MAD S03E02 · Yawn Carter / Franklin and Crash

Overview

After receiving a device from Abin Sur, John Carter teleported to Mars. There he meets Marvin the Martian who dubs him "Yawn Carter" for his long winded boring back story. Marvin asks Carter for his help to fight their civil war, but Carter is reluctant since he would rather search for gold. Marvin's dog K-9 grabs Carter and takes him to their village. Seeing that he has survived the trip, it is declared that Carter has super powers that can be useful in the war. While there Carter is greeted by the princess Dejah Thoris, who informs him that she has be betrothed to J'onn J'onzz a man she does not love. J'onzz has Carter arrested for fraternizing with Thoris. As punishment, Carter is pitted to a fight to the death with ravenous Bruno Mars. Carter manages to kill Mars, escape to the arena, and crash the wedding. However, Carter learns that the entire events were just an elaborate plan for Thoris to get an engagement ring. As Carter declares his feelings and gives her a diamond ring, Thoris teleports Carter back to Earth. / Trial lawyer, Jared Franklin is paired with Crash Bandicoot. Together the two must defend the Prince of the Cosmos who has been accused of property damage from creating large katamaris. At the trial, prosecutor Sonic the Hedgehog presents compelling video evidence showing the Prince in the process of creating various katamaris. Finally, the Prince calls upon his father, the King, who explains that the Prince's activities were to help repopulate the cosmos with new stars, as the King accidentally did away with all the old stars. As he speaks, the King takes the entire courthouse and hurls it into space to make it the final star in the Alfred E. Newman constellation. / Also: Madvent Calendar, Burglar Disguised as a Raccoon, Sports Drink Drink, RPG Nerd Has to Get a Life, Alfred E. Neuman for President Celebrity Endorsement, The Woman in Back, Spy vs. Spy, and Mini Golf

