugs ""The View.""
  11. 11 11. George Clooney, Bill Cosby1997-09-22Dave listens to the philosophies of second-graders in ""Dave Talks to Kids""; George Clooney promotes ""The Peacemaker.""
  12. 12 12. Nicole Kidman, Gregory Hines, God's Property1997-09-23Biff delivers a housewarming gift to a Hooters franchise that just opened, and they send back buffalo wings. Later, an NBC nurse tends to Nicole Kidman's cold.
  13. 13 13. Jennifer Lopez, Michael Lamonico, Bill Engvall1997-09-24Dave discusses aerosol cheese with last minute guest Chef Michael Lomonaco who says, ""It's great when you're driving, actually. You get a little squirt when you're driving.""
  14. 14 14. Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Lipnicki, Deana Carter1997-09-25Richard Simmons interupts ""Know Your Current Events""; Drew Carey presents ""Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office""; 7-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki promotes his new sitcom, ""Meeg
  15. 15 15. Kim Basinger, Ray Ramano, Jackson Browne1997-09-26In a return to the popular theme nights of yore, the entire LATE SHOW audience consists of freshmen from NYU. During the show, Candice Bergen presents a special college-themed Top
  16. 16 16. Fourth Anniversary Special1997-09-29Dave shows some of his favorite remotes, segments, and comedy clips from the first four years of ""The Late Show.""
  17. 17 17. Fran Drescher, Ryan Tripp, Brooks & Dunn1997-09-29Bob Borden finally gets to meet Jaleel ""Urkel"" White, while Paul composes a musical number about pastries that resemble celebrities.
  18. 18 18. Michael J. Fox, Sarah O'Hare, Patti Smith1997-09-30Dave gives a local named Tom Worzall ten seconds of air time, then chats with Wonderbra model Sarah O'Hare.
  19. 19 19. Cameron Diaz, Adam Arkin, Veniamin1997-10-01Cameron Diaz promotes ""A Life Less Ordinary,"" while the famed contortionist Veniamin does a demonstration.
  20. 20 20. Matt Lauer, Ryan Kurlander, Sheryl Crow1997-10-02Dave comments on the Yankees playoff chances, then chats with new ""Today"" co-host Matt Lauer.
  21. 21 21. Elle MacPherson, Jon Tenney, Elvis Costello & the Fairfield Four1997-10-03Dave shows (bogus) NASA footage of Mir; the Dutch Mariachis sing ""Happy Birthday"" to Biff.
  22. 22 22. Dan Aykroyd, Jack Hanna, Boyz II Men1997-10-06Dave and Paul visit the ""International Hair Forum""; Dan Aykroyd promotes ""Soul Man"" and plays the harmonica.
  23. 23 23. Bryant Gumbel, Harland Williams, Everclear1997-10-07Joe G. stars in the new crime drama ""Joey Ventura,"" and clips from the show are scattered throughout the night; Dave gives Paul crap for bumping into a cameraman; Bryant Gumbel p
  24. 24 24. John Lithgow, Christy Turlington, Foo Fighters1997-10-08Dave watches leaves turn and nails dry, and an audience member's receives and smokes his first cigar.
  25. 25 25. James Belushi, Christina Ricci, Oasis1997-10-09Throughout the night, Leonard plugs his new show, ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video."" Later, Jim Belushi promotes ""Total Security.""
  26. 26 26. Uma Thurman, Mark Wahlberg, Eddie Izzard1997-10-10""Dr."" Bill DeLace comments on seasonal allergies; Mark Wahlberg promotes ""Boogie Nights.""
  27. 27 27. David Duchovny, Emily Mae Young, Todd Barry1997-10-131997: Stagehand and accomplished thespian Kenny Sheehan is seen in clips from ""The Today Show,"" ""Guiding Light,"" ""Cosby,"" ""The People's Court,"" and ""Spin City.""
  28. 28 28. Tom Brokaw, Stevie Starr, Green Day1997-10-14After Dave shows clips of past bunny antics, the Late Show presents ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get in the Times Square Disney Store?"" The answer: Three. Later, Stevie Sta
  29. 29 29. Nathan Lane, Chalize Theron, Carly Simon1997-10-15Paul introduces this year's National League champions, the Atlanta Braves, until Dave tells him that the Florida Marlins actually won. Later, Carly Simon and Jimmy Webb perform a
  30. 30 30. Mike Wallace, Kelly Montieth, LL Cool J1997-10-16Dave presents ""The Story Behind the Story: The Rolling Stones,"" which looks at the dramatic and emotionally draining production of a ""Behind the Music""-type show.
  31. 31 31. Robert Pastorelli, Harmony Korine, Smash Mouth1997-10-17WCBS-TV presents a skit about a pancake that looks like Paul. Later, Robert Pastorelli promotes his new drama ""Cracker.""
  32. 32 32. Mariah Carey, Anthony Clark1997-10-27Dave shows (bogus) footage of businessmen jumping out of windows on Wall Street; we take a look at ""What Dave Did with the Extra Hour from Standard Time""; Mariah Carey sings ""Bu
  33. 33 33. Maria Martiromo, Penn & Teller, Amy Grant1997-10-28Following yesterday's sell-off on Wall Street, Dave shows footage of deceased stockbrokers ascending back through windows after today's market recovery. Later, Penn and Teller per
  34. 34 34. Ellen Barkin, Bobby Bonilla, Angelo Massagli1997-10-29Biff plays ""Let's Scare the Crap Out of Rupert Jee,"" while Dave interviews Bobby Bonilla of the World Series Champion Florida Marlins.
  35. 35 35. Kid Scientists, David Hyde Pierce, Andy Greene1997-10-30Lee Marek helps Dave out with a sextet of Kid Scientists.
