Late Show with David Letterman S07E173 · National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak

Air date: 2000-07-04

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Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's National Hollerin' Championship perform onstage.

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  1. 1 1. Kevin James, Sheryl Crow1999-09-07Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.
  2. 2 2. Ricki Lake, Kid Rock1999-09-08Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.
  3. 3 3. Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers1999-09-09Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.
  4. 4 4. Queen Latifah, John Popper1999-09-10John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.
  5. 5 5. John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith1999-09-13George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last year).
  6. 6 6. Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks1999-09-14Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.
  7. 7 7. John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf1999-09-15Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama.""
  8. 8 8. Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera1999-09-16With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwhile, Jenna Elfman hi
  9. 9 9. Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson1999-09-17During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead.
  10. 10 10. Michael J. Fox, Heather French1999-09-20Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.
  11. 11 11. Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald1999-09-21Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man.""
  12. 12 12. Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis1999-09-22Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy.""
  13. 13 13. Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert1999-09-23Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.
  14. 14 14. Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray1999-09-24During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial.
  15. 15 15. Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits1999-09-27Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.
  16. 16 16. Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt1999-09-28Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced called ""For the La
  17. 17 17. Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band1999-09-29Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfield presents the Top T
  18. 18 18. Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics1999-09-30Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"": He walk
  19. 19 19. Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart1999-10-01Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervision.
  20. 20 20. Harrison Ford, David Bowie1999-10-04""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child.""
  21. 21 21. Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge1999-10-05Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that he will no longer m
  22. 22 22. Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart1999-10-06Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism.
  23. 23 23. Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top1999-10-07A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks.
  24. 24 24. Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting1999-10-081999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day.""
  25. 25 25. Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell1999-10-11Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.
  26. 26 26. Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett1999-10-12Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.
  27. 27 27. Farrah Fawcett1999-10-13The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test, a babe presents him
  28. 28 28. John Malkovich, Harland Williams1999-10-14Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees tickets to an audienc
  29. 29 29. Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby1999-10-15During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said by John
  30. 30 30. Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club1999-10-25Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and John Rocker; the octo
  31. 31 31. John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes1999-10-26Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report.
  32. 32 32. Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin1999-10-27Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment.
  33. 33 33. Joe Torre, Denzel Washington1999-10-28Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Denzel Washington plugs ""The Bone Collector.""
  34. 34 34. Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant1999-10-29Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comments after getting bump
  35. 35 35. Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage1999-11-01Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials.
  36. 36 36. Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine1999-11-02Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath"" on the roof in pouring rain.
  37. 37 37. Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich1999-11-0314-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese and Ricky Martin; after Mujibur and Siraj
  38. 38 38. Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists1999-11-04A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd Street. Also, Roberta Glasspari and Th
  39. 39 39. Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg1999-11-05Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives flu shots to the audience.
  40. 40 40. Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal1999-11-08NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay Johnson, Fred Dhimizu and Patty McDonald
  41. 41 41. Don Rickles, Jane Clayson1999-11-09Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via satellite, it's another Open Mic Night in
  42. 42 42. Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C1999-11-10Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Sirajul racing to the death in a soap box
  43. 43 43. Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro1999-11-11Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. By the end of the show, the Hi-Ho Girls
  44. 44 44. Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp1999-11-12Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seasonal audience flu shots.
  45. 45 45. Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell1999-11-15Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Early Show. Midway through an interview,
  46. 46 46. Will Smith, Creed1999-11-16Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated lowest. As a condolence, Dave presents the mayor
  47. 47 47. Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth1999-11-17During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear.
  48. 48 48. Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows1999-11-18Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute.
  49. 49 49. Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt1999-11-19Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike.
  50. 50 50. Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett1999-11-22Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comment on ""What They're Thankful For.""
  51. 51 51. Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church1999-11-23Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kathie Lee Gifford delivers a turkey to Dave.
  52. 52 52. Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind1999-11-24""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY.
