The Dick Van Dyke Show S02E01 · Never Name a Duck

Overview

Rob brings home two baby ducks left over from the show, and Ritchie becomes attached to them. When one dies and the other becomes ill, Rob must convince him that wild animals are happier when left in the wild.

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1. 1 1. Never Name a Duck1962-09-26 · 25mRob brings home two baby ducks left over from the show, and Ritchie becomes attached to them. When one dies and the other becomes ill, Rob must convince him that wild animals are h
2. 2 2. The Two Faces of Rob1962-10-03 · 25mRob tries to prove he can use a fake accent to fool Laura into flirting with a stranger, then is dismayed to think that he really has.
3. 3 3. The Attempted Marriage1962-10-10 · 25mRob and Laura tell Ritchie the story of their failed attempts to get married.
4. 4 4. Bank Book 65656961962-10-17 · 25mWhen Rob discovers Laura’s secret bank, he thinks he is getting a new projector for his birthday—but instead he receives a sports shirt, and begins to wonder what that money is rea
5. 5 5. Hustling the Hustler1962-10-24 · 25mRob invites Buddy’s brother Blackie for a friendly game of pool, not realizing that he is a hustler.
6. 6 6. My Husband Is Not a Drunk1962-10-31 · 25mRob accidentally intercepts a hypnotic suggestion meant for Buddy, and doesn’t realize that every time he hears a bell ring, he starts acting like a roaring drunk.
7. 7 7. What's in a Middle Name?1962-11-07 · 25mRitchie wonders what the ""R"" in his middle name stands for (Rose Bud) Rob and Laura figure out how to explain how he got Rose Bud for a middle name, it started when Laura tells R
8. 8 8. Like a Sister1962-11-14 · 25mRob thinks Rick Vallone isn't right for Sally and tries to make him drunk (Sally hates drunks) and asks Rick to fall in love with Laura. Laura is always to smart for Rob and he rea
9. 9 9. The Night the Roof Fell In1962-11-21 · 25mRob comes home mad because the script needed a rewrite, Buddy was late & Sally left early. Rob leaves mad and goes for a walk. Laura wants a chance to talk to somebody so Millie li
10. 10 10. The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally1962-11-28 · 25mRob worries that Buddy & Sally aren't his friends & falling in love with each other. Rob calls Buddy at home and Pickles and thinks Buddy picked up the phone. Now Rob has proof (or
11. 11 11. A Bird in the Head Hurts1962-12-05 · 25mRitchie claims he is being attacked by a giant woodpecker, but Rob and Laura are convinced it’s just a bid for attention.
12. 12 12. Gesundheit, Darling1962-12-12 · 25mRob, Laura, Jerry & Millie are playing cards, when Jerry thinks Rob might be sneezing because he keeps losing a game. Rob thinks he could be allergic to Laura. Rob goes to the doct
13. 13 13. A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own1962-12-19 · 25mRob bites some chicken and breaks a tooth but feels bad when another dentist fixes the tooth. He worries that Jerry won't be his friend. Rob tries not to show his teeth. Jerry is
14. 14 14. Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra1962-12-26 · 25mRob recalls directing last year’s PTA variety show, when jealousy interfered as he tried to pair the perfect Cleopatra with an amorous Mark Antony.
15. 15 15. The Cat Burglar1963-01-02 · 25mRob & Laura read about a cat burglar and wants his picture in the paper. A noise is heard & Rob takes the gun but can't find the bullets! Laura puts them in her Jewelry box!
16. 16 16. The Foul Weather Girl1963-01-09 · 25mLaura has a problem when a girl asks for help in lading a role on the show. Laura's problems get worse as Janie tells Laura how far they go back in high school and she is single. L
17. 17 17. Will You Two Be My Wife?1963-01-16 · 25mBuddy and Sally find Rob’s manuscript, which tells the story of the time he had to choose how to spend a three-day leave from the Army: go on a honeymoon with Laura, or travel back
18. 18 18. Ray Murdock's X-Ray1963-01-23 · 25mRob goes on an interview show, where he is tricked into describing Laura as a nut.
19. 19 19. I Was a Teenage Head Writer1963-01-30 · 25mRob recalls the day he became head writer of the Alan Brady Show, and his first day of work with Buddy and Sally.
20. 20 20. It May Look Like a Walnut!1963-02-06 · 25mIn this classic, Rob has a dream - inspired by a late-night horror movie on TV - involving walnuts, missing thumbs, and a creature named Kolac.
21. 21 21. My Husband Is a Check-Grabber1963-02-13 · 25mRob wonders why Laura is angry with him, and learns she objects to his habit of picking up checks when they go out with their friends.
22. 22 22. Don't Trip Over That Mountain1963-02-20 · 25mLaura is convinced that Rob will hurt himself on a ski trip, and when he actually does, Rob tries to hide his injuries rather than admit she was right.
23. 23 23. Give Me Your Walls!1963-02-27 · 25mRob and Laura hire a painter who seems to want to do anything but paint their walls.
24. 24 24. The Sam Pomerantz Scandals1963-03-06 · 25mBuddy and Sally are asked by Rob to help in a show for a friend of Rob's - Danny Brewster.
25. 25 25. The Square Triangle1963-03-20 · 25mThis week’s guest star on the Alan Brady Show turns out to be someone from Rob and Laura’s past—and they both have a reason to avoid him.
26. 26 26. I'm No Henry Walden!1963-03-27 · 25mRob gets to meet Henry Walden at literary party but feels uncomfortable when he learns that he is the only comedy writer. The Hotels can't get their names right!
27. 27 27. Racy Tracy Rattigan1963-04-03 · 25mAlan Brady is out of town so Tracy Rattigan is the host. Rob is going to have to fight to keep Laura. Rob doesn't like how fast things are going. Tracy loves driving Rob crazy, T
28. 28 28. Divorce1963-04-10 · 24mRob gets in the middle of a marital dispute between Buddy and Pickles.
29. 29 29. It's a Shame She Married Me1963-04-17 · 25mRob meets Jim Darling who is an old flame Laura dated. Rob won't tell Laura he ran into Jim at the office, Rob tells Jim they can't make it to his party because Ritchie is sick. J
30. 30 30. A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise1963-04-24 · 25mRob nearly ruins his own surprise birthday party after Laura finds out Rob already knows! Laura stays up all night planning the party. The guests are hiding in the Petrie house!
31. 31 31. Jilting the Jilter1963-05-01 · 25mSally gets engaged to Freddy White, a shady comedian who just wants her to write his act.
32. 32 32. When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen1963-05-08 · 25mRitchie gives Rob an idea for a comedy sketch, but Rob doesn’t know he saw it on The Uncle Spunky Show.