  36. 36 36. Stupid Human Tricks, Naomi Campbell, Bobby Brown1997-10-31In honor of the new movie ""Boogie Nights,"" Dave shows bogus clips of Paul and Nadine Hennelly in 70's-era porno films. Meanwhile, Tony impresses Dave with his clown costume.
  37. 37 37. John Travolta, Cybill Shepard, Kuznetsov Troupe1997-11-03Dave shows a picture of production associate Tara Callahan, who ran in the New York Marathon; John Travolta plugs Face-Off; Martin Short appears for exactly thirty seconds.
  38. 38 38. Danny Aiello, Helena Bonham Carter, Mandy & Dora Lee Patinkin1997-11-041997: We go to Joe G.'s in search of a political candidate, and we find an unsuspecting patron named Lee Holt. Later in the show, Lee becomes the subject of a hastily-produced att
  39. 39 39. Sarah Ferguson, Kelly McGillis, Leann Rimes1997-11-05Dave, Paul, Alan, Calvert, and Anton (as ""Buddy"") star in ""Late Show: The Movie."" Also, Rudy Guiliani (poorly) disguises himself as a audience member in the latest edition of
  40. 40 40. Harry Connick Jr., Pamela Lee1997-11-06Dave shows a fake ad for a PBS documentary about the band KISS. Later, a lady in the audience who Dave accidentally threw a blue card near is now wearing a cervical collar.
  41. 41 41. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Heather Matarazzo, B.B. King & Tracy Chapman1997-11-07Casey Kasem introduces the ""Late Show Chair of Mystery."" Also, BB King and Tracy Chapman perform a soulful duet.
  42. 42 42. Wesley Snipes, Naomi Judd, Martina Hingis1997-11-10""Master Mentalist"" Pat Farmer does a demonstration on Kenny Sheehan; singer-restaurateur Naomi Judd cooks a family recipe for Dave.
  43. 43 43. Claire Danes, Michelle Kwan, Lorrie Morgan1997-11-11Dave makes a bad phone call for an audience member, then comments on Marv Albert's legal troubles.
  44. 44 44. Marv Albert, Daniel Scribner & Tylin Hall, John Fogerty1997-11-12The greatest six minutes in Late Show history: When the Top Ten card is missing, Dave runs out of the theater, is hit by a cab, runs into Al Roker, and goes into Flashdancers and t
  45. 45 45. Bill Murray, Alison Eastwood, Matchbox 201997-11-13Live from the Edwards Air Force Base, Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton race to earn the title of ""World's Fastest Movie Star."" Also, Bill Murray plugs ""The Man Who Knew Too
  46. 46 46. Don Rickles, Heather Graham, Lou Reed1997-11-14During Mailbag, Gerard performs a Broadway-style number about the possibility of him getting fired. Also, Heather Graham plugs ""Boogie Nights.""
  47. 47 47. Richard Simmons, Venus Williams, Wynonna1997-11-17Dave plugs the new CD ""Live on Letterman,"" then goes door-to-door offering to rake leaves.
  48. 48 48. Tom Arnold, Kordell Stewart, Elvis Costello1997-11-18It's another ""Quarterback Challenge"" as Pittsburgh Steelers field general Kordell Stewart and Dave aim footballs at a water tower across the street from the Ed Sullivan Theater.
  49. 49 49. Sigourney Weaver, David Brenner, Trischa Yearwood1997-11-19Dave (supposedly) calls the Butterball Turkey Handling Hotline, while two mailmen (Leonard and Gerard) present a U.S. Post Office-sanctioned message about on-the-job safety.
  50. 50 50. Danny DeVito, Sarah Michelle Gellar1997-11-20Tony Mendez interrupts Dave, pointing out that he's missing a cue card. It turns out it was with Tony Randall all along.
  51. 51 51. Kirstie Alley, Luke Perry, Shengyang Acrobats1997-11-21Dave shows a (bogus) ad for a Clinton phone sex hotline, while Kirstie Alley plugs ""Veronica's Closet.""
  52. 52 52. John Cusak, Natalie Portman, Stomp with Bill Irwin1997-11-24Paul leaves the show to hosts his own spinoff chatfest; comedian Bill Irwin; the cast of ""Stomp"" performs.
  53. 53 53. Kids Tell Jokes, Marisa Tomei, James Taylor1997-11-25Dave brings in cab driver Carlos Andrede, who becomes the master of ceremonies in the hastily-produced ""Carlos Andrede Thanksgiving Day Parade,"" featuring performances from Miss
  54. 54 54. Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Joost Elffers1997-11-26A high school marching band from Memphis storms through the audience after ""Know Your Current Events.""
  55. 55 55. Kevin Spacey, Art Donovan, Wallflowers1997-11-27It's time for another call to Dave's mom to play ""Guess the Pies""; tonight, she's baked coconut butterscotch pecan pie and cherry pie as well as a sculpted head of Dave made of s
  56. 56 56. Jon Stewart, John Witherspoon, Days of the New1997-11-28During Mailbag, Dave bags groceries. Also, in spoof of those high-related FOX specials, Dave and Paul reveal one of the magician's secrets.
  57. 57 57. Courteney Cox, Peyton Manning, Shania Twain1997-12-08Grover Washington, Jr. sits in; Dave shows a Sing and Snore Ernie that he bought yesterday, and it's head tragically comes off with blood gushing out; Dave and Heisman Trophy candi
  58. 58 58. Helen Hunt, Terrell Davis, Chumbawamba1997-12-09
  59. 59 59. Sir Anthony Hopkins, Eric Lindros, Enya1997-12-10
  60. 60 60. Nathan Lane, Hazelle Goodman, Mitch Fatel1997-12-11The outside cam reveals Buddy (Bill Clinton's dog) trying to get inside Hooters. Also, Nathan Lane sings a brief song about Hanukkah.
