The Valley S03E12 · Schwartzapalooza

Overview

Zack breaks down about his future with Benji. Benji pokes a hole in Danny’s story. Brittany calls out Kristen for protecting Nia’s feelings over hers. On a group trip to Mexico, Kristen’s travel anxiety gets the best of her. Luke reveals his uncertainty about the future of their relationship.

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1. 1 1. You Can't Sip With Us2026-04-01 · 42mDanny and Nia juggle four under four, while Kristen and Luke don't see eye-to-eye as they transition to first-time parenthood; Brittany tries to get her sparkle back in a new relat
2. 2 2. Snip Snip2026-04-08 · 42mLala invites most of the group to celebrate her daughter Sosa's first birthday, leaving some feeling excluded; Janet tries to make amends with a few members of the group; Tom and M
3. 3 3. The Santa Clarita Trail2026-04-15 · 42mBrittany takes the first step toward regaining her self-confidence with a mommy makeover consultation; Jasmine's growing friendship with Lala is tested on a girls' night out, leavi
4. 4 4. Mariposa Momma2026-04-22 · 42mDanny and Nia continue to struggle with their newborn daughter refusing a bottle; as Kristen grapples with postpartum blues, her relationship with Luke is tested when their first d
5. 5 5. The Hive Mentality2026-04-29 · 42mJanet's game night olive branch yields mixed results; Jesse gives Lacy a divorce update in hopes of taking things to the next level; Kristen and Luke continue to struggle with thei
6. 6 6. All Aboard!2026-05-06 · 42mTom introduces his crush, Kiana, to his friends. The group takes a train to San Diego and Janet tries to build a stronger friendship with Zack. Danny starts to lose his patience wi
7. 7 7. Triggers and Tiaras2026-05-13 · 54mThe San Diego trip continues with Lacy’s arrival, which causes chaos, particularly with Michelle. Kristen struggles to quell her postpartum frustration towards Luke. The group hold
8. 8 8. Miss Behavior2026-05-20 · 42mNia struggles to deal with Danny’s antics during a drag pageant. Jason suffers a traumatic injury. Lala questions why Kristen blindly takes up for the Bookos.
9. 9 9. 'Til Debt Do Us Part2026-05-27 · 42mKristen and Luke work to reconnect; Michelle opens up to Lala about the financial strain of her impending divorce and emotions run high when she surprises Jesse with divorce papers
10. 10 10. Red Flags and White Claws2026-06-03 · 42mZack's roommate moves out, leaving an empty apartment for him and Benji to see what living together could be like. While Brittany recovers from her mommy makeover at home, red flag
11. 11 11. Friendships Shaken, Not Stirred2026-06-10 · 42mZack invites everyone on a getaway to Mexico; Brittany drops shocking news about Brandon; Tom hosts a Bond-themed party where relationships are tested when Lala confronts Nia, Jane
12. 12 12. Schwartzapalooza2026-06-17 · 42mZack breaks down about his future with Benji. Benji pokes a hole in Danny’s story. Brittany calls out Kristen for protecting Nia’s feelings over hers. On a group trip to Mexico, Kr
13. 13 13. Liked and Loaded2026-06-24 · 42mSchwartz’s birthday party erupts into chaos after Lala calls out Danny’s social media behavior. Zack’s temper flares over the group’s treatment of Danny. Luke and Kristen continue
14. 14 14. Hips Don't Lie2026-07-01 · 42mKristen is accused of throwing her best friends under the bus. Tension builds between Danny and Nia while out with the group for Zack’s birthday. Michelle struggles watching Jesse
15. 15 15. It's My Birthday & I'll Cry If I Want To2026-07-08 · 54mMichelle and Lacy get emotional as they attempt to move forward; Jesse reveals a secret to Kristen about her future with Luke; Janet opens up to Lala about her past; tensions hit a
16. 16 16. Balls Voyage2026-07-15 · 42mLala celebrates her 7-year sober anniversary while also dealing with the passing of her dog, Lily. Kristen and Luke struggle with the aftermath of Mexico and what's next for their
17. 17 17. Guilt Tripping2026-07-22 · 42mJesse and Michelle take a major step with their divorce. Zack struggles with the decision to have kids with his boyfriend, Benji. Kristen and Luke meet with a couples' therapist to
18. 18 18. The Valley of the Damned2026-07-29 · 42mIn the season finale, Kristen and Luke attempt to recover from the fallout of therapy. Lala and Nia look for a path forward. Janet confronts Zack for what he’s saying behind her ba
19. 19 19. Reunion (1)2026-08-05 · 48mTensions run high as the group from The Valley comes together. Kristen and Nia reflect on their postpartum journeys and marriages now that their daughters are a year old. Brittany
20. 20 20. Reunion (2)2026-08-12The reunion continues as Kristen and Luke give an update on their relationship and marriage plans, while Lacy and Michelle continue to disagree. Despite their ongoing beef, Janet a
21. 21 21. Reunion (3)2026-08-19The reunion concludes as Lala stands firm and challenges the Bookos about Danny's behavior. Kristen breaks down in tears over her previous comments. Janet opens up about her past t