  53. 53 53. George Carlin, Jewel1999-11-25Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, Dorothy shows her refrigera
  54. 54 54. Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin1999-11-26A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Night in the Mohave De
  55. 55 55. Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige1999-11-29During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during tonight's Open Mic in the Mojave Desert, a t
  56. 56 56. Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters1999-11-30Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Hollywood Story""; Jenny McCarthy plugs ""Scream 3.""
  57. 57 57. Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John1999-12-01Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee, IL mayor Donald Green, who receives an
  58. 58 58. Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley1999-12-02For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ""Know Your Japanese Cartoon Crap.""
  59. 59 59. Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple1999-12-03
  60. 60 60. Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M.1999-12-13
  61. 61 61. Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie1999-12-14
  62. 62 62. Danny DeVito, Harry Smith1999-12-15Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy has been promoted to stagehand.
  63. 63 63. Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette1999-12-16
  64. 64 64. Joe Breen, Jude Law1999-12-17
  65. 65 65. Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC1999-12-20
  66. 66 66. Emily Watson, LL Cool J1999-12-21
  67. 67 67. Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson1999-12-22
  68. 68 68. Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love1999-12-23
  69. 69 69. Matt Damon, Q-Tip1999-12-27Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patrick Stewart and the Taco Bell chihuahua star in ""A
  70. 70 70. Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner1999-12-28
  71. 71 71. Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg1999-12-29
  72. 72 72. Dick Clark, Ralph Charles1999-12-30
  73. 73 73. Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic1999-12-31
  74. 74 74. Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen2000-01-03
  75. 75 75. Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner2000-01-04
  76. 76 76. Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman2000-01-05
  77. 77 77. George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy2000-01-06
  78. 78 78. Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler2000-01-07
  79. 79 79. Kate Winslet, Ice Cube2000-01-10
  80. 80 80. Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter2000-01-11
  81. 81 81. Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan2000-01-12
  82. 82 82. Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd2000-01-13Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lynyrd Skynard performs ""Sweet Home Alabama.""
  83. 83 83. Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt2000-01-14Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning.
  84. 84 84. Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin2000-02-07It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery three weeks before. Amongst the highlight
  85. 85 85. Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito2000-02-08""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats with Jerry Seinfeld, who introduces foota
  86. 86 86. Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short2000-02-09Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old friend Martin Short. Amongst tonight's cl
  87. 87 87. Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker2000-02-10Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill goes to the balcony via a ladder; a Top
  88. 88 88. Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal2000-02-11Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector to show a clip from his latest movie (se
  89. 89 89. Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano2000-02-14Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Drew and Dave getting married one month aft
  90. 90 90. David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin2000-02-15Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball turkey hotline (see Show #1345); a Top Ten
  91. 91 91. Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles2000-02-16Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. Tonight's clips: Norm vents after being d
  92. 92 92. Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt2000-02-17Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows film footage of Mike as a Canadian Cub Sc
  93. 93 93. Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah2000-02-18""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring any animals to the set. Tonight's clips:
  94. 94 94. Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters2000-02-21Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis.
  95. 95 95. Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook2000-02-22Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter.
  96. 96 96. Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman2000-02-23In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; during a segment calle
  97. 97 97. Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar2000-02-24Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she gets heckled by an audience member who no
  98. 98 98. John Goodman, Norm MacDonald2000-02-25Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery resembling Don King. Also, Hank Hill (of ""King
  99. 99 99. Drew Carey, Dolly Parton2000-02-28""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album.
  100. 100 100. David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals2000-02-29David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos.
  101. 101 101. Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush2000-03-01Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound.""
  102. 102 102. Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth2000-03-02Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song from the musical You're a Good Man, Cha
  103. 103 103. Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan2000-03-03Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature.""
  104. 104 104. Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard2000-03-06Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonie
  105. 105 105. Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s2000-03-07Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a school desk placed in front of Dave's desk;
  106. 106 106. Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge2000-03-08During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonight's ""Beat the Clock"" with the home ver
  107. 107 107. Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito2000-03-09Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken.
