Roseanne S09E02 · Millions from Heaven

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The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."

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1. 1 1. Call Waiting1996-09-17 · 23mRoseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she g
2. 2 2. Millions from Heaven1996-09-24 · 23mThe Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
3. 3 3. What a Day for a Daydream1996-10-01 · 23mNewly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams, and even some of her nightmares, c
4. 4 4. Honor Thy Mother1996-10-08 · 23mWhile Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose -- and finally admits why: nagging worri
5. 5 5. Someday My Prince Will Come1996-10-15 · 23mA Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seeing her briefly on TV.
6. 6 6. Pampered to a Pulp1996-10-22 · 23mRoseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in Roseanne.
7. 7 7. Satan, Darling1996-10-29 · 23mAbsolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseanne's outrageous Halloween
8. 8 8. Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti1996-11-12 · 23mA visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And before long, the Conners are teaching the sn
9. 9 9. Roseambo1996-11-19 · 23mRoseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
10. 10 10. Home is Where the Afghan Is1996-11-26 · 23mThe absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to realize that m
11. 11 11. Mothers and Other Strangers1996-12-03 · 23mBev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place -- or her new look.
12. 12 12. Home for the Holidays1996-12-17 · 23mAfter a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each oth
13. 13 13. Say It Ain't So1997-01-07 · 23mJackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job of vide
14. 14 14. Hit the Road, Jack1997-01-14 · 23mAs Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his troubles.
15. 15 15. The War Room1997-01-28 · 23mWhen a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk. Friends and family
16. 16 16. Lanford's Elite (1)1997-02-11 · 23mAt a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals some shocking news about
17. 17 17. Some Enchanted Merger (2)1997-02-11 · 23mAfter they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes that he is equally bewi
18. 18 18. A Second Chance1997-02-18 · 23mBothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting the
19. 19 19. The Miracle1997-02-25 · 23mWhen Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection, and human conta
20. 20 20. Roseanne-Feld1997-03-04 · 23mJackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience when a night of watching videos with Hea
21. 21 21. The Truth Be Told1997-03-18 · 23mRoseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would te
22. 22 22. Arsenic and Old Mom1997-05-13 · 23mDan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying to kill him.
23. 23 23. Into That Good Night (1)1997-05-20 · 23mDarlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every whim," she says
24. 24 24. Into That Good Night (2)1997-05-20 · 23mRoseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale