McHale's Navy S04E07 · The Bald-Headed Contessa

Overview

After both Binghamton and Harrigan catch McHale and the guys having some unauthorized R&R in the home of an Italian Contessa, they have no choice but to go along with the plan of having Parker pose as the Contessa, in order to try to fool General Bronson, and keep everyone out of trouble.

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1. 1 1. War, Italian Style1965-09-14 · 30mMcHale, the 73 Crew, Captain Binghamton, and Lieutenant Carpenter have all been transferred to a base in the little coastal town of Voltafiore, Italy, and soon find themselves deal
2. 2 2. The Bathtub Thief1965-09-21 · 30mWhile in search of a hot shower, McHale, Parker, Gruber, and Tinker are trapped by a German patrol, behind enemy lines, and must masquerade as an Italian family, in order to save t
3. 3 3. Marriage, McHale Style1965-09-28 · 30mBinghamton angers the local Italians, after forbidding their fraternization with Naval personnel, but must quickly make amends with them, in order to please a certain VIP, due soon
4. 4 4. Guiseppe McHale1965-10-05 · 30mDuring his absence from the base, against orders, McHale is spared an AWOL charge, with help from his Italian cousin, who happens to bear a very strong family resemblance to his Am
5. 5 5. A Nip in Time1965-10-12 · 30mGruber and the guys find that there is money to be made, in the lucrative German war souvenir market, and, after they, McHale, and Colonel Harrigan are all captured by a German pat
6. 6 6. Piazza Binghamtoni1965-10-19 · 30mAfter Binghamton throws Parker into the brig, under several unfair charges, McHale and Mayor Lugatto must cooperate in a plan to turn the glory-hungry Binghamton into 'The Great Li
7. 7 7. The Bald-Headed Contessa1965-10-26 · 30mAfter both Binghamton and Harrigan catch McHale and the guys having some unauthorized R&R in the home of an Italian Contessa, they have no choice but to go along with the plan of h
8. 8 8. Voltafiore Fish-Fry1965-11-02 · 30mAfter General Bronson cracks down on wartime profiteering, Mayor Lugatto tricks McHale into going into the fishing business with him, a situation which, quite unintentionally, work
9. 9 9. A Wine Cellar Is Not a Home1965-11-09 · 30mFed up with their less-than-pleasant accommodations, McHale and the guys move to an abandoned wine cellar, and furnish it with some luxurious furniture, found during a mission. But
10. 10 10. Vino, Vino, Who's Got the Vino?1965-11-16 · 30mBinghamton is determined to get hold of a stash of stolen rare wine, for a gift to the General; Mayor Lugatto wants the wine for it's cash value; And McHale and the Crew just want
11. 11 11. The McHale Opera Company1965-11-23 · 30mMayor Lugatto wants the town's opera house back in business, and McHale wants his Crew out of jail. So, they cooperate in a plan to accomplish both, by having Binghamton sing the l
12. 12 12. The Good Luck Fountain1965-11-30 · 30mBinghamton throws Mayor Lugatto into jail, pending impeachment proceedings for running a racket, in the form of a 'Good Luck Fountain', in the town square. So, to get The Captain t
13. 13 13. Blitzkrieg at McHale's Beach1965-12-07 · 30mAfter Colonel Harrigan cons Binghamton into moving the 73 Crew into town, so that he can take over McHale's beach, McHale and Binghamton carry out similar, but conflicting plans to
14. 14 14. Reunion for PT 731965-12-14 · 30mBinghamton has the evidence he needs to court martial McHale and the 73 Crew, and has summoned the Judge Advocate General, to present it. McHale and the Crew must then execute a ve
15. 15 15. The Return of Guiseppe1965-12-21 · 30mAfter McHale defies Binghamton's orders, and travels to a nearby town, to attend his little cousin's birthday party, Binghamton tries to nail him on a desertion charge. But McHale
16. 16 16. The Boy Scouts of 731965-12-28 · 30mParker tries, unsuccessfully, to set 3 young Italian thieves on the straight and narrow, with some good old-fashioned Boy Scout training. But, after McHale and the Crew are arreste
17. 17 17. Fire in the Liquor Locker1966-01-04 · 30mGruber and the guys find a way to both make and deliver their homemade liquor when they build a mobile distillery in an old fire engine. But their scheme goes sour, when Binghamton
18. 18 18. The Fugitive Ensign1966-01-11 · 30mParker takes it on the lam, after an accident with a machine gun has him thinking that he's killed The Captain. After the furious Binghamton orders an all-out search for Parker, an
19. 19 19. The Wacky WAC1966-01-18 · 30mAfter Binghamton arrests an AWOL WAC Corporal and jails her on suspicion of espionage, Parker must play the part of a WAC MP, as part of McHale's plan to free her, and reunite her
20. 20 20. La Dolce 731966-01-25 · 30mBinghamton devises a scheme to make McHale and the 73 Crew look bad in the eyes of a visiting Congresswoman. But, after McHale and the guys scheme their way out of the jam, Bingham
21. 21 21. McHale's Country Club Caper1966-02-08 · 30mWhen Binghamton loses $1000 of Navy money to an Italian con man, for the construction of a new golf course, he enlists the aid of McHale and the 73 Crew in not only getting the mon
22. 22 22. Secret Chimp 0071966-02-15 · 30mAfter learning that German spies are operating in the area, Binghamton arrests McHale and Parker for espionage, thinking that they are working with a mischievous monkey, who has st
23. 23 23. 36-24-731966-02-22 · 30mA regulation-quoting lady Ensign tries to help McHale and the Crew make some much-needed money, by providing the participants for a beauty contest, and winds up helping them bag a
24. 24 24. My Son, the Skipper1966-03-01 · 30mThinking that McHale has been shipped out, and fed up with the power-drunk Parker, Gruber, Virgil, Tinker, Christy, and Willy, all put in for transfers. But, when they find out tha
25. 25 25. Little Red Riding Doctor1966-03-08 · 30mIn the midst of the town's 500th anniversary celebration, Binghamton tries to arrange to have a visiting Psychiatrist declare the 73 Crew unfit for duty, forcing the newly-crowned
26. 26 26. Who Was That German I Saw You With?1966-03-15 · 30mDuring an attempt to impress a famous War Correspondent, Binghamton is taken prisoner by a German patrol, who have disguised themselves as American Sailors. After Parker is also ca
27. 27 27. The McHale Grand Prix1966-03-22 · 30mMcHale and the Crew have a jeep that needs an engine; A local race driver has an engine that needs a car; The Army wants to get hold of one of the Germans' new staff cars - And all
28. 28 28. An Ensign's Best Friend1966-03-29 · 30mConcerned about Parker's unusual behavior, McHale and the guys investigate his situation, and are a bit shocked, when they find that he's involved with a cute young thing named Ang
29. 29 29. Binghamton, at 20 Paces1966-04-05 · 30mA trigger-happy Italian Count challenges Parker to a duel, and, while McHale and the guys try to help him out of the situation, Binghamton tries to use it as a way to get rid of bo
30. 30 30. Wally for Congress1966-04-12 · 30mA big-shot Washington Political Boss - With a reputation for turning war heroes into politicians - Is about to pay a visit, and Binghamton must quickly change from a 'desk jockey',