  108. 108 108. Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt2000-03-10
  109. 109 109. Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby2000-03-20In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his cable service. Afterwards, he admits th
  110. 110 110. Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith2000-03-21Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof.
  111. 111 111. Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes2000-03-22Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial reaction during her latest Oscar special;
  112. 112 112. Rosie Perez, Robert Klein2000-03-27Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The address… is CBS"") and cracks wise on Gene Keady's h
  113. 113 113. Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood2000-03-28Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. Also, Dave has Rupert make a Hello Deli
  114. 114 114. Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn2000-03-29Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called ""What I like about Spring,"" Alan unwittingly ad
  115. 115 115. John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill2000-03-30Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water.
  116. 116 116. David Arquette, Al Green2000-03-31During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recently-announced discovery that most gay me
  117. 117 117. Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell2000-04-03Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera.
  118. 118 118. David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed2000-04-04Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul, but not for Biff; Dave mentions that h
  119. 119 119. Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne2000-04-05
  120. 120 120. Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah2000-04-06
  121. 121 121. Jon Stewart, Faith Hill2000-04-07Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Dave a human heart, and after Dave declines, Jon wal
  122. 122 122. Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell2000-04-10
  123. 123 123. Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda2000-04-11Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from being heard on-air. Also, Jenna Elfman promotes Ke
  124. 124 124. Paul Newman, Pearl Jam2000-04-12Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barbershop quartet sings intern Bob Dickerson's resume;
  125. 125 125. Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson2000-04-13Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience.
  126. 126 126. Ben Stiller, Brian Regan2000-04-14Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, Dave and Paul star in the new crime drama ""Good Co
  127. 127 127. Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon2000-04-24Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere double bypass a year ago. Also, Dave stop
  128. 128 128. Kristin Johnson, Live2000-04-25After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazine, has finally been rolled out. Also, Alan inter
  129. 129 129. Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins2000-04-26The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkins perform ""Blue Skies Bring Tears.""
  130. 130 130. Salma Hayek, Ray Romano2000-04-27The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confused German son celebrate Take Your Daughters to Wor
  131. 131 131. Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis2000-04-28During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite game, ""Staffer/Not a Staffer""; David Wells and
  132. 132 132. David Spade, Marion Jones2000-05-01Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a trend that sweeping various TV shows nowada
  133. 133 133. Kim Basinger, Oasis2000-05-02Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope introduces Rob
  134. 134 134. Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station2000-05-03Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwatch.""
  135. 135 135. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg2000-05-04Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage of a woman dropping a bowling ball on her husband
  136. 136 136. Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones2000-05-05Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave sings the praises of Tivo; ten jockeys present the
  137. 137 137. Betty White, Hanson2000-05-08Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another ""What's New"" segment,
  138. 138 138. John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate2000-05-09Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 350 Million Dollars?""; after three years
  139. 139 139. Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea2000-05-10Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he had a nightmare involving Maria Pope; Caroline Rhea
  140. 140 140. Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing2000-05-11Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails.""
  141. 141 141. Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell2000-05-12Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard if needed; during Mailbag, Dave becomes
  142. 142 142. Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters2000-05-15Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; Rob announces that Ed has officially been picked u
  143. 143 143. David Hyde Pierce, Phish2000-05-16Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying.
  144. 144 144. Hugh Grant, Carly Simon2000-05-17Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags.
  145. 145 145. Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan2000-05-18A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Thomas is discussed, so Dave shows a gag re
  146. 146 146. Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski2000-05-19Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith drops a bowling ball on the head of Ken
  147. 147 147. Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris2000-05-22Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses his health-related ""retirement"" from television.
  148. 148 148. Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 202000-05-23Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; Dave flips through a furniture catalog; M
  149. 149 149. Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan2000-05-24James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Missouri; a man pretending to be Les Moonv
  150. 150 150. Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller2000-05-25""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy.
  151. 151 151. Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King2000-05-26Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair.
  152. 152 152. Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner2000-06-05
  153. 153 153. Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes2000-06-06Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be going down!""
