The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show S03E16 · Gracie Thinks She and George are Not Married

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Gracie has acquired the crazy notion that she and George were never legally married. Jack Benny, a witness to their marriage, visits the Burns household in an attempt to straighten Gracie out.

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1. 1 1. Free Trip to Hawaii1952-10-09 · 30mGracie tries to play cupid for Harry and her wardrobe woman, not realizing that the woman is married already and has two children
2. 2 2. Dinner Party for Atomic Scientist1952-10-16 · 30mGracie gives a dinner party for a famous but somewhat eccentric atomic scientist, who never accepts invitations. However, the scientist hears that George was in Las Vegas at the ti
3. 3 3. Gracie Worrys about George's Sneezing1952-10-23 · 30mGeorge has been sneezing for a comedy routine, so Gracie takes a medical exam for him and the doctor concludes she's mentally ill. Meanwhile, a dieting Harry Morton hides food all
4. 4 4. Buying a Boat1952-10-30 · 30mGracie recruits Harry to buy George a boat. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Harry Von Zell.
5. 5 5. Gracie has George's Portrait Painted1952-11-06 · 30mGracie hires an artist to paint a portrait of George. But the painter is confounded when Gracie explains that she wants to give the portrait to George as a surprise gift.
6. 6 6. Gracie and Blanche Hire Gigolos1952-11-13 · 30mGracie and Blanche complain that their husbands have lost their romantic spark, so George persuades Harry to pose as an amorous Frenchman to teach them a lesson. Bea Benaderet, Lar
7. 7 7. The Ballet Tickets1952-11-20 · 30mCulture enters the Burns household as Gracie tries to get George to sponsor a ballet company. Some interesting mixups occur, and the episode ends with George and Gracie doing a da
8. 8 8. Skating Pearsons Come to Visit1952-11-27 · 30mA couple from George and Gracie's vaudeville days, "The Skating Pearsons" drop by for a visit. They're worried that their son, Joey, wants to get into show business, and ask George
9. 9 9. Harry Thinks that the Swamp Has Oil1952-12-04 · 30mTo get Harry to buy Blanche a TV, Gracie tries to get him to buy some swampland--but Harry gets the idea that there's oil under the property.
10. 10 10. Gracie Writes About Silky Thompson1952-12-11 · 30mGracie tangles with the underworld. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Bea Benaderet, Harry Von Zell, Larry Keating.
11. 11 11. Gracie Thinks George is Going to Commit Suicide1952-12-18 · 30mGracie thinks George wants to get out of a complicated existence. Harry Von Zell, Larry Keating, Bea Benaderet.
12. 12 12. Von Zell Dates a Married Woman1952-12-25 · 30mHarry Von Zell has inadvertently dated a married woman, but Harry Morton is the one in big trouble when Gracie inexplicably (to our logic) poses on the telephone as Von Zell's wife
13. 13 13. Uncle Clyde1953-01-01 · 30m
14. 14 14. Gracie Thinks Harry is in Love with Her1953-01-08 · 30mHarry buys an anniversary present for Blanche and hides it at the Burns' home. However, Gracie finds it and thinks that Harry has fallen in love with her and is trying to win her f
15. 15 15. Gracie Trying to Keep Mortons From Moving Away1953-01-15 · 30mHarry Morton trades his house for one across town. Gracie doesn't want to lose her best friend Blanche, so when the new neighbors move into the Mortons' house, Gracie does everythi
16. 16 16. Gracie Thinks She and George are Not Married1953-01-22 · 30mGracie has acquired the crazy notion that she and George were never legally married. Jack Benny, a witness to their marriage, visits the Burns household in an attempt to straighte
17. 17 17. Mayor Brown Comes to Dinner1953-01-29 · 30mGraice invites the mayor of Los Angeles for dinner. Fletcher Bowron, longtime Los Angeles mayor in real life, plays himself.
18. 18 18. George Jessel - The Cigarette Girl1953-02-05 · 30mGracie and Blanche are disturbed by their husbands' extracurricular activities: Harry has been playing poker late at night, and George went to Ciro's with Georgie Jessel, who boug
19. 19 19. Gracie on a Train - Murder1953-02-12 · 30mHarry Morton gets into trouble with the police as a result of Gracie's mistaken notion that a man she met on a train is planning to kill his wife.
