Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episodes
SpecialsSeason 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Season 10Season 11Season 12
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1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud2010-09-20 · 21mWhen Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
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2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer2010-09-27 · 21mCharlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
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3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus2010-10-04 · 21mAfter moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
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4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers2010-10-11 · 21mLyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
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5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel2010-10-18 · 21mAlan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
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6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger2010-10-25 · 21mCharlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
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7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette2010-11-01 · 19mCharlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
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8. Springtime on a Stick2010-11-08 · 21mCharlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
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9. A Good Time in Central Africa2010-11-15 · 21mWhen Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
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10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop2010-11-22 · 19mWhen Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
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11. Dead from the Waist Down2010-12-06 · 21mAlan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
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12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead2010-12-13 · 21mDepressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
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13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup2011-01-03 · 21mAlan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
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14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs2011-01-17 · 21mObsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
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15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak2011-02-07 · 21mWhile Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
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16. That Darn Priest2011-02-14 · 19mRose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
Cast
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Conchata FerrellBertaImages
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