  61. 61 61. Alex D Linz, Jerry O'Connell, Bryan Adams1997-12-12During Mailbag, Dave and Paul give birth to septuplets. Also, child actor Alex D. Linz plugs ""Home Alone 3.""
  62. 62 62. Kevin Costner, Tyra Banks, Nina & Nickolai1997-12-15Dave and Tony go to Giants Stadium so Tony can be a kicker, with a little help from Giants coach Jim Fassel, plus kickers Brad Daluiso and Danny Kanell; a man claiming to be the ne
  63. 63 63. Pam Grier, Tom Everett Scott, James Brown1997-12-16A plastic Statue of Liberty, a giant meatball, and a pile of bagels are placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree. Later in the show, a preacher in the audience puts sauce on
  64. 64 64. Greg Kinnear, Djimon Hounsou, Ben Folds Five1997-12-17Dave annoys Paul with his impersonation of John Wayne speaking French: ""Bonjour, mon ami.""
  65. 65 65. Leslie Nelson, Michelle Yeoh, Hanson1997-12-18Dave shows a (bogus) clip of him as a 50's-era child actor, while Biff receives Foster's Lager ® from an Australian audience member.
  66. 66 66. Pierce Brosnan, Lou Holtz1997-12-19""James Bond"" (Tom Manino) comes up from the audience at Dave's insistance. Later in the show, Pierce Bronson and his doppleganger go one-on-one. Also, Paul wears his christmas
  67. 67 67. Joan Lunden, Angelo Massaglini, G. Love with Special Sauce & Dr. John1997-12-22In honor of the week's top-grossing film, Titanic, the stage floods with water. Also, Rupert introduces ""Rudolph, the Littlest Reindeer.""
  68. 68 68. Terry Bradshaw, Billy Zane, Darlene Love1997-12-23It's ""Holiday Tradition Night"" on the Late Show: Another Darlene Love/Bette Sussman performance of ""Christmas (Baby Please Come Home),"" along with another Paul Shaffer impressi
  69. 69 69. Quentin Tarantino, Anne Heche, Kenny Wayne Shepard Band1997-12-26During Mailbag, ""The Biff Henderson Celebrity Telephone Interview"" interrogates a man claiming to be Dick Clark. Later in the show, during Dave's interview with Anne Heche, Elle
  70. 70 70. Bridget Fonda, Matt Damon, Allan Harvey1997-12-29David Sanborn sits in; Ms. Markey's kindergarten kids in Bowie, MD each write an essay titled ""If I Could Have One Wish""; Bridget Fonda promotes ""Jackie Brown.""
  71. 71 71. Marilu Henner, Leila Kenzle, George Miller1997-12-30Dave talks about his plans for New Year's.
  72. 72 72. Samuel L. Jackson, Howie Long, Louie C.K.1998-01-05Like he does every year, Dave regales us with another one of his far-fetched New Year's stories. After Leon Pendarvis brings him down to earth, Dave confesses that he and Biff cel
  73. 73 73. Tom Brokaw, Tobey Maquire, Fiona Apple1998-01-06Leon's still here; a customer from Joe G's stars in the quickie movie ""Titanic: Death Boat ‘98""; the outside-cam reveals radioactive steam coming out of the Chrysler Building.
  74. 74 74. Norm MacDonald, Peta Wilson, Streb1998-01-07Recently deposed ""Weekend Update"" anchorman Norm MacDonald vents his anger to Dave; daredevil dance group Streb performs.
  75. 75 75. Minnie Driver, Paul Simon, Cast of The Capeman1998-01-08Marc Anthony and the Broadway cast members perform a song from Paul Simon's new musical ""The Capeman.""
  76. 76 76. Penelope Ann Miller, Terry Pledger, Collective Soul1998-01-09CBS Mailbag: Chris Schmitt of Ottawa, Kansas asks why Biff has a scowl on his face. Biff comes onstage as a lobster is hooked on his backside. Later, Dave explains the formula for
  77. 77 77. Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham1998-01-12Mick Fleetwood sits in, and later he plays drums for tonight's musical guests, fellow Fleetwood Mac members Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham.
  78. 78 78. Bill Pullman, Jim Breuer, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham1998-01-13Mick Fleetwood sits in again, now joined by pianist Allen Toussaint. Also, tonight's ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" is a surprising disappointment, as there was only one cust
  79. 79 79. Peter O'Toole, Martin Scorcese1998-01-14""Dave Sucks"" is spray-painted onto the World Trade Center, while ""The Masked Magician"" (Pat Farmer) performs a dangerous trick on Kenny Sheehan.
  80. 80 80. Kenneth Branagh, Spice Girls, Jim Nantz1998-01-15Biff has hot towels for the audience, while the Spice Girls perform ""Stop.""
  81. 81 81. Ben Stiller, Sandra Bernhard, Jars of Clay1998-01-16Mailbag: Biff stars in the Swedish sitcom knockoff ""Mjørk and Minde."" Also, famed session keyboardist Chuck Leavell sits in.
  82. 82 82. Michael Isikoff, Sarah Ferguson1998-01-26Dave finds three girls in the audience that have never slept with President Clinton; Bob Borden covers the Super Bowl, so Dave implies that Sparky Mortimer can actually get some st
  83. 83 83. Robert Duvall, Kennedy, Emmylou Harris1998-01-27Dave brings out his top intern Duane, who might be a Chippendale dancer on the side. Also, Dave complains about Late Show knockoffs and shows as an example ""The Simon Harvey Show
  84. 84 84. Michael Keaton, Brian Williams, Blues Traveller1998-01-28John Popper sits in; Dave does the first of his many all-Clinton monologues.