20. 20 20. Blanche Wants New Car / Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife1953-02-19 · 30mGracie tries to find Von Zell a wife and children so he can save money on his income tax.
21. 21 21. Swamp Party1953-02-26 · 30mGracie tries to help the Mortons sell their swamp.
22. 22 22. Up All Night - Burgler1953-03-05 · 30m
23. 23 23. Buying a Ranch1953-03-12 · 30mGracie believes that George wants to buy a ranch. Harry Morton and his partner Casey want to be the ones to sell it to him. But George does not really want to buy a ranch, and, p
24. 24 24. George in the Army1953-03-19 · 30mGracie has the idea that joining the Army will be good for George, and enlists him. George is not worried, because a doctor is coming to the house to examine him and he knows he w
25. 25 25. Gacie Reports the Car Stolen1953-03-26 · 30mSomeone whistles in George's dressing room and Gracie, believing the old show-biz superstition that it will mean three days of bad luck, hides George's car so that he can't make a
26. 26 26. Gracie Pretends She's a College Boy's Mother1953-03-30 · 30mGracie poses as a student's mother so he can bring his girlfriend "home" to dinner. Harry Von Zell, Bea Benaderet, Larry Keating.
27. 27 27. Buying a Mountain Cabin1953-04-06 · 30mProblems arise when Harry Von Zell decides to buy a cabin from a real estate agent who is a competitor to Harry Morton, and Gracie gets the wrong impression that George is the one
28. 28 28. The Missing Fur Stole1953-04-13 · 30mLots of mixups, in both plot and dialogue, as Gracie mistakenly reports to the police that Blanche's new fur stole has been stolen.
29. 29 29. Spanish Lessons1953-04-20 · 30mSpanish lessons for Gracie and Blanche lead to George getting into some very unexpected trouble.
30. 30 30. Gracie & Cleaning Woman / Vanderlips1953-04-27 · 30mGracie jeopardizes Harry Morton's bank loan and George and Harry Von Zell's well-being when she mistakenly determines Mr. Vanderlip has been having an affair with his cook
31. 31 31. Von Zell's Old Girlfriend Visits1953-05-04 · 30mVon Zell's college sweetheart is planning to drop by. He has given her the impression that he is married, and Gracie wants to help him appear so. At the same time, Harry Morton h
32. 32 32. George Lecturing at UCLA1953-05-11 · 30mGeorge receives an invitation to lecture at a college, but when he overhears the Mortons and Harry von Zell making fun of him, he refuses.
33. 33 33. Gracie and Harry Morton / Missing Persons Bureau1953-05-18 · 30mGracie gets involved with the missing Persons Bureau in trying to locate Harry Morton for his wife Blanche.
34. 34 34. Surprise Party Mix-Up1953-07-06 · 30mGracie throws a monkey wrench into a birthday party for Harry Morton.
35. 35 35. Cousins Perry and Pete1953-07-13 · 30mGeorge invites a pair of burglars to stay in their home after Gracie introduces them as her cousins.
36. 36 36. Gracie Thinks George is Going Solo1953-07-20 · 30mSome amusement results when Gracie finds a telegram from 1923. In it, George is asked to do a Broadway show, but without his partner. Gracie does not notice the date on the teleg
37. 37 37. Gracie Trying to Get George to Go On Trip East1953-07-27 · 30mGracie decides that she wants to go to New York with the Mortons for a vacation.
38. 38 38. Gracie Witnesses a Holdup1953-08-03 · 30mGracie has witnessed a bank robbery, and is scheduled as a witness against gangster Johnny Velvet. George is expecting to sing at a dinner for Ronald Reagan, but the guest list is
39. 39 39. Locked Out of the House1953-08-10 · 30mThanks to Gracie's carelessness, the Burns and Mortons get locked out of their homes in the middle of the night, much to the chagrin of the locksmith's jealous wife.
40. 40 40. Gracie Falls in a Department Store1953-08-17 · 30mGracie trips and falls, as a result of her high heel getting caught in a hole in the rug at the department store. The store's management attempts to reach a monetary settlement wit