  154. 154 154. Robert Duvall, Don Henley2000-06-07Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would use his name as a clu
  155. 155 155. Roger Ebert, Nia Long2000-06-08Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a video camera and some rations, and eventual
  156. 156 156. Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor2000-06-09Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly guesses that it is a staffer; talent re
  157. 157 157. Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard2000-06-12Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear life in the boiler room; Biff visits the NB
  158. 158 158. Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi2000-06-13Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found standing on the roof for no particular
  159. 159 159. Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes2000-06-14Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then declares himself a ""Volcano God""; Isaac Hay
  160. 160 160. Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya2000-06-15An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey Stillman, the first Survivor loser to ap
  161. 161 161. Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco2000-06-16Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" Dave accidentally steps on d
  162. 162 162. John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes2000-06-19
  163. 163 163. Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones2000-06-20Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Championship, Harold Larkin opens the door
  164. 164 164. Dana Carvey, No Doubt2000-06-21Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) returns to celebrate the one-yea
  165. 165 165. Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson2000-06-22George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; PJ Olsson performs ""Visine.""
  166. 166 166. Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans2000-06-23Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats with (pre-recorded) footage of Shaquille
  167. 167 167. Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle2000-06-26Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. Bush is ""(as) dumb as a box of tools""; after his
  168. 168 168. James Belushi, Third Eye Blind2000-06-27Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the genetics scientists for cracking the genetic code
  169. 169 169. Martha Stewart, Travis2000-06-28Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue bike, then gives The Nuge a guitar case made entir
  170. 170 170. George Clooney, Warren Zevon2000-06-29Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a cop who stopped him for speeding recently
  171. 171 171. Jay Thomas, David Sedaris2000-06-30Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's head off; a social worker named Lauren is the firs
  172. 172 172. Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson2000-07-03Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Navy, and 200 sailors from the USS Nassau
  173. 173 173. National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak2000-07-04Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's National Hollerin' Champ
  174. 174 174. Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle2000-07-05The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a reality show-themed Top Ten; Dave bullies T
  175. 175 175. Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans2000-07-06Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled flirting. Also, Shawn Wayans promotes Scary Movie
  176. 176 176. Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman2000-07-07Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of the show; Jerry Foley appears on ""Staffer- Not a S
  177. 177 177. Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith2000-07-17Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cordy drops by; Elliott Smith performs ""Somebody Tha
  178. 178 178. Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks2000-07-18Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to scare them into appearing on camera.
  179. 179 179. Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five2000-07-19Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's interested in being a guest on the show;
  180. 180 180. Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte2000-07-20Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her drinking a water bottle), followed by similar clips f
  181. 181 181. Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl2000-07-21Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon Stewart discuss politics.
  182. 182 182. Harrison Ford2000-07-24Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppet-master, Dave's fiancé and Paul's girlfriend (th
  183. 183 183. Don Rickles, Ween2000-07-25Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that there has been no word from the Bush camp; George Pli
  184. 184 184. Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner2000-07-26A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can of Off! bug spray; Kathie Lee Gifford receives a fa
  185. 185 185. Connie Chung, Harry Hill2000-07-27An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten.
  186. 186 186. Roseanne, David Gray2000-07-28Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon.""
  187. 187 187. Edie Falco, Macy Gray2000-07-31Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Macy Gray sings ""I Try.""
  188. 188 188. Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio2000-08-01During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings.
  189. 189 189. Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart2000-08-02Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart.
  190. 190 190. Al Roker, Craig Ferguson2000-08-03Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book.
  191. 191 191. Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren2000-08-04During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of Inky Mendez's tantrums, we see an ad for
  192. 192 192. Tom Selleck, Jordan2000-08-07For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the stripper-turned-writer who was eliminated from ""Big Br
  193. 193 193. Al Franken, Guster2000-08-08""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini.
  194. 194 194. Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock2000-08-09Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns.""
  195. 195 195. Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones2000-08-10Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen Haskell.
  196. 196 196. Vince Vaughn, Eels2000-08-11Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show.