My Wife and Kids (2001)
He thinks he's the head of the family. Humor him.
Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.
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Episodes
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1. From Dummy to Daddy2003-09-24 · 23mAfter hearing the shocking news that their son Junior is going to become a father, Michael and Jay freak out. They try to talk with him and help him realize he can't support a fami
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2. The Sweet Hairafter2003-10-01 · 23mMichael meets his friend Jimmy at the golf club and is impressed with how much hair he's grown with the help of some ""miracle"" pills called ""Come Hair Now"". As he starts to tak
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3. Jr. Executive2003-10-08 · 23mMichael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. Jr., however, decides to use the fact that he's
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4. Jay Goes to School2003-10-15 · 23mJay decides to go to college and get her psychology degree, which Michael fully reprehends her for. He doesn't want her to put the household in second because it would jeopardize t
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5. Meet the Parents2003-10-22 · 23mVanessa's parents come over the Kyles house to discuss the future baby's situation. Michael is outraged with the demands from the Scotts, but Calvin's size makes Michael think twic
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6. He's Having a Baby2003-10-29 · 23mWorried about Junior's fathering skills, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior is reluctant to attend, so Michael gives him a water balloon that Junior should
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7. The Funeral2003-11-05 · 23mThe Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard when, at the funeral, he a
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8. Ultrasound2003-11-12 · 23mWhen Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he's a man, he too can run the marathon - without any real training. Meanwhile, bible-quoting Ton
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9. Marathon2003-11-19 · 23mThe Kyles and Vanessa's parents escort her to her first ultrasound. When asked if they wanted to know the baby's sex, Michael is the only one who stands out with a positive answer.
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10. While Out2003-11-26 · 23mMuch to Claire's delight, Michael and Jay forget to recite their house rules — ""No friends, no fires, no freedom, no fun"" — before going out for the night. As a result, Clair
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11. Michael's Band2003-11-26 · 23mWhen Michael's old friend and former bandmate, Johnny ""Saxophone"" Watson, comes to town for a gig, it turns out Johnny's piano player can't make it. Michael eagerly accepts an in
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12. The Lady is Not a Tramp2003-12-10 · 23mMichael's imagination takes off when he finds a package of condoms in daughter Claire's backpack — the same day her boyfriend, Tony, is returning from a month in the desert. Anno
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13. Of Mice and Man2003-12-17 · 23mWhen Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, but, as usual, Michael is determined to handle it himself. Meanwhile, Claire is al
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14. Moving on Out2003-12-24 · 23mTired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer… except that John has to dress up and pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the r
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15. Candy Wars2003-12-31 · 23mWhen Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. But when the father of last year's winner claims he can prevail on
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16. Jr. Sells His Car2004-01-07 · 23mJr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. Meanwhile, Franklin seeks advi
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17. The Anniversary Present2004-01-14 · 23mMichael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts each are expecting from each other. Meanwhile, with Franklin's help, novice c
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18. Illegal Smile2004-01-21 · 23mThe day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his fr
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19. Outbreak Monkey2004-01-28 · 23mWhen an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia when, just days before the game
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20. Empty Nest (1)2004-02-04 · 23mDuring a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some
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21. Empty Nest (2)2004-02-11 · 23mDuring a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some
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22. Calvin Comes to Stay2004-02-18 · 23mCalvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the house and moves in with the Kyles, against their wishes. When he starts eating e
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23. Calvin Goes to Work2004-02-25 · 23mWhen the overwhelmingly strong and gregarious Calvin, Vanessa's dad, begs Michael to give him a job at Kyle Trucking, Michael does so reluctantly and his worst fears are realized.
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24. Romantic Night2004-03-03 · 23mWanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then, when Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation, Michael tries to create a
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25. The Director2004-03-10 · 23mIn his excitement to tape a basketball game, Michael accidentally records over a home video of Kady's first steps, which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished family moments. W
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26. The Maid2004-05-05 · 23mWhile Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homem
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27. Hand Model2004-05-12 · 23mIn a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition. As he flaunts his newfound fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial ass
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28. What Do You Know?2004-05-19 · 23mThe family plays a game which shows them exactly how much they know about each other.
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29. The Baby (1)2004-05-26 · 23mJr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation
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30. The Baby (2)2004-05-26 · 23mJr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation
Cast
Damon WayansMichael Kyle
Tisha CampbellJanet Kyle
George O. Gore IIMichael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer FreemanClaire Kyle
Parker McKenna PoseyKady Kyle
Noah Gray-CabeyFranklin Mumford
Brooklyn SudanoVanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlaneTony JeffersImages
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