Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy S01E12 · Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
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Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
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1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess2008-09-10 · 2mMario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
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2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid2008-09-10 · 1mA dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
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3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney2008-09-15 · 1mBob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
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4. Adopted2008-09-21 · 2mMichael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
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5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen2008-09-29 · 1mA Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet M
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6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'2008-10-03 · 1mTwo male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
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7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen2008-10-13 · 2mThe Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Los
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8. Cat Staff Meeting2008-10-19 · 1mA cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
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9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster2008-10-26 · 1mInstead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
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10. Marital Troubles2008-11-02 · 1mA mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
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11. Jeff Goldblum Wafers2008-11-09 · 1mJeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
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12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve2008-12-22 · 1mJesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
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13. The Frog Prince2008-12-30 · 1mThe story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
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14. Monkeys Talk About Religion2009-01-06 · 1mA father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
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15. Mountain Climber2009-01-12 · 1mA mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
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16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past2009-01-18 · 1mTed Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
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17. Mad Cow Disease2009-01-27 · 1mA cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
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18. The Bartender Says...2009-02-05 · 1mTwo men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
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19. Backstage with Bob Dylan2009-02-17 · 1mPopeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
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20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club2009-02-24 · 1mFred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
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21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest2009-04-21 · 1mSome animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
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22. Things You Never Hear2009-05-23 · 2mThis episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
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23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist2009-06-12 · 1mA bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
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24. AIDS Patient Zero2009-05-12 · 2mA Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
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25. Name That Animal Penis!2009-05-12 · 2mA game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
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26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die2009-05-12 · 2mWile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
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27. Sex with... #12009-05-12 · 1mA showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Mr. Sulu
A Folk Singer
A Necrophiliac
A Trapeze Artist
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28. A Fat Guy Working Out2009-05-12 · 1mA fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
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29. A Gay Knight2009-05-12 · 1mA gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
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30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement2009-05-12 · 1mA Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
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31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit2009-05-12 · 3mFred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
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32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey2009-05-12 · 2mA random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
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33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car2009-05-12 · 1mTwo Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
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34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...2009-05-12 · 2mA man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
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35. Sex with... #22009-05-12 · 1mAnother showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Dick Cheney
Gilbert Gottfried
A Midget
Optimus Prime
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36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision2009-05-12 · 1mQuentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
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37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality2009-05-12 · 2mWhen the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
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38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?2009-05-12 · 1mTo have sexual relations with your mother.
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39. Sex with... #32009-05-12 · 1mThe final showcase of sexual moments, which include...
A U.S. Senator
A Tube Of Toothpaste
A Redneck
A Sheep
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40. Dirty Vaudeville2009-05-12 · 1mTwo singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
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41. Fat Jesus2009-05-12 · 2mSome villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
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42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson2009-05-12 · 1mDracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
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43. The Sneeze Throw-Up2009-05-12 · 1mExactly what it says on the tin...
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44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians2009-05-12 · 1mSettlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
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45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds2009-05-12 · 1mThe first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
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46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately2009-05-12 · 1mApparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
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47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen2009-05-12 · 1mAunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
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48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad2009-05-12 · 1mWe see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
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49. Sheep Shearing2009-05-12 · 2mA sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
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50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave2009-05-12 · 1mA dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.