  85. 85 85. David Spade, Justin Miller, Jeff Garlin1998-01-29Ruth Brown sits in, while Dave makes crepes with child cooking prodigy Justin Miller.
  86. 86 86. Ethan Hawke, Merrill Markoe1998-01-30Paul performs a song promoting Tom Selleck's appearance next week, while Dave and Merrill Markoe pretend to flirt.
  87. 87 87. Tom Arnold, Steve Forbes, Jake Johannsen1998-02-02Throughout the week, guitarist Mike Campbell fills in for Felicia, who has the flu; Dave mentions that yesterday was the sixteenth anniversary of the debut of Late Night; Tom Arnol
  88. 88 88. John Goodman, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff Gordon1998-02-03Anton introduced as Prince Randusi of Senegal; Mike Campbell is still here; ten interns present the Top Ten; John Goodman shows a clip of him jumping into a fountain pool.
  89. 89 89. Dan Akroyd, Naomi Campbell, Duncan Sheik1998-02-04Dan Aykroyd promotes Blues Brothers 2000, which, might I add, co-stars Paul Shaffer. Also, Duncan Sheik performs ""Everyone, Everywhere.""
  90. 90 90. Dan Rather, Honeymoon the pig, Cast of Ragtime1998-02-05Dave chats Pam Amba and ""Honeymoon,"" the pig that saved her life.
  91. 91 91. Drew Barrymore, Shania Twain1998-02-06It's the opening of the Winter Olympics, so Dave announces miniature Ski-Jumping Dogs in the backdrop. Also, live via satellite, Dave chats with his mom in Nagano, Japan.
  92. 92 92. Richard Simmons, John Elway1998-02-09Throughout the night, ski-jumping dogs perform in the backdrop; Felicia returns; Dorothy Letterman makes her first report from Nagano.
  93. 93 93. Bill Cosby, Blues Brothers1998-02-10Remote: Dave goes door-to-door in New Jersey again, this time to ask about the Winter Olympics. Also, to promote their new film, the reunited Blues Brothers Band (including Paul,
  94. 94 94. Stupid Human Tricks, Cindy Crawford, Jonny Moseley1998-02-11Jonny ""Big Air"" Moseley, Gold-medal winner for Mogul Skiing, shows off the large pieces of whitebread being served to the American Olympians.
  95. 95 95. Adam Sandler, Jack Hanna1998-02-12While playing ""Know Your Current Events,"" a soon-to-be unemployed stewardess for United Airlines tells Dave, ""Passengers are our worst enemy."" Also, ten US Olympic hockey play
  96. 96 96. Bruce Willis, LeAnn Rimes & Bryan White1998-02-13Live via satellite, it's Dave's mom at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan, where she introduces a skiing monkey. She also presents the Top Ten.
  97. 97 97. Heather Locklear, Tom Selleck1998-02-16Live via satellite in Nagano, Japan: Dorothy's feeling under the weather, Biff and his wife Carolyn chat with Winter Olympic athletes. Also, Tony shows us a cue card supposedly bu
  98. 98 98. Mike Myers, Paula Cole1998-02-17Mike Myers chats with (live via satellite) his mother, while Dorothy interrogates Picabo Street.
  99. 99 99. Nathan Lane, Bingo Granny1998-02-18Regis, Paul, Mujibur and Sirajul help Dave learn how to skate a la Kristi Yamiguchi, while Dave and Jerry Foley observe and interview ""Future Olympic Hopefuls.""
  100. 100 100. Bob Dole, Marilyn Manson1998-02-19Almost halfway into the show, Dave suddenly leaves and gets into a cab that drives to Mexico, then San Francisco. Dave then boats across the Pacific, stops in Japan and sweeps the
  101. 101 101. Stupid Pet Tricks, Jonny Moseley1998-02-20In ""Day in New York City with Olympic Judges,"" the one female judge gives Dave's performance in bed a 2.8; during Stupid Pet Tricks, Biff demonstrates a trick he learned in Nagan
  102. 102 102. Jeff Bridges, Nikki Stone, John Fogerty1998-02-23Paul Newman drops by to annoy Dave; outtakes from last week's ""Olympic Hopefuls"" piece are shown; Dave persuades a less-than-homesick Dorothy to go back to Indianapolis.
  103. 103 103. Kelsey Grammer, Sarah Tueting & Cammi Granato, Sarah McLachlan1998-02-24Dave points out that Rob Burnett made a cameo on last night's episode of Cosby; the editors of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue reveal that most of the photo shoot was done at
  104. 104 104. Susan Sarandon, Eric Bergoust, Aretha Franklin1998-02-25David ""Fathead"" Newman sits in on sax; Bob Borden reports from the Grammys; Dave shows an ad for ""Saddam's Beret Bazaar.""
  105. 105 105. David Schwimmer, Chris Witty, Shawn Colvin1998-02-26
  106. 106 106. Kate Winslet, Tara Lipinski, Ray Romano1998-02-27
  107. 107 107. Patrick Stewart, Frank Urbancic, Joan Cusak1998-03-02As usual, Dave cheats in his annual competition with the World Grocery Bagging Champion. This years' sucker: Frank Urbancic. Also, Dave shows a (bogus) clip of President Clinton sk
  108. 108 108. Kid Scientists, Gabriel Byrne, Richie Sambora1998-03-03In the latest ""Kid Scientists"" segment, Lee Marek and his prodigies demonstrate the concept of heat. Also, Richie Sambora performs ""All That Really Matters.""
  109. 109 109. Helena Bonham Carter, Peter Fonda, Loreena McKennitt1998-03-04Biff's latest celebrity interview involves a fat, bald guy claiming to be Leonardo DiCaprio.
