Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures S06E39 · Bar Fights & Gay Bars

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Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!

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1. 1 1. Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival2016-01-05Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.
2. 2 2. Reveille Gets Dognapped2016-01-19Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.
3. 3 3. Miles and the Weird Dad2016-01-26Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.
4. 4 4. Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II2016-02-02Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.
5. 5 5. Airport Dog Jobs2016-02-16After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog
6. 6 6. Josh vs. the German Stripper2016-02-23Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353
7. 7 7. Miles' Dirty Talk Fail2016-03-01Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.
8. 8 8. Geoff Hits a Deer2016-03-08Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8
9. 9 9. Josh's Threesome Story2016-03-22Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved. Audio from RT Podcast #353
10. 10 10. Blaine Stories2016-03-29Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to ta
11. 11 11. Joel Can't Get into RTX2016-04-05Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure
12. 12 12. Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics2016-04-19Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed u
13. 13 13. The Glasses & The Fireplace2016-04-26Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind. Audio from RT Podcast #362
14. 14 14. The Instacart Recovery2016-05-03Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows
15. 15 15. Gavin or Google #32016-05-17In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out! Audio from RT
16. 16 16. Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt2016-05-24This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.
17. 17 17. Gavin The Hostage Negotiator2016-05-31Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay. Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45
18. 18 18. Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit2016-06-07Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audio from RT Podcast #290
19. 19 19. #StopDolphinPoaching2016-06-21Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast #364
20. 20 20. Samantha the Neighbor Cat2016-06-28Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the less-than-hygenic locations it frequents. Audio f
21. 21 21. Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends2016-07-05Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend. Audio from RT Podcast #355
22. 22 22. Robots in this Guy2016-07-12The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin. Audio from
23. 23 23. Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff2016-07-19Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? C
24. 24 24. Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles2016-07-26Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to become a Ninja Turtle. Audio from Let's Build -
25. 25 25. Blaine's Virgin Debacle2016-08-02Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this? Aud
26. 26 26. Gus' Alley Dump2016-08-09While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward. Audio from RT Pod
27. 27 27. Michael's Bagel Incident2016-08-16Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by the despicable state in which it ends up. Audio f
28. 28 28. Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees2016-08-23The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees. Aud
29. 29 29. Racial Super Texas2016-08-30This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a
30. 30 30. Miles Runs from Zombies2016-09-06Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing. Audio from Sponsor Play - Alien Isolation, Part 7
31. 31 31. An Ewok to Remember2016-09-13Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the moon of Endor. It's not very good, but Crunch Time
32. 32 32. Spooky Scary Ghost Stories2016-09-20Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark. Audio from RT Podcast #365.
33. 33 33. Bombs, Potates, & Stickers2016-09-26A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers. Audio from RT Podc
34. 34 34. Cool Farts from Cool Kids2016-10-04Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person would. Popular kids suck. Audio from Sponsor Play
35. 35 35. Gavin's Seed Saves the Day2016-10-11In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'
36. 36 36. The Edamame Power Play2016-10-18Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, b
37. 37 37. Billion Dollars Butt2016-10-25The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out! Audio from Ro
38. 38 38. Scary Kids Scaring Kids2016-11-01Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman m
39. 39 39. Bar Fights & Gay Bars2016-11-08Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting int
40. 40 40. The RTAA Mixdown2016-11-15It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making ob
41. 41 41. Barbara Pun-kelman V2016-11-22Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of som
42. 42 42. Chris Cooks Fish2016-11-29Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.
43. 43 43. Burnie Hates NASA2016-12-02Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're
44. 44 44. Miles' Birthday Bonanza2016-12-09On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then Kyle tries to get Miles into a car, and he is NOT h
45. 45 45. Movie Stories2016-12-13Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his pho
46. 46 46. Shrinkin' & Dreamin'2016-12-13The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie t
47. 47 47. Chris' Smoking Hot Date2016-12-13Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country. Chris goes on a blind date with a w