Life in Pieces S01E05 · Babe Secret Phone Germs

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Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Clementine, to meet the family. Also, Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Will, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone behind her parents' backs.

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1. 1 1. Pilot2015-09-21 · 23mAs the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life’s all about.
2. 2 2. Interruptus Date Breast Movin'2015-09-28 · 23mAfter Matt walks in on Joan and John being intimate, Joan attempts to lead a group therapy session. Also, Jen hires a breast-feeding consultant couple, Matt and Colleen have the mo
3. 3 3. Sleepy Email Brunch Tree2015-10-05 · 23mWhen Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them. Also, John, Matt and Greg try to prove their masculinity by
4. 4 4. Prison Baby Golf Picking2015-10-12 · 23mThe siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jen’s parenting skills. Also, Chad insists on having one last meal w
5. 5 5. Babe Secret Phone Germs2015-10-19 · 23mTim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Clementine, to meet the family. Also, Matt and Colleen are caug
6. 6 6. Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce2015-11-05 · 23mWhen Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his new business venture. Also, Jen and Greg try to be intimate
7. 7 7. Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto2015-11-12 · 23mWhen Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping, Heather suspects Matt bought Colleen ear
8. 8 8. Godparent Turkey Corn Farts2015-11-19 · 23mJoan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen’s cauliflower dish. Also, Tim and Sophia tr
9. 9 9. Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste2015-11-26 · 23mWhen Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they’ve had in months. Also, John takes Samantha and Sophia to a restaur
10. 10 10. Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong2015-12-10 · 23mGreg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score. Also, Heather qu
11. 11 11. College Stealing Santa Caroling2015-12-17 · 23mColleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to hijack Lark’s first Christmas from Jen and Greg, Samantha sne
12. 12 12. Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie2016-01-07 · 23mHeather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don’t hit it off. Also, Greg insists he and Jen take separate flights in
13. 13 13. Party Lobster Gym Sale2016-01-14 · 23mGreg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Also, Heather and Jen host a secret garage sale that directly competes with one Joan is having, Tyler and Samant
14. 14 14. Will Trash Book Spa2016-01-21 · 23mWhen Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn’t turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. Also, Tim, Heather and the kids have a contest to see who can
15. 15 15. Soccer Gigi TV Mikey2016-02-04 · 23mWhen Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him. Also, Tyler brings Clementine, to visit his great-grandmoth
16. 16 16. Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant2016-02-11 · 23mWhen Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly hits on her. Also, Tim’s tattoo artist, Lois makes a spelling
17. 17 17. Hair Recital Rainbow Mom2016-02-18 · 23mWhen John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. Also, Heather worries that Sophia’s piano recital will be a disaster; Jen,
18. 18 18. Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak2016-02-25 · 23mAfter realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he’d like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn’t get along well with Joan. Also, Heather accidentally sends Tyler a sexy tex
19. 19 19. Pestilence War Famine Death2016-03-03 · 23mJohn and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. Also, Greg and Jen invite their exterminator and hi
20. 20 20. Prank Assistant Gum Puppy2016-03-10 · 23mGreg feels threatened by Jen's handsome assistant; Tim and Heather plan a prank.
21. 21 21. Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie2016-03-31 · 23mTim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. Also, Greg fantasizes about what to write in
22. 22 22. Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring2016-03-31 · 23mThe first season concludes with John and Joan revealing a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. Also, Greg quits his job after creating a public funding campai