  110. 110 110. Siskel & Ebert, Karl Malone, Mark Chesnutt1998-03-05Gerard hosts ""The Making of the Top Ten,"" a short documentary that reveals more about the writers' animosity towards Dave than the comedy bit that's being profiled. Also, Mark C
  111. 111 111. Norm MacDonald, Richie Stachowski1998-03-06Mailbag: Dave and his bodyguard (Bill DeLace) have a falling out. Also, Dave chats with 12-year-old inventor/entrepreneur Richie Stachowski, creator of Water Talkies.
  112. 112 112. Emma Thompson, Alex Zanardi, Willie Nelson & Emmylou Harris1998-03-16Dave wears glasses for the duration of the show (a sign of things to come); Sean Pelton fills in for Anton, whom Dave dubs ""Anton Zippy Stickwork;"" Wilford Brimley sits in ""Paul
  113. 113 113. John Travolta, Jack Johnson, The Chieftains1998-03-17It looks at first like the studio is being filled with green beer, but it turns out that one of the camera lenses have been tinted; ""Leonardo DiCaprio"" (Gerard) gloats over his n
  114. 114 114. Bill Murray, Eddie Izzard, Gheorge Meuresun1998-03-18
  115. 115 115. Dennis Hopper, Robert Klein, Patricia Heaton1998-03-24
  116. 116 116. Charles Grodin, Edward Burns, Marcy Playground1998-03-25Dave shows a (bogus) ad for British Airways that is bursting with disclaimers; Laurie Diamond milks a cow backstage; another edition of ""Please Stop Calling Me Chief"" provides en
  117. 117 117. Dolly Parton, Bob Hoskins1998-03-26Biff hangs with the New York Yankees during Spring Training, while everybody in the audience gets free tickets to fly on British Airways.
  118. 118 118. Al Franken, Lauren Holly, Ani DiFranco1998-03-27Paul is introduced as ""Ramone Conde""; Dave introduces Mishi, the world record holder for smallest man alive, and later Mishi holds a kitty to demonstrate his miniscule size on ca
  119. 119 119. Evander Holyfield, Joseph Loveland, Michael Moore1998-03-30Paul is introduced as Al Roker; throughout the night, Pat Farmer throws basketballs from the roof and into a bathtub on 53rd Street; Dave complains that the balls are ""fruity"";
  120. 120 120. Don Rickles, Mimi Rogers, Steve Miller1998-03-31Biff reports on Yankees Spring Training, where he follows/stalks Paul O'Neill. Also, Steve Miller performs ""Fly Like An Eagle.""
  121. 121 121. Alec Baldwin, Heather Graham, Barenaked Ladies1998-04-01Paul is introduced as Cubby O'Brien; Heather Graham meets The Guy on Fire; Alec Baldwin helps Heather in a weird April Fool's gag in which they sign off and wish everybody a good n
  122. 122 122. Tom Brokaw, Ice Cube, Natalie Imbruglia1998-04-02Bruce Willis is live via satellite in Idaho from the set of his upcoming film ""Breakfast of Champions."" All night long he's inside a television monitor that bungee jumps off the
  123. 123 123. Tom Hanks, Matt Medenweldt, Scott Weiland1998-04-03Tom Hanks interrupts the monologue because he and Dave are dressed alike; throughout the night, spelling bee champ Edmund Gillette stands next to Rob's desk and spells words; durin
  124. 124 124. Matt LeBlanc, Natasha Henstridge, The Lynns1998-04-06Dave appears in student films as a side income, while Bob Borden runs throughout the city searching for Leonardo DiCaprio.
  125. 125 125. Quentin Tarantino, Steven Weber, Clint Black1998-04-07Clint Black sits in; Dave comments on the hot new drug Viagra, then shows a bogus ad for The Teletubbies.
  126. 126 126. James Belushi, Lacey Chabert, Robbie Robertson1998-04-08Throughout the night, Bob Borden tries to set off car alarms directly outside the theater; Dave announces that The Guy on Fire is willing to perform for $2700 a pop, though the guy
  127. 127 127. Val Kilmer, Jimmie Walker, cast of Cabaret1998-04-09After mentioning a minor disagreement from earlier today, Dave announces his ""blood feud"" with director Jerry Foley; Mujibur and Sirajul appear on Jerry Springer, and no one's su
  128. 128 128. Billy Crystal, Hatty Jones, Tori Amos1998-04-10During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks if Dave has any plans to air his show from the space shuttle. Somehow as a response, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is seen hitting golfballs on the theat
  129. 129 129. Gwyneth Paltrow, Harmony Korine, Wyclef Jean1998-04-20Dave announces the birth of Jerry Foley's son; after showing footage from last year of Rob Burnett unwittingly scaring his young daughter in a Easter Bunny suit, he tries on a diff
  130. 130 130. Claire Danes, George Miller, Matthew Ryan1998-04-21The Guy Not on Fire announces that he is now available for commercials and endorsements, and later in the show he is seen in an ad for Sizzler. Also, Danny DeVito comes out onstag
  131. 131 131. Jason Alexander, Isabella Rossellini, Steve Earle1998-04-22The Guy Not on Fire appears in his first paid ad (for Elite Computers); a chat with Jason Alexander is interrupted by another inane special report by Alan Richardson; Steve Earle a
  132. 132 132. Ricki Lake, Vaughn Cordle, Rita Wilson1998-04-23""Know Your Current Events"" is interrupted so that The Man Not on Fire can pitch the Biore® self-heating mask. Later in the show, Dave admits that he's on a guilt trip for bumpin
  133. 133 133. Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Springer, Al Green1998-04-24Amongst the festivities of ""Chicago Night"": Jerry Springer's bouncers stand on opposite sides of the stage; The Man Not on Fire appears in an ad for Gold Coast Drugs; the Top Te
  134. 134 134. Marisa Tomei, Ryan Leaf, Alana Davis1998-04-27Dave persuades an audience member named Gary to shave off his beard; The man who was on fire, then wasn't and is now on fire again promotes Kraus Chiropractic in Iowa; Gary orders
  135. 135 135. Jack Hanna, Ray Allen, Dave Matthews Band1998-04-28Willie ""Blue Moon"" Watts sits in on pedal guitar; Dave announces that there have been some technical difficulties they may prevent Johnny Depp from appearing on the 1000th show l
  136. 136 136. Patrick Swayze, Hugh Hefner1998-04-29The latest roll call suggests that The Guy on Fire has officially sold out when he runs across the stage (in flames, of course) holding a sign for Highland Metals, Inc.
