Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episodes
SpecialsSeason 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Season 10Season 11Season 12
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1. 818-JKLPUZO2009-09-21 · 21mCharlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
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2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation2009-09-28 · 20mWhen Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
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3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.2009-10-05 · 19mAlan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
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4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator2009-10-12 · 20mAlan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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5. For the Sake of the Child2009-10-19 · 21mJake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
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6. Give Me Your Thumb2009-11-02 · 20mAlan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
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7. Untainted by Filth2009-11-09 · 22mAlan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.2009-11-16 · 20mWhile overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair2009-11-23 · 21mWhile Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
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10. That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"2009-12-07 · 20mChelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
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11. Warning, It's Dirty2009-12-14 · 19mJake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
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12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste2010-01-11 · 22mJake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
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13. Yay, No Polyps!2010-01-18 · 20mCharlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
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14. Crude and Uncalled For2010-02-01 · 21mCharlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche2010-02-08 · 22mChelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
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16. Tinkle Like a Princess2010-03-01 · 21mCharlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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17. I Found Your Moustache2010-03-08 · 21mCharlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day2010-03-22 · 21mCharlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave2010-04-12 · 18mAlan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
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20. I Called Him Magoo2010-05-10 · 21mAlan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
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21. Gumby with a Pokey2010-05-17 · 21mCharlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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22. This Is Not Gonna End Well2010-05-24 · 21mCharlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
Cast
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Conchata FerrellBertaImages
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