The Bernie Mac Show S02E05 · Welcome to the Jungle

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Jordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie.

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1. 1 1. Keep It on the Short Grass2002-09-18 · 22mIt's Bernie who acts like a kid when Wanda teams with him in a charity golf tournament. Bernie sees it as a grudge match against the host, Matt Damon, who has been claiming he cons
2. 2 2. Goodbye Dolly2002-09-25 · 22mWhen Bryana loses her doll after a day at the beach, Bernie begins a midnight odyssey to retrieve it. After a grueling search, Bernie finds the doll, but realizes he must wean Brya
3. 3 3. Carfool2002-10-30 · 22mBernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The delight is short-lived when the carpool becomes m
4. 4 4. Mac Local 1372002-11-06 · 22mBernie is sick of the kids tearing up the house, so he decides to make them clean up everything they've ruined. The kids go along with the plan until they realize Bernie isn't payi
5. 5 5. Welcome to the Jungle2002-11-13 · 22mJordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie.
6. 6 6. Bernie Mac Dance Party2002-11-20 · 22mVanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, but quick to treat him like a stranger once there.
7. 7 7. Tryptophan-tasy2002-11-27 · 22mTo ensure he has enough turkey at Thanksgiving, Bernie makes his own personal, no-kids-allowed bird—which comes out undercooked, thanks to Jordan. But Bernie plows through anyway
8. 8 8. The United Front2002-12-04 · 22mBernie enlists Wanda to join him in a "united front" to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him.
9. 9 9. The Sweet Life2002-12-11 · 22mDon Rickles plays a neighbor who dispenses some unorthodox advice when Bernie is told he has high cholesterol. Though it's a sore shoulder and badgering from Wanda that sends Berni
10. 10 10. Sin Cup2003-01-15 · 22mBernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when he
11. 11 11. Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope2003-02-05 · 22mWesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. Feeling as if the kids are ""turning my brain into mush,"" Bernie
12. 12 12. Magic Jordan2003-02-12 · 22mJordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic.
13. 13 13. Raging Election2003-02-26 · 22mBernie and Wanda attend Vanessa's parent night at her school. They are shocked to find that her teacher likes her, and thinks she is not being challenged enough, so he suggests she
14. 14 14. Leaving Los Angeles2003-03-12 · 22mAfter taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see.
15. 15 15. Pink Gold2003-03-19 · 22mChris Rock and Jay Leno guest star, as Bernie takes a long-standing grudge against Rock all the way to The Tonight Show. Upset after seeing Rock get preferential treatment at a d
16. 16 16. Chess Wars2003-04-09 · 22mBernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun!
17. 17 17. The Incredible Bulk2003-04-16 · 22mTired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addic
18. 18 18. Maid Man2003-04-23 · 22mBernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.
19. 19 19. Nut Job2003-04-30 · 22mAfter enrolling his kids in a slew of extracurricular activities, Bernie suddenly finds his own free time disappearing when he is selected to be an activities suprvisor.
20. 20 20. The Other Sister2003-05-07 · 22mBernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit, and all havoc starts. She first tells Bryana that she cannot play Snow White in the school play because she is black. She also buys a cell
21. 21 21. Meet The Grandparents2003-05-07 · 22mWanda's parents, Lloyd and Leora, visit the Mac household. Bernie and Wanda first think the visit will be good for the kids. But Lloyd and Leora start to give them more then they b
22. 22 22. For a Few Dollars More2003-05-14 · 22mBernie finds out Jordan has never had a birthday party. He can't believe his mom never gave him one. He decides to give Jordan a very special 10th birthday. Jordan gets excited and