  137. 137 137. Gena Lee Nolan, Mark Wahlberg, Brian Regan1998-04-30A monkey assumes power in the control room, while the Top Ten is interrupted by Antoine's Po' Boys and Deli spokesperson The Man on Fire.
  138. 138 138. Stupid Human Tricks, Norm MacDonald, Pearl Jam1998-05-01Tonight's ""Stupid Human Tricks"": Richard Anthony of Ontario reaches back over his shoulder and gives himself a wedgie; John Rites of Nebraska fits three McDonald's burgers into h
  139. 139 139. Elle MacPherson, Jon Favreau, Usher1998-05-04Maynard Ferguson sits in again; Paul runs the Kentucky Derby; Dave shows a microphone plaque he got from the staff.
  140. 140 140. Donald Trump, Jayson Williams, Cast of Home Coming, Trisha Yearwood1998-05-05The cast of the faux musical ""Homecoming"" performs a show-stopping number. Also, Trisha Yearwood performs ""Never Let You Go Again.""
  141. 141 141. Sally Field, Philip Bigler, Lyle Lovett1998-05-06Biff tries out tobacco juice spin art; Dave shows a clip from last night's show in which he mixed up ""Viagra"" with ""Niagara""; Biff teaches Sally Field how to spit tobacco juice
  142. 142 142. Matt Lauer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Green Day1998-05-07Dave promotes his new talk show summer camp, while Green Day performs ""King for a Day.""
  143. 143 143. Marilu Henner, Jim Lovell1998-05-08Biff goes to Texas to learn to be a cowboy, and to make tonight's audience (residents of Houston) feel more at home, Lyle Lovett shows up to sing an old Hank Williams song, with Bi
  144. 144 144. Fran Drescher, Bob Berman, Faith Hill1998-05-11Dave visits a group of sailors on the audience, and one of them does a push-up onstage; Dave shows the audience today's (bogus) edition of The Family Circus; Faith Hill performs ""
  145. 145 145. Christopher Reeve, Hanson1998-05-12Dave shows another bogus ""Family Circus"" cartoon; Paul is discovered cheering on Hanson with a small army of teenyboppers outside.
  146. 146 146. Warren Beatty, Wayne Knight, Bonnie Raitt1998-05-13Dave notices the standby audience really has nothing to do, so makes them do a jigsaw puzzle. When they finish it at the end of the show, we see that it's an image of Al Chez.
  147. 147 147. Jim Breuer, Tara Lipinski, Foo Fighters1998-05-14Dave gripes about the eight-minute late start for the show tonight due to golf coverage. Rapidly becoming despondent, he picks up a bottle of tequila and tosses back a few at the
  148. 148 148. Richard Simmons, Beau Jaques and the Zydeco Highrollers1998-05-15Continuing a sweeps period trend of having the audience represent a different city, Dave greets 700+ residents of New Orleans, Louisiana. Keeping up with the theme, Mayor Mark Mor
  149. 149 149. Matthew Broderick, David Wells, Natalie Merchant1998-05-18The outside cam peers through the window of Dave's office to show the world a very hideous billboard promoting the sitcom Friends. Matthew Perry drops by to vandalize the advertis
  150. 150 150. Sandra Bullock, Jeff Foxworthy, Cast of One Small Step1998-05-19The outside cam returns to the Friends ad that Matthew Perry wrecked last night, and Dave explains why he shouldn't be sued; Rob Burnett draws another doodle of Dave's lawyers; the
  151. 151 151. Drew Carey, Scarlett Johannson, Soul Asylum1998-05-20Biff reports from a Bulls-Pacers playoff game; teen actress Scarlett Johansson promotes The Horse Whisperer; Rob Burnett is dressed to the nines tonight, so Dave asks him to host t
  152. 152 152. Ted Danson, Mae Whitman, The Flatlanders1998-05-21A hairstylist that appeared in tonight's ""Know Your Current Events"" cuts Dave's hair for twenty bucks. He later gives her a $1000 tip.
  153. 153 153. Harry Connick, Jr., Hank Azaria1998-05-22A parody of VH-1's ""Behind the Music"" features Paul Shaffer's rise and fall and rise again, with testimonials from Kris Kristofferson, Eddie Vedder, Sting, Erik Estrada (who repl
  154. 154 154. John Goodman, Esther Canadas, Sarah McLachlan1998-06-01Dave updates his map of the various locales in which he has received speeding tickets; Dave mentions that the son of Dave Dorsett was selected in today's MLB draft; Biff promotes h
  155. 155 155. Norm MacDonald, Jacques Villeneuve, Randy Travis1998-06-02All night long, animals lick the camera lens. Included are a pot-bellied pig, lemur, a skunk, a miniature horse, and a guy dressed as a cat (Film Coordinator Rick ""Shecky"" Scheck
  156. 156 156. Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Bradley, Chase Butrell1998-06-03Sarah Jessica Parker promotes her new HBO comedy Sex and the City, while ""Paul Shaffer's Chair of Mystery"" reveals the uglier side of Julia Roberts (played by Kenny Rogers).