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1. 1 1. The Iron Giant Lady / Raising a New Hope2012-05-28 · 11mOn her road to become Britain's prime minster, Margaret Thatcher encounters several problems, as she is a giant iron gynoid with a loud voice and limited vocabulary. So she decides
2. 2 2. Yawn Carter / Franklin and Crash2012-06-04 · 11mAfter receiving a device from Abin Sur, John Carter teleported to Mars. There he meets Marvin the Martian who dubs him "Yawn Carter" for his long winded boring back story. Marvin a
3. 3 3. Battleship vs. Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Rec2012-06-11 · 11mThanks to 3-D technology, the RMS Titanic is able avoid the iceberg only to encounter with a hostel alien battleship. Rose and Jack are greeted by Adm. Shane who briefs them on the
4. 4 4. Betty White and the Huntsman / Ancient Greek Mythbusters2012-06-18 · 11mQueen Ravenna is shocked when her magic mirror informs her that Betty White is fairer than she and orders Eric the Huntsman to retrieve her heart. Eric goes to Betty White's office
5. 5 5. I Am Lorax / Modern Family Circus2012-06-25 · 11mWill Smith is the last man on earth who speaks for the trees. Then, the cast of Modern Family hang out with their distant relatives from the funny pages. Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred
6. 6 6. This Means War Machine / iCharlie2012-07-16 · 11mIron Man and War Machine realize they're dating the same woman: Pepper Potts! / Charlie Brown films himself doing dangerous stunts.
7. 7 7. The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild2012-07-23 · 11mA silent movie star is kicked to the curb for America's new favorite form of entertainment: mixed martial arts! / Aquaman faces off against the desert.
8. 8 8. The Blunder Games / The Poop-seidon Adventure2012-07-30 · 11mThe tributes from District 12 battle the tributes from District Hogwarts and District Twilight. / It's a MAD classic as a famous boat flips its lid.
9. 9 9. Average-ers / Legend of Dora2012-09-13 · 11mNick Fury needs to save the world with whatever heroes don't have their own movies to make. / Dora the Explorer is the newest Avatar revealed.
10. 10 10. Men In Black to the Future / Pokémon Of Interest2012-09-20 · 11mAgent J bounces through time looking for his partner. / John Reese uses his Special Forces skills to track down a Psyduck.
11. 11 11. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus /The Adjustment Burro2012-09-27 · 11mThe star of Kid Icarus gets picked on by the popular video game characters. Then Eeyore's life is planned out for him ... but what if he changed that plan? Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfre
12. 12 12. Taking Nemo / Once Upon a Toon2012-10-04 · 11mNemo gets taken so his dad calls up Liam Neeson to save him. / Henry Swan gathers the characters of Cartoon Network's past to stand up against an unknown evil.
13. 13 13. Outtagascar / F·I·E·N·D·S2012-11-12 · 11mThe cast of Madagascar wind up on the train for characters whose movies are clearly out of gas. Then, six super villains try to make their way in New York City.
14. 14 14. The Amazing Spider-Minaj / Go, Dragon Ball, Go!2012-10-25 · 11mPeter Parker's not the only web head in town. Then, Diego searches for the Dragon Balls so he can save all the animals.
15. 15 15. FrankenWinnie / ParaMorgan2012-10-25 · 11mWhen Winnie the Pooh falls apart, Christopher Robin is determined... to bring him back to life! / Norman Babcock is a weird little boy who hears the voices of... Morgan Freeman! /
16. 16 16. Dark Knight at the Museum; Lemming Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Video Game Deaths2012-11-01 · 11mBatman investigates a crime at the Museum of Television to stop the Riddler. / Three orphaned Lemmings (Violet, Klaus, and Sunny) go on the run from an evil guardian, Wario! / M
17. 17 17. Total Recall Me Maybe / Asgardigans2012-11-08 · 11mMAD tries to recall the plot of Total Recall, through song. Then, Thor teams up with some weird creatures from the backyard. Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E.
18. 18 18. Bourne Leg-a-Turkey / PilGrimm2012-11-15 · 11mIt's MAD's Thanksgiving special! A turkey secret agent is on the run from the people who created him.
19. 19 19. Here Comes the Doom; Brain Purge2012-11-29 · 11mHere Comes the Doom: It's back to school. When a high school needs funding, they turn to comic book arch-villain, Dr. Victor von Doom! / Brain Purge: Agent J runs a game show that
20. 20 20. Fantastic Four Christmases; Red and White Collar2012-12-06 · 11mIt's a MAD Christmas Special! The kids of the Fantastic Four have to go to all four relatives' houses in one day, and deal with yuletide super villains! Then, Santa is let out of j
21. 21 21. The Hip Hobbit; The Monday Project2013-01-21 · 11mBilbo embarks on an old-school quest of rhyming and break dancing. Then, Garfield vows to get his life together.
22. 22 22. The Perks of Being a Wall Crawler; Regular Shogun Warriors2013-01-28 · 11mSpider-Man gives a shy kid advice so he can become a cool wall crawler. Then, some giant robots hang around and watch TV.
23. 23 23. Twilight Breaking Down; GOllum On2013-02-04 · 11mBella and Edward have one last challenge to overcome … finding a babysitter! Then, Gollum joins a support group to help him get overthe loss of his ring. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Sp
24. 24 24. Life of Rhyme; Here Comes Yogi Boo Boo2013-02-18 · 11mThe classic tale of a boy trapped on a boat with a cat in the hat. Then, two dumb gross bears act gross and dumb. Plus, Alfred E.Neuman, Spy vs.
25. 25 25. James Bond: Reply All; Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler2013-02-25 · 11mJames Bond must track down an e-mail that went out to too many people. Then, a 9th grader dons the beard of a legend. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.
26. 26 26. George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper; Star Wars Earned Stripes2013-03-04 · 11mThe completely true tale of Washington's war against the cherry trees is finally told. Then, do these C-list celebrities have whatit takes to be A-list Storm Troopers? Plus, Alfred
27. 31 31. Papa; 1600 Finn2013-05-13A family is haunted by a small, blue menace; Finn the Human moves into the White House.
28. 32 32. G.I. E.I. Joe; Dog With a Captain's Log2013-05-20The G.I. Joes recruit help from the farm; the Starship Enterprise's new crew member.
29. 33 33. The `S' Cape From Planet Earth; The X-Mentalist2013-05-27Scorch Supernova must save a defenseless man of steel; the X-Men become police officers.
30. 34 34. Po-Blivion; Umbrellamentary2013-06-17Jack Harper believes he is the last man alive until encountering a talking panda; Sherlock Holmes goes missing and Mary Poppins investigates.
31. 35 35. Jaws the Great and Powerful; Off Their Spockers2013-06-24A balloon carries a shark to the Land of Oz; Old Spock pranks his younger self and the Enterprise crew.
32. 36 36. Jacks the Giant Slayers; The Most Beautiful Voice2013-07-01Jack is crushed by giants; Prince Eric holds a singing competition to learn the identity of his true love.
33. 37 37. The Flash and the Furious; Saved by Adele2013-07-22Flash aids the crew from "The Fast and the Furious"; a dated high school sitcom gets singing lessons.
34. 38 38. The Great Batsby; Big Time Gold Rush2013-07-29A narrator talks about his time in the '20s with a man who dressed like a bat; Big Time Rush strikes gold.
35. 39 39. First White House Down; McDuck Dynasty2013-08-05George Washington fights cherry trees; a rich old duck yells at his nephews.
36. 40 40. After Bert; Downton Shaggy2013-08-12Will Smith crashes onto a planet with Muppets; Downton Abbey gets a new footman with a large appetite.
37. 41 41. Lone Rango; Doctor Who's Line Is It Anyway?2013-09-02The Lone Ranger recruits a lizard; The Doctor faces an improv game.
38. 42 42. Iron Bland 3; Monsters Community2013-09-09Iron Man battles The Mandarin; the monsters go to Greendale Community College.
39. 43 43. Star Blecch Into Dumbness; Stark Tank2013-09-16The crew of The Enterprise; Iron Man and other wealthy superheroes fund others.
40. 44 44. The Flash and the Furious; Saved by Adele2013-09-23The Fast and Furious crew is aided by The Flash; singing lessons at a high school sitcom.
41. 46 46. Pacific Ring; Horton Hears a Whodunnit2013-10-07Giant robot wrestlers battle giant monsters; an elephant in a tuxedo asks strangers to solve a murder.
42. 47 47. World War ZZZZ; Shazam and Cat2013-10-14Brad Pitt must save the world from zombies in a boring movie; Sam and Cat have a new child to baby-sit.
43. 48 48. Doraline; Monster Mashville2013-10-21Dora the Explorer travels to the "other world"; monster singers compete to write the best Halloween parody song.
44. 50 50. The Dullverine; Under the Dumb2013-11-18Wolverine travels to Japan to avoid another X-Men movie; a small town is trapped under a stupid dome.
45. 51 51. Still Hungry Games; Agents of S.M.U.R.F.2013-11-25Fans demand another Hunger Games; top secret agents are sent by Gargamel to capture the Smurfs.
46. 52 52. Alfred's Game; We Are X-Men2013-12-02The Earth must rely on Alfred E. Neuman; sad mutants get over failed relationships.