Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
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Episodes
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1. Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball2006-09-24 · 24mNew Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling L
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2. Guide to: Reading & Principals2006-10-01 · 24mReading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. I
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3. Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out2006-10-15 · 24mA new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find th
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4. Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play2006-10-22 · 24mNed, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use
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5. Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies2006-10-29 · 24mThe kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall.
Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Co
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6. Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found2006-11-05 · 24mNed draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal mom
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7. Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment2006-11-12 · 24mNed becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner.
Ned is
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8. Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days2006-11-26 · 24mNed tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you", but the bus driver is distressed over his own recent break-up; Moze tries to
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9. Guide to: Revenge & School Records2007-01-15 · 24mRevenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants
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10. Guide to: The Library & Volunteering2007-01-27 · 24mThe Library: Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of their missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book she needs for a book report.
Volunteering: Ned vo
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11. Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving2007-02-03 · 24mHallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students believing that they can get away with anything in the halls; Moze trie
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12. Guide to: Boys & Girls2007-02-10 · 24mCellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket cover
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13. Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop2007-02-17 · 24mEpisode Summary Coming Soon...
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14. Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit2007-02-24 · 24mGetting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powd
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15. Guide to: Fundraising & Competition2007-03-10 · 24mNed and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate
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16. Guide to: Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives2007-03-24 · 24mMaking New Friends: Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel.
Positives and Negatives: Ned tries to cheer up th
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17. Guide to: Money & Parties2007-04-07 · 24mThe trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work off to pay her back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money
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18. Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper2007-05-05 · 24mGuide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
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19. Guide to: Health & Jealousy2007-05-12 · 24mNed suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that it was Faymen; Cookie
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20. Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else2007-06-02 · 24mNed studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek himself in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for he
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21. Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, & Weasels2007-06-08 · 48mOn a museum field trip, Ned, Moze, and Cookie sneak in despite being banned by Vice-Principal Crubbs after forging a permission slip. Ned tries to avoid Crubbs while spending time
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Cast
Devon WerkheiserNed Bigby
Lindsey ShawJennifer 'Moze' Mosely
Daniel Curtis LeeSimon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
Daran NorrisGordyImages
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