Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (2008)

Episodes

1. 1 1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess2008-09-10 · 2mMario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
2. 2 2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid2008-09-10 · 1mA dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
3. 3 3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney2008-09-15 · 1mBob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
4. 4 4. Adopted2008-09-21 · 2mMichael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
5. 5 5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen2008-09-29 · 1mA Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet M
6. 6 6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'2008-10-03 · 1mTwo male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
7. 7 7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen2008-10-13 · 2mThe Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Los
8. 8 8. Cat Staff Meeting2008-10-19 · 1mA cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
9. 9 9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster2008-10-26 · 1mInstead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
10. 10 10. Marital Troubles2008-11-02 · 1mA mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
11. 11 11. Jeff Goldblum Wafers2008-11-09 · 1mJeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
12. 12 12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve2008-12-22 · 1mJesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
13. 13 13. The Frog Prince2008-12-30 · 1mThe story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
14. 14 14. Monkeys Talk About Religion2009-01-06 · 1mA father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
15. 15 15. Mountain Climber2009-01-12 · 1mA mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
16. 16 16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past2009-01-18 · 1mTed Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
17. 17 17. Mad Cow Disease2009-01-27 · 1mA cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
18. 18 18. The Bartender Says...2009-02-05 · 1mTwo men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
19. 19 19. Backstage with Bob Dylan2009-02-17 · 1mPopeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
20. 20 20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club2009-02-24 · 1mFred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
21. 21 21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest2009-04-21 · 1mSome animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
22. 22 22. Things You Never Hear2009-05-23 · 2mThis episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
23. 23 23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist2009-06-12 · 1mA bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
24. 24 24. AIDS Patient Zero2009-05-12 · 2mA Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
25. 25 25. Name That Animal Penis!2009-05-12 · 2mA game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
26. 26 26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die2009-05-12 · 2mWile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
27. 27 27. Sex with... #12009-05-12 · 1mA showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
28. 28 28. A Fat Guy Working Out2009-05-12 · 1mA fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
29. 29 29. A Gay Knight2009-05-12 · 1mA gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
30. 30 30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement2009-05-12 · 1mA Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
31. 31 31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit2009-05-12 · 3mFred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
32. 32 32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey2009-05-12 · 2mA random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
33. 33 33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car2009-05-12 · 1mTwo Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
34. 34 34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...2009-05-12 · 2mA man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
35. 35 35. Sex with... #22009-05-12 · 1mAnother showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
36. 36 36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision2009-05-12 · 1mQuentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
37. 37 37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality2009-05-12 · 2mWhen the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
38. 38 38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?2009-05-12 · 1mTo have sexual relations with your mother.
39. 39 39. Sex with... #32009-05-12 · 1mThe final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
40. 40 40. Dirty Vaudeville2009-05-12 · 1mTwo singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
41. 41 41. Fat Jesus2009-05-12 · 2mSome villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
42. 42 42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson2009-05-12 · 1mDracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
43. 43 43. The Sneeze Throw-Up2009-05-12 · 1mExactly what it says on the tin...
44. 44 44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians2009-05-12 · 1mSettlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
45. 45 45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds2009-05-12 · 1mThe first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
46. 46 46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately2009-05-12 · 1mApparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
47. 47 47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen2009-05-12 · 1mAunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
48. 48 48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad2009-05-12 · 1mWe see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
49. 49 49. Sheep Shearing2009-05-12 · 2mA sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
50. 50 50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave2009-05-12 · 1mA dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.