Roseanne S03E17 · Valentine's Day

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Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

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1. 1 1. The Test1990-09-18 · 23mBecky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
2. 2 2. Friends and Relatives1990-09-25 · 23mLending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
3. 3 3. Like, a Virgin1990-10-02 · 23mRoseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
4. 4 4. Like, a New Job1990-10-09 · 23mDespite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
5. 5 5. Goodbye, Mr. Right1990-10-16 · 23mAfter Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene f
6. 6 6. Becky, Beds and Boys1990-10-23 · 23mBecky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
7. 7 7. Trick or Treat1990-10-30 · 23mRoseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
8. 8 8. PMS, I Love You1990-11-06 · 23mRoseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
9. 9 9. Bird is the Word1990-11-13 · 23mBecky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office
10. 10 10. Dream Lover1990-11-27 · 23mDan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
11. 11 11. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?1990-12-04 · 23mSince the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, h
12. 12 12. Confessions1990-12-18 · 23mAn angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
13. 13 13. The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father1991-01-08 · 23mDan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
14. 14 14. The Wedding1991-01-15 · 23mAgainst Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
15. 15 15. Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore1991-01-22 · 23mBecky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
16. 16 16. Home-Ec1991-02-05 · 23mDarlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
17. 17 17. Valentine's Day1991-02-12 · 23mRoseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
18. 18 18. Communicable Theater1991-02-19 · 23mRoseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
19. 19 19. Vegas Interruptus1991-02-26 · 23mRoseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
20. 20 20. Her Boyfriend's Back1991-03-12 · 23mFrustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
21. 21 21. Troubles with the Rubbles1991-03-26 · 23mThe new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
22. 22 22. Second Time Around1991-04-02 · 23mRoseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie
23. 23 23. Dances with Darlene1991-04-30 · 23mRoseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
24. 24 24. Scenes from a Barbecue1991-05-07 · 23mThe Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
25. 25 25. The Pied Piper of Lanford1991-05-14 · 23mDan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.