Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episodes
SpecialsSeason 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Season 10Season 11Season 12
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1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach2014-10-30 · 21mAfter a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
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2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza2014-11-06 · 21mAlan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
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3. Glamping in a Yurt2014-11-13 · 21mAlan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
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4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight2014-11-20 · 21mA birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
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5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.2014-11-27 · 21mWalden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
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6. Alan Shot a Little Girl2014-12-04 · 21mAlan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
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7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner2014-12-11 · 21mAlan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
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8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey2014-12-18 · 21mAlan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
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9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey2015-01-08 · 21mWalden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
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10. Here I Come, Pants!2015-01-15 · 21mAlan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
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11. For Whom the Booty Calls2015-01-22 · 21mWalden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
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12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off2015-01-29 · 21mWhen Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
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13. Boompa Loved His Hookers2015-02-05 · 21mWalden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
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14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun2015-02-12 · 21mAfter they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on t
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15. Of Course He's Dead (1)2015-02-19 · 18mCharlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
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16. Of Course He's Dead (2)2015-02-19 · 21mCharlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Cast
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Conchata FerrellBertaImages
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