Malcolm in the Middle S05E14 · Malcolm Dates a Family

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Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent surcharge on the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but Hal and the boys are sneaking slices on the side. Malcolm meets Angela and becomes instantly smitten with her intellectual family...but starts to feel like a heel because he's asked another girl to the school dance and is forced to break it off with her--er--them. And Francis is reluctant to let Otto hire an assistant for him...but soon comes to like the idea.

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1. 1 1. Vegas2003-11-02 · 23mWhen Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to
2. 2 2. Watching the Baby2003-11-09 · 22mHal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to pick up more diapers. Wh
3. 3 3. Goodbye Kitty2003-11-16 · 22mNo one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
4. 4 4. Thanksgiving2003-11-23 · 22mMalcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
5. 5 5. Malcolm Films Reese2003-11-30 · 22mMalcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
6. 6 6. Malcolm's Job2003-12-07 · 22mMalcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes
7. 7 7. Christmas Trees2003-12-14 · 22mHal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, with the boys using some of their own money, but two priests send homeless people to their business, trying
8. 8 8. Block Party2004-01-04 · 22mNeighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. H
9. 9 9. Dirty Magazine2004-01-11 · 22mMalcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.
10. 10 10. Hot Tub2004-01-25 · 22mJamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis persuades Otto to confront an old adversary that once
11. 11 11. Ida's Boyfriend2004-02-08 · 22mMalcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she met on a cruise. Malco
12. 12 12. Softball2004-02-15 · 22mMalcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break
13. 13 13. Lois's Sister2004-02-22 · 22mLois' younger sister, Susan, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and a cold shoulder for Hal – whom she has never forg
14. 14 14. Malcolm Dates a Family2004-03-14 · 22mLois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent surcharge on the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but Hal and the boys are sneaking slices on the side.
15. 15 15. Reese's Apartment2004-03-21 · 22mFrancis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.
16. 16 16. Malcolm Visits College2004-03-28 · 22mLois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learns the room is co-ed. Meanwhile, after his father d
17. 17 17. Polly in the Middle2004-04-25 · 22mHal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewey (with his "lucky" shi
18. 18 18. Dewey's Special Class2004-05-02 · 22mMalcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a class for the emotionall
19. 19 19. Experiment2004-05-02 · 22mWhen Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them. Malcolm and Stevie attempt a science experiment,
20. 20 20. Victor's Other Family2004-05-09 · 22mWhen Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia, and learns something shocking about her dad.
21. 21 21. Reese Joins the Army (1)2004-05-16 · 22mReese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each other too much and Beth breaks up with Reese. Devastated, Reese
22. 22 22. Reese Joins the Army (2)2004-05-23 · 22mReese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help. But after comparing being captured to being grounded, he tak