The Conners S05E06 · Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

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It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.

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1. 1 1. Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double2022-09-21 · 22mIn an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Bec
2. 2 2. Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much2022-09-28 · 22mJackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile,
3. 3 3. Driving, Dating and Deceit2022-10-05 · 22mMark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to
4. 4 4. Parent Traps and Heart Attacks2022-10-12 · 22mWhen a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
5. 5 5. A Little Weed and a Bad Seed2022-10-19 · 22mProblems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution f
6. 6 6. Book Bans and Guillotine Hands2022-10-26 · 22mIt’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her
7. 7 7. Take This Job and Shove It Twice2022-11-02 · 22mDarlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an oppo
8. 8 8. Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries2022-11-16 · 22mIt’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than
9. 9 9. Crumbs and Couch Surfers2022-11-30 · 22mDarlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
10. 10 10. The Dog Days of Christmas2022-12-07 · 22mDan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
11. 11 11. Two More Years and a Stolen Rose2023-01-11 · 22mThe death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
12. 12 12. Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past2023-01-18 · 22mDarlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
13. 13 13. New Pipes and Old Secrets2023-02-08 · 23mDarlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
14. 14 14. Adding Insult to Injury2023-02-15 · 22mDarlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
15. 15 15. Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy2023-02-22 · 22mHarris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
16. 16 16. Hiding In and Moving Out2023-03-01 · 22mHarris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
17. 17 17. The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler2023-03-08 · 22mMark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
18. 18 18. Road Trip and Guilt Trip2023-03-15 · 22mDan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
19. 19 19. Text Thread and the Marital Bed2023-04-05 · 22mLouise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
20. 20 20. What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?2023-04-19 · 22mDarlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy. 
21. 21 21. Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic2023-04-26 · 22mNeville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
22. 22 22. The Grad Finale2023-05-03 · 23mAs Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.