Son of the Beach (2000)
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
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Episodes
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1. B.J. Blue Hawaii2001-03-13Notch gets honored by the Hawaiian Tropic so he and the gang go to Hawaii. Notch meets up with an old friend and discovers that his daughter is a drug lord growing Marijuana, Coca
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2. From Russia with Johnson2001-03-20Notch and his unit must stop a Russian terrorist.
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3. Remember Her Titans2001-03-27Jamaica's boyfriend has a problem with gambling, and is majorly in debt. Since Jamaica's boyfriend doesn't have the money, he is told by the bookie that he will let it slide if he
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4. Rod Strikes Back2001-04-03Rod returns and wants his revenge on everyone, Especially for B.J.; Chip's dog ""shitsu"" (sp?) arrives at Malibu Adjacent and challenges Steve.
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5. Queefer Madness2001-04-10The beach is terrorized by a gang of bad boys.
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6. Light My Firebush2001-04-17Notch hires his half Indian sister as a life guard and uses savages techniques to help the beach.
B.J. is reunited with her mother Ima Cummings. But her (step) daddy butts in her
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7. Chip's a Goy2001-04-24Needing some R&R, the Gang heads to the tranquil Middle East. Their visit with Notch's Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein, is cut short, however, when evil terrorist group HUMMU
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8. A Tale of Two Johnsons2001-05-29When an evil crime syndicate clones an operative to look like Notch, the Gang is suddenly seeing double. The real Notch Johnson must stop ""Evil Notch"" from wreaking havoc in Mali
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9. It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World2001-06-05The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent, and someone is killing beautiful, naked women because he feels they are 'Dirty'. Mayor Anita wants to cover up the story, but SPF-30 is a
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10. It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!2001-06-12Jamaica is chosen as the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle <em>Catastrophe</em>; Notch goes undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School when a student h
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11. The Island of Dr. Merlot2001-01-19B.J. and Notch crashes on an island while riding in his airplane, Dr. Merlot decides to make them his throphys.
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12. The Sexorcist2001-06-26Jamaica has just come back from her vacation and came back with gifts, including a bottle that everyone was afraid of when she was there. Jamaica gives the bottle to B.J. and she
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13. Grand Prix2001-07-03Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname ""The Frenchman"", is married to Notch's ol
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14. Area 692001-07-10When B.J. is impregnated and then abducted, Notch knows that there's trouble afoot. And when his old Vietnam/F.B.I. buddy Captain Enteneille warns Notch to stay off B.J.'s case, No
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15. Booger Nights2001-07-17Quotes:
Notch: ""Here's a picture of my head. And here's a picture of my face.""
Cast
Timothy StackNotch Johnson
Jaime BergmanB.J. Cummings
Leila ArcieriJamaica St. Croix
Kimberly OjaKimberlee Clark
Lisa BanesMayor Anita Massengil
Roland KickingerChip Rommel
Amy WeberPorcelain BidetImages
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