  157. 157 157. Evander Holyfield, Laura Linney, Fastball1998-06-04After being bumped the last two nights, Late Show intern Jeremy Weiner finally gets his moment in the sun in ""Dave Hangs with Interns,"" a segment that lasts around five seconds.
  158. 158 158. George Carlin, Bob Saget, Emmylou Harris, Indigo Girls, Luscious Jackson, Rebekah1998-06-05Live via satellite at the Beverly Hills Hotel in sunny Southern California, Walter Matthau gets a haircut. Also, Luscious Jackson, Emmylou Harris, and the Indigo Girls perfrom toge
  159. 159 159. Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo1998-06-08Tonight's remote: Delivery guys deliver stuff to Dave's ""apartment"" in Flushing Meadows; items include a tree, a clown, beer, a sofa, a TV, and a singing telegram.
  160. 160 160. Bill Cosby, Andy Dick1998-06-09Dave tries to call Merv Griffin, but ends up chatting with his clueless receptionist; Dave shows a subpoena caddy he claims Martha Stewart made for President Clinton; Bill Cosby pe
  161. 161 161. Bob Newhart, Nicole Sullivan, Wendy Liebman1998-06-10
  162. 162 162. Harrison Ford, Dane Cook1998-06-11A Starbucks is opened inside the band section, while actor-comedian Dane Cook makes his television stand-up debut.
  163. 163 163. Charles Grodin, Paul Rodriguez1998-06-12Dave obsesses over some new words in the Merriam Webster Dictionary, and then reads definitions from an advance copy to the audience.
  164. 164 164. Naomi Campbell, Luke Buchheit, Sinead O'Connor1998-06-15Live from the Beverly Hills Hilton, Casey Kasem arm wrestles bellhops; Dave and Tony look for the best steak restaurant in NYC; Dave chats with a boy from Jersey who had seven prom
  165. 165 165. David Duchovny, Stevie Nicks1998-06-16The outside cam reveals the long line of people waiting with anticipation to see the next ""Charts and Graphs"" segment on June 30. Also, Dave is started to find that tonight's To
  166. 166 166. Ellen Barkin, Jeff Altman, Sonic Youth1998-06-17An audience member walks out in disgust when Dave reminds everyone that the next ""Charts & Graphs"" segment in not for another two weeks. Also, Tony forgets a cue card and Dave g
  167. 167 167. Sam Donaldson, Gloria Reuben, Babyface & Des'ree1998-06-18Dave promotes the overhauled Late Show site, while Tony Randall brags about having a baby (his second) at age 78 with his own Top Ten list.
  168. 168 168. Anthony Edwards, George Miller, Sean Lennon1998-06-19Overexcited soccer commentator Andres Cantor presents the Top Ten; Sean Lennon performs ""Home.""
  169. 169 169. Piedmont Bird Callers, George Clooney, Steve Yzerman1998-06-22The Piedmont Bird Callers, once a favored act on Johnny Carson's show, make their third-ever appearance on Letterman. Also, Dave chats with Steve Yzerman, captain of the back-to-b
  170. 170 170. John McEnroe, The Pretenders1998-06-23Al Norwood stirs Dave's coffee with the boom mike; Biff attempts to play the sax; Dave shows a clip of his supposed cameo in the ""X-Files"" movie.
  171. 171 171. Jennifer Lopez, Chris Eigeman, Largo1998-06-24Tony gives Dave the finger, while up-and-coming singer/actress Jennifer Lopez promotes Out of Sight.
  172. 172 172. Dennis Quaid, Chloe Sevigny, Grant Lee Buffalo1998-06-25Inspired by watching an episode of Wall Street Week where the panelists sit at a coffee table, Dave asks Biff to ""host"" the guests in the green room.
  173. 173 173. Mary Tyler Moore, Ron Eldard1998-06-26Mailbag: Paul goes to desperate measures in order to get a raise, while Mujibur and Sirajul go on a wild goose chase for one of Dave's blue cards.
  174. 174 174. Lisa Kudrow, Mike Piazza, Billy Bragg & Wilco1998-06-29Throughout the night, Pat and Kenny throw stuff off the roof, including two 5-gallon water jugs, a pinball machine, twenty gallons of paint, and a TV/VCR set playing a Jerry Spring
  175. 175 175. Martha Anne Godwin, Kristen Johnston, Lucinda Williams1998-06-30After several weeks of hype, hoopla, and anticipation, Dave finally does a ""Charts and Graphs"" segment; Dave claims that there's a webcam of him on the CBS site; child hollerin'
  176. 176 176. Tom Brokaw, Steve Zahn, The Hummingbirds with Stevie Wonder & Paul Simon1998-07-01Thinking that it's robbing him of half of his audience, Dave shows phony clips of the X-Games competition being aired on cable; The Dixie Hummingbirds (featuring Stevie Wonder and
  177. 177 177. Ben Stiller, Hatty Jones, Spice Girls1998-07-02In honor of Independence Day, Biff does a report from Colonial Williamsburg; Ben Stiller promotes There's Something About Mary; The Spice Girls make their first television appearan
  178. 178 178. The Beltway Bunch, Stupid Pet Tricks, Bob Dole1998-07-03During Mailbag, various staffers show the audience their baby pictures; Dave introduces a musical comedy troupe called ""The Beltway Bunch"" (a rip-off of The Capital Steps), and T
  179. 179 179. Don Rickles, Matt Drudge, Cherry Poppin' Daddies1998-07-13Dave points out an audience member that resembles Rupert; Dave gives a little league baseball team a pep talk; Cherry Poppin' Daddies perform ""Here Comes the Snake.""
  180. 180 180. Matt Dillon, Daniel Boulud, Arj Barker1998-07-14Soul singer Chuck Jackson sits in; Dave shows the audience what a laugh track looks like; the audience is forced to sit through another edition of ""Please Stop Calling Me Chief.""
  181. 181 181. Antonio Banderas, Chris Elliot1998-07-15Some guy in a kimono sits in with the band; in honor of Antonio Banderas' new movie, Rob doodles on a legal pad to show what Dave would look like if he was Zorro; Chris Elliott and
  182. 182 182. Anthony Hopkins, Cowboy Junkies1998-07-16Know Your Current Events: the husband of one of tonight's contestants volunteers to be put to sleep by hypnotist Dr. Neil Cavey. Feeling anxious due to all the attention, he never
  183. 183 183. Gabriel Byrne, John Witherspoon, Tricky & P.J. Harvey1998-07-17The ""Top Ten Cool Ways the Government Could Spend $63 Billion"" is followed by an investigation by WCBS reporter David Diaz, who scrutinizes the lack of effort put into the long-r
  184. 184 184. James Caan, Buck O'Neil, Lenny Kravitz1998-07-20Live out on the street, we see the traffic ""congestion"" created by New York hosting the Goodwill Games; Dave changes his tie midway through the show; James Caan shaves his mustac
  185. 185 185. Janet Jackson, Scott Farrell, Nanci Griffith1998-07-21In the latest roll call, Dave signs ""Zorro"" (Anton), an audience member with an enormous cold sore, and ""Lynette the Late Show Opera Singer"" off the checklist.
  186. 186 186. Tony Danza, Peter Farrelly, Brian Wilson1998-07-22Biff stands on the sidewalk in 95 degree heat as he tries to determine once again whether a Popsicle® or a Fudgesicle® will melt faster; around the corner from the theater, Dave ho
  187. 187 187. Marilu Henner, Gloria Estefan1998-07-23Biff visits Branson, Missouri, while Marilu Henner unsuccessfully tries to persuade Dave into doing some calisthenics.
  188. 188 188. Pauly Shore, Pam Grier, Natalie Imbruglia1998-07-24A new feature debuts, as Dave announces #3 on the Top Ten List at the start of the show; Mujibur and Sirajul lose their virginity on an internet webcam, and later they hop in bed w
  189. 189 189. Jenny McCarthy, Adam Arkin, Tori Amos1998-07-27Dave has a lengthy discourse on an article he read in Martha Stewart Living; ""Late Show Meteorologist"" Skip Hopson reports from 53rd Street; Tori Amos performs ""Spark.""
  190. 190 190. Kids with animals, Gary Sinise, Goo Goo Dolls1998-07-28A softball game between Late Show staffers and the cast of Miss Saigon is rigged by Dave; Anton goes into ""Buddy Rich, Jr."" mode and performs drums solos throughout the night; Th
  191. 191 191. Yasmine Bleeth, David Brenner, Barenaked Ladies1998-07-29Dave shows a personal ad from the Washington Post that looks like it was written by President Clinton; Alan fantasizes about waffles; Paul serenades Yasmine Bleeth.
  192. 192 192. Samuel L. Jackson, Jenni, Smashing Pumpkins1998-07-30Dave chats with Jennifer Ringley, the Seattle-based college student best known for operating the voyeuristic website JenniCAM.
  193. 193 193. Jamie Lee Curtis, George Freestone1998-07-31Dave points out an audience member who looks like Kenny Rogers; during ""Late Show en espanol,"" Tony walks out in a suit and bad wig and does a Letterman-type monologue; Dave chat
  194. 194 194. Drew Barrymore, Dee Dee Meyers, The Verve1998-08-03During a segment in which he shows real and doctored Clinton and Gore news articles, Dave announces that his pants are too tight.
  195. 195 195. Noyz Boyz, Nathan Lane, Boy George & Culture Club1998-08-04Paul and Anton Fig participate in a game called ""Average Television Viewer vs. Late Show Television Viewer.""
  196. 196 196. Penn & Teller, French Stewart, Wynton Marsalis1998-08-05During the annual ""New for Summer"" segment, Mujibur and Sirajul are declared ""Late Show Prom King and Queen."" Later, Penn and Teller perform their new magic act.
  197. 197 197. Jerry Seinfeld, Hunter Scott1998-08-06Dave feels highly suspect of the audience's intelligence during ""Know Your Current Events""; John Popper sits in with the band; Dave chats with Hunter Scott, a 13-year-old WW II h
  198. 198 198. Tom Arnold, Doris Roberts, Blues Traveler1998-08-07John Popper is still sitting in with the band, while Doris Roberts promotes ""Everybody Loves Raymond.""
  199. 199 199. Leslie Nielsen, David Roth, Teresa Witherspoon1998-08-10Biff goes outside to annoy people with a bullhorn. Later, Dave meets David Roth, a noted coin magician.
  200. 200 200. Kevin Spacey, Bobby Rahal, Harvey Danger1998-08-11Throughout the show, stockbrokers jump out of a fifth-story window.
  201. 201 201. Ray Liotta, Sela Ward, Liz Phair1998-08-12""Riverdance"" performs live via telephone from Cincinnati. Later, Liz Phair promotes her new album, ""WhiteChocolateSpaceEgg.""
  202. 202 202. Angela Basset, Pete Townshend1998-08-13Paul and somebody named ""Mary Beth"" host a spoof of ""Regis & Kathie Lee"" with Inky Mendez playing Gelman. Regis suddenly pops out of the audience, heckles them, and gets throw
  203. 203 203. Wesley Snipes, Robert Klein1998-08-14Wesley Snipes promotes the movie ""Spawn.""